Studies of Black Magic

23 years × German × passionate artist × randomness impersonated × bisexual ► My blog: a lot of ranting and fangirl stuff, mostly Inception & the Avengers ◄ Fanfics - Inception × Fanfics - Avengers

[wallabri]

but if carlos is the kind of person that like his hair played with can you just imagine

[littlemoongoddess]

[hannisballs]

because who doesn’t want mads smiling on their blog

[loveyourselfsonoonehasto13-deac]

The number plate is the chemical equation for Glucose, and the car is called a Cube, it is therefore a giant sugar cube

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

My followers may not know this yet, but I am seriously addicted to chemistry puns.

[joeyrichteriscuhryinginhere]

I saw this post on facebook and haven’t seen it here yet so I thought I’d post it so my followers could see this and be aware.

Hole Under Door Lock Wednesday, I approached my truck from the passenger side to place my computer bag in the front passenger seat. As I reached to open the door I noticed there was a hole right under my door handle. My first thought was, “someone has shot my truck !” I began to think about it and inspect it a little closer and the “light” slowly began to come on. I phoned my friend who owns a body shop and asked if he had any vehicles with damage to the doors that looked like a bullet hole. “Yes, I see it all the time. Thieves have a punch and place it right under the door handle, knock a hole through, reach in and unlock it, just as if they have a key. No alarms, broken glass, or anything.” I then placed a call to my insurance agent and explained it to him. I was puzzled that they left my GPS and all other belongings. Here is where it gets scary ! “Oh no, he said, they want the break-in to be so subtle that you don’t even realize it. They look at your GPS to see where “home” is. Or check your address from Insurance and Registration in your glove box. Now, they know what you drive, go to your home, and if your vehicle isn’t there they assume you aren’t and break into your home.” He said they will even leave a purse or wallet and only take one or two credit cards. By the time you realize there has been a theft, they may have already had a couple of days or more to use them. (I didn’t realize my situation for two full days!) They even give you the courtesy of re-locking your doors for you. Periodically, walk around your car, especially after you park in a shopping center or other large parking area. Report thefts immediately….your bank w/missing check numbers, your credit card agencies, police, and insurance companies, etc.

This makes me want to run out and check my car now to see if I have holes in the door handle. Be careful. Thieves are finder better and more discreet ways to steal from you.

[unapologetically-human]

[verilyvexed]

FINISHED OMFG.

It was supposed to be goofier and more farcical, and then I started overthinking and ascribing symbolism to the centrepiece and just, yay, done.

Thank you so much to anyone that commented, liked, reblogged, anything! I promised a page 10/gag page thing, and that is here, and actually relevant to the second ‘episode’ if ever it gets made (so please forgive me for pulling the whole “HAH IT WAS A DAYDREAM" thing. It’s only temporarily a daydream! And if you read it with the knowledge that Hannibal is daydreaming, it’s even weirder).

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[agent-silva-deactivated20130812]

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

[orsino]

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

[izaya-orihara-stupid-eskimo-dea]

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[sarrahxhabibi]

[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

[seththewolf]

Oh my god

[kagami-not-kagayou-deactivated2]

ok lemme try this tooooo

EDIT:

WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK

[commandersass]

Steve, Tony can’t handle all your sassiness.

[littledallilasbookshelf]

[thatmiserablerevolution-blog]

omg please tag your porn

[megoosa]

The library fandom, ladies and gentleman.

[artandalcohol]

[sassytail]

holy dicks, that’s useful

[pkhibiya]

reblogging for future reference

[dropdeadshira]

reblogging for future essays

[crowsister-archive]

My AP English teacher says that disgusted isn’t specific enough. Her method of finding a more specific word is to take a thesaurus and use synonyms.

This class gives me so much rage. 

[birdnerdpearl]

THANK YOU

[kaisertat2-blog]

Babies avengers eat shawarma..

[a-thousandesires]

[alasblackwell]

Okay, hello there Chris.

I usually don't put my shit under photos I reblog, but this is something I don't just want to shove into the tags.

I decided to have you as my 200th tumblr post, because no matter how much I fangirl over all the things I fangirl, you're my one big celebrity crush. I admire how you cope with all the pressure and social anxiety and well, although you probably won't ever read this, I just wanna say thanks for existing.

Sincerely, a big big fan

[nonipsa-blog]

[saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful]

#homeboy was literally busting out of that shirt

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[fishyandclintbarton]

Christopher, you face. I like that shit.

[alasblackwell]

Hey! Once you get this, you must share 5 random facts about yourself, then pass this on to your 10 favorite followers!

Ugh okay, this is hard. I'm not good at this. xD Uhm...

I collect decorative bottles

I believe in angels and demons, but not in God or the devil

If it was legal, I might spend all day setting stuff on fire

I sing along to the music in my car as loud as I can

I'd be willing to try any kind of meat. Any kind.

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[subvertcliche-archived-deactiva]

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

[iuweqnc4ew]

they really do mean everyone

[deathology]

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you