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╳ ▌@officerdxddy
eyes tracked the movements of the other man as they stepped carefully through the ruins of the grocery store. shattered windows, overturned shelves and broken registers- it was a poor sight to behold. a supply run if the demon had to assume anything, but they hated making uneducated guesses. that was why they had kept the man in their sights for some while, seeing them part from the group to go try and find anything of value in this dilapidated town. alastair hardly believed that was ever going to happen for this sorry group.
the demon followed them nonetheless. it wasn’t for their supplies nor the ammo, no, but for a different reason entirely. trailing behind, the demon waited until they were inside the building, before appearing silently on the other side of the store, a few shelves hiding the creature from view. humans were so easily scared, especially in these times, and alastair hoped to make the most out of playing on that fragile bravery. ❝ it's honestly a surprise you have survived for this long, ❞ the demon called out into the store.
taking a few steps down one of the many aisles, alastair appeared in between the rows and waited to be seen only momentarily once they reach the pathway that bisected the store. alastair gave only a smirk before turning away to walk down another row of shelves, disappearing from the survivor’s sight once more.
❝ oh don’t let me sound menacing, though. i don’t wish to kill you. ❞
╳ ▌hellblxzer:
was it wise to approach a known adversary to those within hell’s forces- an adversary to even those whose strength were far stronger than most pantheons? probably not, but alastair couldn’t help but to dismiss that warnings that rang through the halls of hell at their decision to approach the man. power was a fickle creature; it would just as easy obey one’s commands as it would bite the owner’s hand. on the look out for the man who was probably the best magick user alive this moment, alastair strode casually through the hazy hall ways of the building that had been taken over by a rather poor summoning of a great old one. a that itself was the reason why this particular situation had grabbed alastair’s attention. it had been ages since the demon had ever laid eyes on the text that had been used to summon such creatures. even longer since the demon had ever seen such entities that could be summoned from the necronomicon. it wasn’t that alastair believed that the old ones would be able to be useful or even think about allying themselves with lucifer’s agents, but the grand inquisitor didn’t want that book to start getting passed around from one idiot to the other. ❝ you should really consider stopping the habit of smoking. it makes such an easy trail to follow. ❞ the demon called out into the building, uncaring if anyone heard. they could see traces of deep ones littering the hallway, signs of a fight that meant that the disgusting sea creatures tried, and maybe succeeded, to stop whatever summoning that happened. ❝ granted, it looks as if the smoke isn’t just from you. ialdagorth always likes to leave a trace, but seriously, you’ll end back up down under before you know it. ❞
noprodigalson:
update:
i can’t find my flashdrive guys and that’s a lot of my icons/psd’s gone and it’s really but a dent in my motivation to get replies done, but i’ll do my best to try and work on them all still even if i wont be able to attach my favorite icons to them.
La Sainte-Chapelle in Paris, France - 2011
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“So, you’re still sticking to the ‘I’m a demon from hell’ spiel? You really get people to buy that? Sure the eye thing helps but I’ve met other people with fully white eyes? And powers are not that special. Just another sadistic prick who’s making claims.”
❝ believe what you want, it matters not. everyone has their right to be ignorant. disappointing, especially with someone who is supposedly graced by a deity, but i guess we can’t all be perfect, ❞ alastair said, watching them with a curious gaze. would their soul retain the capabilities that they have as a human? just how willing would their body be to being pulled from the soil they belong and under into the realms the demon belonged instead? so many questions, so many possibilities. ❝ claims you say? i think you misjudge my capabilities. poor, poor decision. what makes you think you’re that special instead? ❞
╳ ▌realgoodtrouble:
❝ Important enough for you to give a shit– which makes it pretty damn special. ❞ The moment called for her to turn, face the beast HEAD ON though, her eyes squeezed shut like a child who wished for nothing more than their nightmare to END. The brattish days of pigtails and bedtimes stories were over; HELL stood behind her and grinned in the darkness. Slowly, the hunter pivoted to indignantly stare at the demon with their name kept out of her mouth. ❝ Unless, you’re here for me. ❞ THE DEVIL HAD HER NUMBER. THE DEVIL KNEW WHERE SHE ROAMED.
❝ what am i here for? that is the question, isn’t it. unfortunately, we’ll have to leave that question alone until a later date. ❞ the demon waved a dismissive hand, uncaring about any sort of conclusions the hunter will try to be making. alastair walked forward, on foot in front of the other, walking towards––sidestepping right before she ended up in front of the hunter so that they’d stand beside, if not slightly behind jo. ❝ how absolutely gruesome isn’t it? sloppy too. even with your complete lack of tack i’d imagine you put forth a better effort to make a clean kill. ❞
❝ tell me what do you know about this so far. ❞ they weren’t asking.
Charmed Sentence Starters
I'll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok?
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
Why didn't you save her/him?
I'm not angry. I am pissed off!
Let's not get technical now.
Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
You're pregnant?
Excuse me! Do you mind?
Cut the cryptic crap.
Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Have you been exercising your powers daily?
Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?
Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?
I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it.
You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu.
Notice anything different about me?
What are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?
Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.
So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?
Don't act blonde.
Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with the sin thingy.
It's your love that keeps me sane and whole and balanced.
How about I buy you a drink?
That tastes like ass... phalt.
It'll be just like the summer by the lake.
It's all about power
From the womb!? He/she had powers from the womb?
Magic may work in mysterious ways, but it always works
You would kill your own family?
Do it and you'll pull back a bloody stub
'____' this is completely illegal
Vanquish demon first, kill husband later
You don't know me
Kiss this bitch
I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Why am I standing in the ocean?
Stop yelling at death!
Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?
I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?
Good people do not turn other people into water coolers
Apparently the baby here prefers Mommy to be indestructible
Oh, no! Am I dead again?
The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing
Don't worry, love will conquer all!
What makes you think I want your help?
Well, I hate to break it to you. But you don’t really have a choice in that matter.
I don’t need to do anything. You’re gonna stop yourself.
Hey, cujo, who you growling at?
Me peeved, you annoying
I told you to stop.
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╳ ▌@virtusomniavincit:
“That is not comforting, thanks, satan. You’re almost as threatening as my boss. What - are you going to drug me and torture me if I do mess up? Been there done that.”
❝ is there no room for creativity in that dreadfully small mind of yours? first of all, i’m hardly lucifer, but i’ll take the compliment. second of all, really? drug you and torturer you? i’d rather have you in sound mind if i’m going to put ANY effort. ❞
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