Alaskan Dreams

No real ryhme or reason just the things that catch my fancy. /24/ /USCG Aux./ fandoms Doctor Who Hat Films Marvel DC Star Trek Star Wars and many more.

[alaskan-dreamsicle]

[french-toast-dicks]

This is on the door to my art room

[panels-of-interest]

Green Arrow vs. Pete Lomax.

[from Detective Comics (1937) #550]

[m-korlan]

when customers try to come in after closing

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[destinyrush]

This damn thread!

[11-11-1992]

TALK THAT SHIT

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

📢📢📢👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[smashervass]

I feel this every day fucking with my parents

[sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated]

YESSSSS

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[dccomicsscenes]

Happy New Year everyone! 👊🏼

[mamalazzer]

If Vader dad-joked his way through the Star Wars series

My other Star Wars stuff here

[poinsciuri]

no more discourse. from now on we just walk ten paces apart and try to shoot each other

[slug-buoy-blog]

We tried that, they just made a musical

[durbikins]

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[jynandor]

They found the Death Star plans. They have to transmit them from the communications tower! You have to take down the shield gate. It’s the only way to going to get them through! 

Call up a Hammerhead corvette. I have an idea.

[briannatheloner]

You can be anything. Representation Matters

[hustleinatrap]

have you even heard about this?

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

i watched this and it was honestly flawless ! the voice work the plot the animation the story (with the inclusion of other D.C. characters) but there was literally no kind of promotion for the show . it was only 5-7 mins each ep (with 2 short seasons) it was rly done amazingly well honestly but they made no effort to promote and a beautifully written and produced show with a black female main character fell flat

[mikeymagee]

And TV/Movie execs had no excuse for not promoting Vixen. These past few years have proven that black audiences will show up for shit. 

Get Out Luke Cage Atlanta Moonlight Hidden Figures Black-Ish Black Panther (and it was only the trailer for fuck’s sake) Creed 13th Queen Sugar Underground Hell, even The Wiz Live broke records!

There is no excuse for Vixen not getting promoted  six ways to heaven aside from misogynoir, and they know it. 

[thembocoles]

Wow I had no clue it had finally premiered 😓😡

[ttbngaming-deactivated20190917]

Also this is a CW Seed show so its not even premiere on networks

[tastefullyoffensive]

[video]

[lesbianlenas]

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