Alastor

Radio is not dead

[alastor-ask]

Hello everyone, it's your radio host Alastor! Broadcasting to you live, remember you're not fully dressed without a smile !"

[ask-charliemorningstar]

I'MA DO IT AGAIN

*anon throws another stop sign into the ceiling*

[alastor-ask]

My dear do you need help with an unruly guest?

[alastor-ask]

Don't judge me

[cgsdraws]

The-the gray pill is just me?????

[th3deadmanwalking]

Orange and black pills. Never said only one.

(Contemplating the pink one but Soundwave would literally be so fucking done with me) - kirin

[will-0-the-wispp]

REDDDDDD

Maybe pink but I don't want Alastor as my roommate-

@stargirlinwater

[stargirlinwater]

ahhh @will-0-the-wispp alastor 😭

I pick orange

I shall be the QUEEN of chinchillas muhahaha

(Initial thought was pink but alastor would probably hate me and then kill me so that would be fun)

ANYONE WHO SEES THIS HAS TO REBLOG HEHEHE ALSO YOU @narfthenoodle

[alastor-ask]

@will-0-the-wispp @stargirlinwater

I'm offended that you think we couldn't make this work my dears."

[will-0-the-wispp]

AHH NO AL Its just I kinda don't want to hear the screams of the damned at 3 am when I'm.trying to sleep... BUT I'M SURE WE COULD WORK IT OUT-

[alastor-ask]

Oh please even I have class, and recently it seems the denizens have finally stopped making me angry

[will-0-the-wispp]

Oh-um well in that case um- * Nervous eye contact cause 1. I'm scared and 2. Idk how to talk to people*.... I'm open to thinking about it...?

[alastor-ask]

Splendid my dear." *Feasting on the nervousness*

[stargirlinwater]

Noooo Alastor don't hurt her I beg of youuu

Don't eat her nervousness she needs thattt

[alastor-ask]

Im not going to hurt her, to late my dear

[will-0-the-wispp]

Wooo.... I guess....

[alastor-ask]

Indeedy my dear

[cgsdraws]

The-the gray pill is just me?????

[th3deadmanwalking]

Orange and black pills. Never said only one.

(Contemplating the pink one but Soundwave would literally be so fucking done with me) - kirin

[will-0-the-wispp]

REDDDDDD

Maybe pink but I don't want Alastor as my roommate-

@stargirlinwater

[stargirlinwater]

ahhh @will-0-the-wispp alastor 😭

I pick orange

I shall be the QUEEN of chinchillas muhahaha

(Initial thought was pink but alastor would probably hate me and then kill me so that would be fun)

ANYONE WHO SEES THIS HAS TO REBLOG HEHEHE ALSO YOU @narfthenoodle

[alastor-ask]

@will-0-the-wispp @stargirlinwater

I'm offended that you think we couldn't make this work my dears."

[will-0-the-wispp]

AHH NO AL Its just I kinda don't want to hear the screams of the damned at 3 am when I'm.trying to sleep... BUT I'M SURE WE COULD WORK IT OUT-

[alastor-ask]

Oh please even I have class, and recently it seems the denizens have finally stopped making me angry

[will-0-the-wispp]

Oh-um well in that case um- * Nervous eye contact cause 1. I'm scared and 2. Idk how to talk to people*.... I'm open to thinking about it...?

[alastor-ask]

Splendid my dear." *Feasting on the nervousness*

[stargirlinwater]

Noooo Alastor don't hurt her I beg of youuu

Don't eat her nervousness she needs thattt

[alastor-ask]

Im not going to hurt her, to late my dear

[cgsdraws]

The-the gray pill is just me?????

[th3deadmanwalking]

Orange and black pills. Never said only one.

(Contemplating the pink one but Soundwave would literally be so fucking done with me) - kirin

[will-0-the-wispp]

REDDDDDD

Maybe pink but I don't want Alastor as my roommate-

@stargirlinwater

[stargirlinwater]

ahhh @will-0-the-wispp alastor 😭

I pick orange

I shall be the QUEEN of chinchillas muhahaha

(Initial thought was pink but alastor would probably hate me and then kill me so that would be fun)

ANYONE WHO SEES THIS HAS TO REBLOG HEHEHE ALSO YOU @narfthenoodle

[alastor-ask]

@will-0-the-wispp @stargirlinwater

I'm offended that you think we couldn't make this work my dears."

[will-0-the-wispp]

AHH NO AL Its just I kinda don't want to hear the screams of the damned at 3 am when I'm.trying to sleep... BUT I'M SURE WE COULD WORK IT OUT-

[alastor-ask]

Oh please even I have class, and recently it seems the denizens have finally stopped making me angry

[will-0-the-wispp]

Oh-um well in that case um- * Nervous eye contact cause 1. I'm scared and 2. Idk how to talk to people*.... I'm open to thinking about it...?

[alastor-ask]

Splendid my dear." *Feasting on the nervousness*

[cgsdraws]

The-the gray pill is just me?????

[th3deadmanwalking]

Orange and black pills. Never said only one.

(Contemplating the pink one but Soundwave would literally be so fucking done with me) - kirin

[will-0-the-wispp]

REDDDDDD

Maybe pink but I don't want Alastor as my roommate-

@stargirlinwater

[stargirlinwater]

ahhh @will-0-the-wispp alastor 😭

I pick orange

I shall be the QUEEN of chinchillas muhahaha

(Initial thought was pink but alastor would probably hate me and then kill me so that would be fun)

ANYONE WHO SEES THIS HAS TO REBLOG HEHEHE ALSO YOU @narfthenoodle

[alastor-ask]

@will-0-the-wispp @stargirlinwater

I'm offended that you think we couldn't make this work my dears."

[will-0-the-wispp]

AHH NO AL Its just I kinda don't want to hear the screams of the damned at 3 am when I'm.trying to sleep... BUT I'M SURE WE COULD WORK IT OUT-

[alastor-ask]

Oh please even I have class, and recently it seems the denizens have finally stopped making me angry

[cgsdraws]

The-the gray pill is just me?????

[th3deadmanwalking]

Orange and black pills. Never said only one.

(Contemplating the pink one but Soundwave would literally be so fucking done with me) - kirin

[will-0-the-wispp]

REDDDDDD

Maybe pink but I don't want Alastor as my roommate-

@stargirlinwater

[stargirlinwater]

ahhh @will-0-the-wispp alastor 😭

I pick orange

I shall be the QUEEN of chinchillas muhahaha

(Initial thought was pink but alastor would probably hate me and then kill me so that would be fun)

ANYONE WHO SEES THIS HAS TO REBLOG HEHEHE ALSO YOU @narfthenoodle

[alastor-ask]

@will-0-the-wispp @stargirlinwater

I'm offended that you think we couldn't make this work my dears."

[motherducking-king]

ugh I want pancakes so bad right now but who has the energy to cook?

[alastor-ask]

Could just use your powers

[motherducking-king]

dont feel like it

[alastor-ask]

Our King of Hell everyone!

[motherducking-king]

ugh I want pancakes so bad right now but who has the energy to cook?

[alastor-ask]

Could just use your powers

[zoe-hartfelt]

somthing interesting had been going in recently.

there had been sightings in both heaven and hell of a mortal naga somewhere. not a sinner, nor a winner, just an actual mythical beast. Zoe, of course, didnt pay mind to the rumors...

...until when out and about she found it sleeping in a bush near cannibal town.

@snake-boy

*she was strolling near cannibal town. Alastor had asked her to go visit Rosie and pick up something for him. As she was walking she heard some noises from a bush. When she got close she saw the creature.*

//Zoe: what the fu-

[snake-boy]

everything below the waist was a massive snake tail, but everything above looked... human. the closest to human hell had seen short of the exorcists. all he was wearing was a Grey sweater, and he was just... sleeping. there was a soft rattling as he slept, similar to a cat's purring.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uhhhhhh

*she look at it, observed it, curiosity winning over. What was this creature, was it the one from the rumors? It looked so...human..yet, not human enough. And was it seriously sleeping like it wasn't in a deadly place?*

[snake-boy]

it slowly stirs, starting to wake uo it seems.

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she stays it place, observing*

[snake-boy]

it sleepily looks up at her, its green eyes just... wandering over her. like it was inspecting if she was a threat. it lets out a big yawn, revealing two fangs, similar to how a vampire would look, and plenty of sharp teeth. it does the thing cats do, where they do that little mlem after yawning, before slithering closer.... its just... inspecting her currently.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uh, hello?

*she stays still, letting him inspect her*

[snake-boy]

he seems satisfied, retreating back into the bush tk give her space.

"no seem bad. hello."

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she waves*

//Zoe: not to be rude but what are you doing sleeping in a bush.

[snake-boy]

"Can't find home. or forest. miss cave."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: are you even from hell?

[snake-boy]

he tilts his head, now VERY confused

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: you do know you're in hell right? You know what hell is right? Right!?

[snake-boy]

he shakes his head

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: no to being in her or not knowing-.. nevermind. Ummm do you want to follow me to a safe space. You're not really safe here

[snake-boy]

"Sure. beats sleeping here."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: follow me then

*she plans to take him to the hotel with her*

[snake-boy]

he slithers behind, definitely fitting the title of beast, given hes about 12 ft long.

"this place called hell? what that? fell through portal while look for berry"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: damn you're huge- IN A GOOD WAY. anyways, uh hell is a place we're bad people go after they die. Those who have committed sins in life.

[snake-boy]

"but am not dead. and not bad."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: well that's exactly what I don't understand. You don't look like a sinner or winner either. Hmmm you are kinda cute though. Snakes are cute

[snake-boy]

he blushes and looks away

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles and keeps walking. Her tail wags a bit*

[snake-boy]

hes flustered and embarrassed as he keeps slithering, little rattles coming from him

[zoe-hartfelt]

*they have arrived at the front doors of the Hazbin Hotel*

//Zoe: This Is the hazbin hotel, me and some other folks live here

[snake-boy]

"O-okay... i... I stay you? dont have home..."

seems she really got him good with her comment

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: Yea! Right now we're full but you can stay in my room if you don't mind

[snake-boy]

hes red as a tomato as he nods

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she smiles*

//Zoe: come on, I'll lead you to my room

[snake-boy]

he pulls uo his hood as he follows to hide how flustered he is

[zoe-hartfelt]

*they reach her room and she unlocks it*

//Zoe: come in make yourself comfortable!

[snake-boy]

he instantly locks onto the bed and slithers under the covers, getting comfy

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles finding it endearing*

//Zoe: she remembers the package. Oh! I'm be right back, I have to go give my dad something

[snake-boy]

"will be here."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: alrighty! I'll be back quickly

*she leaves and closes the door behind her*

[snake-boy]

it doesnt take long for him ti make her bed into a makeshift den, getting comfy in essentially a pillow fort.

thiugh he does get into a little trouble while she's gone...

[zoe-hartfelt]

*a few minutes later she returns*

//Zoe I'm back!

*she opens the door*

[snake-boy]

hes staring at her, shocked. the reason why is quickly clear as there seems to be the bottom half of a live sinner sticking out of his mouth, who's clearly trying ti struggle to avoid being eaten.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uhhhh

*she looks surprised but just stay in place. Not really scared or terrified since her father is a cannibal*

[snake-boy]

he just stays frozen for a bit, before with one big gulp, swallowing the sinner down. hey, at least his shoes were left behind.

"am in trouble?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: naw, I don't even know who that dude was so I don't care. Don't I don't recommend shoving anyone into your mouth-...

*she realizes (and so did I at the moment when typing)*

//Zoe: wait, that sounded wrong...

[snake-boy]

he seems confused, as his human belly seems to get bigger, as if its holding the sinner.

"he try hurt me."

he holds his belly as its clear whatever is inside there really doesnt want to be.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: did I not lock the door? I'm sorry

*her ears go back*

//Zoe: also why the hell was that dude in my room anyways

[snake-boy]

"said saw go in. scales sell. was scared..."

he grunts in pain as the struggling from his belly gets worse.

"allright, bad boy get melted."

his belly seems to go back to normal, as he pats his tail.

"all snug in there. was going let go. no more. snake food!"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she's very confused*

//Zoe: uh yey!

[snake-boy]

"oh, no know! naga have two belly. first one safe, is here!"

he points ti where his human stomach would be.

"also have big belly here!"

he points to his tail

"that one make melty. go in there, no come out."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: ohhh that makes sense

*she sits on the bed*

//Zoe: I just realized, I never got your name. I'm Zoe by the way

*she smiles*

[snake-boy]

"am loki."

he blushes a bit more

"im embarrassing... but can ask favour?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: cute name! And sure, what is it?

[snake-boy]

"could... could rub my tail?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she looks a bit surprised at the request*

//Zoe: oh, sure come lay down

*she pats a spot for him on the bed*

[snake-boy]

he climbs onto the spot, having ti curl uo a bit to even fit on the bed, being so long. hes noticeably more lethargic now

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she starts rubbing his tail*

//Zoe: adorable

[snake-boy]

he happily rattles, melting into the touch. she can feel his prey inside a bit, its strange... oddly satisfying but strange.

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she continues to rub with one hand. Her other hand plays with his hair*

[snake-boy]

he gets flustered again, melting into her touch even more.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: you're so cute when you're flustered. Reminds me of a strawberry, and I love strawberries~

*she smirks*

[snake-boy]

he curls up, red as a tomato, and whimpering from just how flustered he is

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: such a cute and pretty little sound.

*she continues her movements*

//Zoe: kinda makes me want to keep you~

[snake-boy]

incoherent snake babbling

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles*

//Zoe: oh you are just the cutest little thing!

[snake-boy]

hes attempting to bury himself in the bed, to no avail.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: don't hide Hun, don't hide that cute face

[snake-boy]

he looks uo at her, red as hell..

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she grabs his chin gently. Her face getting closer to him as she smirks*

//Zoe: such an adorable snake~

[snake-boy]

hes staring at her, flustered as hell and now nervous.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: does my little snake boy want anything?

*she's very gentle with him but still has a smirk on her face*

[snake-boy]

"D-dont know... feel warm... and fuzzy... why feel this?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*her thumb brushes against his lips*

//Zoe: such soft little lips. Maybe my little snake boy would want...a kiss?~

[snake-boy]

she broke him, he turns into a stammering mess. Who could've guessed hell would be the best thing for his loneliness?

"a-are... succubus?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she chuckles at his question finding his innocence adorable*

//Zoe: no Hun, I'm a sinner. But I can surely act like one if you want~

*she winks at him*

[snake-boy]

he becomes unresponsive, somehow getting even redder.

[alastor-ask]

What do we have here my little Fawn?" Came a voice from the doorway*

[zoe-hartfelt]

somthing interesting had been going in recently.

there had been sightings in both heaven and hell of a mortal naga somewhere. not a sinner, nor a winner, just an actual mythical beast. Zoe, of course, didnt pay mind to the rumors...

...until when out and about she found it sleeping in a bush near cannibal town.

@snake-boy

*she was strolling near cannibal town. Alastor had asked her to go visit Rosie and pick up something for him. As she was walking she heard some noises from a bush. When she got close she saw the creature.*

//Zoe: what the fu-

[snake-boy]

everything below the waist was a massive snake tail, but everything above looked... human. the closest to human hell had seen short of the exorcists. all he was wearing was a Grey sweater, and he was just... sleeping. there was a soft rattling as he slept, similar to a cat's purring.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uhhhhhh

*she look at it, observed it, curiosity winning over. What was this creature, was it the one from the rumors? It looked so...human..yet, not human enough. And was it seriously sleeping like it wasn't in a deadly place?*

[snake-boy]

it slowly stirs, starting to wake uo it seems.

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she stays it place, observing*

[snake-boy]

it sleepily looks up at her, its green eyes just... wandering over her. like it was inspecting if she was a threat. it lets out a big yawn, revealing two fangs, similar to how a vampire would look, and plenty of sharp teeth. it does the thing cats do, where they do that little mlem after yawning, before slithering closer.... its just... inspecting her currently.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uh, hello?

*she stays still, letting him inspect her*

[snake-boy]

he seems satisfied, retreating back into the bush tk give her space.

"no seem bad. hello."

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she waves*

//Zoe: not to be rude but what are you doing sleeping in a bush.

[snake-boy]

"Can't find home. or forest. miss cave."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: are you even from hell?

[snake-boy]

he tilts his head, now VERY confused

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: you do know you're in hell right? You know what hell is right? Right!?

[snake-boy]

he shakes his head

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: no to being in her or not knowing-.. nevermind. Ummm do you want to follow me to a safe space. You're not really safe here

[snake-boy]

"Sure. beats sleeping here."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: follow me then

*she plans to take him to the hotel with her*

[snake-boy]

he slithers behind, definitely fitting the title of beast, given hes about 12 ft long.

"this place called hell? what that? fell through portal while look for berry"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: damn you're huge- IN A GOOD WAY. anyways, uh hell is a place we're bad people go after they die. Those who have committed sins in life.

[snake-boy]

"but am not dead. and not bad."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: well that's exactly what I don't understand. You don't look like a sinner or winner either. Hmmm you are kinda cute though. Snakes are cute

[snake-boy]

he blushes and looks away

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles and keeps walking. Her tail wags a bit*

[snake-boy]

hes flustered and embarrassed as he keeps slithering, little rattles coming from him

[zoe-hartfelt]

*they have arrived at the front doors of the Hazbin Hotel*

//Zoe: This Is the hazbin hotel, me and some other folks live here

[snake-boy]

"O-okay... i... I stay you? dont have home..."

seems she really got him good with her comment

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: Yea! Right now we're full but you can stay in my room if you don't mind

[snake-boy]

hes red as a tomato as he nods

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she smiles*

//Zoe: come on, I'll lead you to my room

[snake-boy]

he pulls uo his hood as he follows to hide how flustered he is

[zoe-hartfelt]

*they reach her room and she unlocks it*

//Zoe: come in make yourself comfortable!

[snake-boy]

he instantly locks onto the bed and slithers under the covers, getting comfy

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles finding it endearing*

//Zoe: she remembers the package. Oh! I'm be right back, I have to go give my dad something

[snake-boy]

"will be here."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: alrighty! I'll be back quickly

*she leaves and closes the door behind her*

[snake-boy]

it doesnt take long for him ti make her bed into a makeshift den, getting comfy in essentially a pillow fort.

thiugh he does get into a little trouble while she's gone...

[zoe-hartfelt]

*a few minutes later she returns*

//Zoe I'm back!

*she opens the door*

[snake-boy]

hes staring at her, shocked. the reason why is quickly clear as there seems to be the bottom half of a live sinner sticking out of his mouth, who's clearly trying ti struggle to avoid being eaten.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uhhhh

*she looks surprised but just stay in place. Not really scared or terrified since her father is a cannibal*

[snake-boy]

he just stays frozen for a bit, before with one big gulp, swallowing the sinner down. hey, at least his shoes were left behind.

"am in trouble?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: naw, I don't even know who that dude was so I don't care. Don't I don't recommend shoving anyone into your mouth-...

*she realizes (and so did I at the moment when typing)*

//Zoe: wait, that sounded wrong...

[snake-boy]

he seems confused, as his human belly seems to get bigger, as if its holding the sinner.

"he try hurt me."

he holds his belly as its clear whatever is inside there really doesnt want to be.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: did I not lock the door? I'm sorry

*her ears go back*

//Zoe: also why the hell was that dude in my room anyways

[snake-boy]

"said saw go in. scales sell. was scared..."

he grunts in pain as the struggling from his belly gets worse.

"allright, bad boy get melted."

his belly seems to go back to normal, as he pats his tail.

"all snug in there. was going let go. no more. snake food!"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she's very confused*

//Zoe: uh yey!

[snake-boy]

"oh, no know! naga have two belly. first one safe, is here!"

he points ti where his human stomach would be.

"also have big belly here!"

he points to his tail

"that one make melty. go in there, no come out."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: ohhh that makes sense

*she sits on the bed*

//Zoe: I just realized, I never got your name. I'm Zoe by the way

*she smiles*

[snake-boy]

"am loki."

he blushes a bit more

"im embarrassing... but can ask favour?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: cute name! And sure, what is it?

[snake-boy]

"could... could rub my tail?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she looks a bit surprised at the request*

//Zoe: oh, sure come lay down

*she pats a spot for him on the bed*

[snake-boy]

he climbs onto the spot, having ti curl uo a bit to even fit on the bed, being so long. hes noticeably more lethargic now

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she starts rubbing his tail*

//Zoe: adorable

[snake-boy]

he happily rattles, melting into the touch. she can feel his prey inside a bit, its strange... oddly satisfying but strange.

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she continues to rub with one hand. Her other hand plays with his hair*

[snake-boy]

he gets flustered again, melting into her touch even more.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: you're so cute when you're flustered. Reminds me of a strawberry, and I love strawberries~

*she smirks*

[snake-boy]

he curls up, red as a tomato, and whimpering from just how flustered he is

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: such a cute and pretty little sound.

*she continues her movements*

//Zoe: kinda makes me want to keep you~

[snake-boy]

incoherent snake babbling

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles*

//Zoe: oh you are just the cutest little thing!

[snake-boy]

hes attempting to bury himself in the bed, to no avail.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: don't hide Hun, don't hide that cute face

[snake-boy]

he looks uo at her, red as hell..

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she grabs his chin gently. Her face getting closer to him as she smirks*

//Zoe: such an adorable snake~

[snake-boy]

hes staring at her, flustered as hell and now nervous.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: does my little snake boy want anything?

*she's very gentle with him but still has a smirk on her face*

[snake-boy]

"D-dont know... feel warm... and fuzzy... why feel this?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*her thumb brushes against his lips*

//Zoe: such soft little lips. Maybe my little snake boy would want...a kiss?~

[alastor-ask]

*watches silently from the doorway at both of them* @snake-boy @zoe-hartfelt

[zoe-hartfelt]

somthing interesting had been going in recently.

there had been sightings in both heaven and hell of a mortal naga somewhere. not a sinner, nor a winner, just an actual mythical beast. Zoe, of course, didnt pay mind to the rumors...

...until when out and about she found it sleeping in a bush near cannibal town.

@snake-boy

*she was strolling near cannibal town. Alastor had asked her to go visit Rosie and pick up something for him. As she was walking she heard some noises from a bush. When she got close she saw the creature.*

//Zoe: what the fu-

[snake-boy]

everything below the waist was a massive snake tail, but everything above looked... human. the closest to human hell had seen short of the exorcists. all he was wearing was a Grey sweater, and he was just... sleeping. there was a soft rattling as he slept, similar to a cat's purring.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uhhhhhh

*she look at it, observed it, curiosity winning over. What was this creature, was it the one from the rumors? It looked so...human..yet, not human enough. And was it seriously sleeping like it wasn't in a deadly place?*

[snake-boy]

it slowly stirs, starting to wake uo it seems.

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she stays it place, observing*

[snake-boy]

it sleepily looks up at her, its green eyes just... wandering over her. like it was inspecting if she was a threat. it lets out a big yawn, revealing two fangs, similar to how a vampire would look, and plenty of sharp teeth. it does the thing cats do, where they do that little mlem after yawning, before slithering closer.... its just... inspecting her currently.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uh, hello?

*she stays still, letting him inspect her*

[snake-boy]

he seems satisfied, retreating back into the bush tk give her space.

"no seem bad. hello."

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she waves*

//Zoe: not to be rude but what are you doing sleeping in a bush.

[snake-boy]

"Can't find home. or forest. miss cave."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: are you even from hell?

[snake-boy]

he tilts his head, now VERY confused

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: you do know you're in hell right? You know what hell is right? Right!?

[snake-boy]

he shakes his head

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: no to being in her or not knowing-.. nevermind. Ummm do you want to follow me to a safe space. You're not really safe here

[snake-boy]

"Sure. beats sleeping here."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: follow me then

*she plans to take him to the hotel with her*

[snake-boy]

he slithers behind, definitely fitting the title of beast, given hes about 12 ft long.

"this place called hell? what that? fell through portal while look for berry"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: damn you're huge- IN A GOOD WAY. anyways, uh hell is a place we're bad people go after they die. Those who have committed sins in life.

[snake-boy]

"but am not dead. and not bad."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: well that's exactly what I don't understand. You don't look like a sinner or winner either. Hmmm you are kinda cute though. Snakes are cute

[snake-boy]

he blushes and looks away

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles and keeps walking. Her tail wags a bit*

[snake-boy]

hes flustered and embarrassed as he keeps slithering, little rattles coming from him

[zoe-hartfelt]

*they have arrived at the front doors of the Hazbin Hotel*

//Zoe: This Is the hazbin hotel, me and some other folks live here

[snake-boy]

"O-okay... i... I stay you? dont have home..."

seems she really got him good with her comment

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: Yea! Right now we're full but you can stay in my room if you don't mind

[snake-boy]

hes red as a tomato as he nods

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she smiles*

//Zoe: come on, I'll lead you to my room

[snake-boy]

he pulls uo his hood as he follows to hide how flustered he is

[zoe-hartfelt]

*they reach her room and she unlocks it*

//Zoe: come in make yourself comfortable!

[snake-boy]

he instantly locks onto the bed and slithers under the covers, getting comfy

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles finding it endearing*

//Zoe: she remembers the package. Oh! I'm be right back, I have to go give my dad something

[snake-boy]

"will be here."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: alrighty! I'll be back quickly

*she leaves and closes the door behind her*

[snake-boy]

it doesnt take long for him ti make her bed into a makeshift den, getting comfy in essentially a pillow fort.

thiugh he does get into a little trouble while she's gone...

[zoe-hartfelt]

*a few minutes later she returns*

//Zoe I'm back!

*she opens the door*

[snake-boy]

hes staring at her, shocked. the reason why is quickly clear as there seems to be the bottom half of a live sinner sticking out of his mouth, who's clearly trying ti struggle to avoid being eaten.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: uhhhh

*she looks surprised but just stay in place. Not really scared or terrified since her father is a cannibal*

[snake-boy]

he just stays frozen for a bit, before with one big gulp, swallowing the sinner down. hey, at least his shoes were left behind.

"am in trouble?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: naw, I don't even know who that dude was so I don't care. Don't I don't recommend shoving anyone into your mouth-...

*she realizes (and so did I at the moment when typing)*

//Zoe: wait, that sounded wrong...

[snake-boy]

he seems confused, as his human belly seems to get bigger, as if its holding the sinner.

"he try hurt me."

he holds his belly as its clear whatever is inside there really doesnt want to be.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: did I not lock the door? I'm sorry

*her ears go back*

//Zoe: also why the hell was that dude in my room anyways

[snake-boy]

"said saw go in. scales sell. was scared..."

he grunts in pain as the struggling from his belly gets worse.

"allright, bad boy get melted."

his belly seems to go back to normal, as he pats his tail.

"all snug in there. was going let go. no more. snake food!"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she's very confused*

//Zoe: uh yey!

[snake-boy]

"oh, no know! naga have two belly. first one safe, is here!"

he points ti where his human stomach would be.

"also have big belly here!"

he points to his tail

"that one make melty. go in there, no come out."

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: ohhh that makes sense

*she sits on the bed*

//Zoe: I just realized, I never got your name. I'm Zoe by the way

*she smiles*

[snake-boy]

"am loki."

he blushes a bit more

"im embarrassing... but can ask favour?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: cute name! And sure, what is it?

[snake-boy]

"could... could rub my tail?"

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she looks a bit surprised at the request*

//Zoe: oh, sure come lay down

*she pats a spot for him on the bed*

[snake-boy]

he climbs onto the spot, having ti curl uo a bit to even fit on the bed, being so long. hes noticeably more lethargic now

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she starts rubbing his tail*

//Zoe: adorable

[snake-boy]

he happily rattles, melting into the touch. she can feel his prey inside a bit, its strange... oddly satisfying but strange.

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she continues to rub with one hand. Her other hand plays with his hair*

[snake-boy]

he gets flustered again, melting into her touch even more.

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: you're so cute when you're flustered. Reminds me of a strawberry, and I love strawberries~

*she smirks*

[snake-boy]

he curls up, red as a tomato, and whimpering from just how flustered he is

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: such a cute and pretty little sound.

*she continues her movements*

//Zoe: kinda makes me want to keep you~

[snake-boy]

incoherent snake babbling

[zoe-hartfelt]

*she giggles*

//Zoe: oh you are just the cutest little thing!

[alastor-ask]

Normally I'd respect your privacy and knock, but im evoking my rights as your Father by coming in anyway!

[dailyalastor]

[alastor-ask]

So hostile!

[zoe-hartfelt]

art

Have art, it's been a while lol

[alastor-ask]

Divine my little Fawn

[zoe-hartfelt]

//Zoe: thanks dad! I love dressing up! And changing my hair style!

[alastor-ask]

Welcome my little Fawn

[zoe-hartfelt]

art

Have art, it's been a while lol

[alastor-ask]

Divine my little Fawn

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[maedaeeee]

hi i am asexual and i approve this message

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Hi I am the asexual

[obsessivebookwormalert]

hi, asexual

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hello all asexuals!!!

[zeehasarrived]

all asexuals are exempt from the world wide explosion on October 14th 2027

[hermes-xi]

Yay. My asexuality will save me.

[stargirlinwater]

Greeting mere mortals. I am the ✨ASEXUAL✨ How are you.

[chaoticcatlady124]

I am aroace actually (＾ｖ＾)

[stargirlinwater]

Omg yet another ace (or aroace) moot for me! Ace pride!