*temperature drops to 60 degrees for less than 24 hours*
me: AUTUMN IS NEAR. DO I SEE A SPOT OF ORANGE ON THAT LEAF? PUMPKIN SPICE IS ON ITS WAY. GIVE ME AN ANGRY ORCHARD IN A TALL BOY THIS WITCH IS READY TO RISE.

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*temperature drops to 60 degrees for less than 24 hours*
me: AUTUMN IS NEAR. DO I SEE A SPOT OF ORANGE ON THAT LEAF? PUMPKIN SPICE IS ON ITS WAY. GIVE ME AN ANGRY ORCHARD IN A TALL BOY THIS WITCH IS READY TO RISE.
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.
Did you mean
Linda and Bob a relationship is all I want in life
a girl in res made memes relevant to being in treatment centers out of spongebob coloring pages and im shook at the accuracy
me: i’m a very private person
someone: hi
me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
this changed my life
this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
Avocado Toast is the new Mango.
the crows are his allies now.
“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”
@theclockworkscarecrow
That’s actually how it works.
Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.
There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge
The ‘Wonder Woman’ Cast Respond To Internet Trolls: “She isn’t even feminist.”
summary of the wonder woman movie
some guy: diana, you can't do that
diana: i'm doing it. i already did it. it's done.
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Stop measuring days by degree of productivity and start experiencing them by degree of presence.
Alan Watts (via aspiritualwarrior)
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I am 3% human 97% stress.