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Alby Nolan McGuiness/23/Tattoo Artist Brookfield Native. I'm a fucking cat, I'll use all of my nine lives to fuck you with.

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jxcobtknight:

“Don’t joke about punching. I take my punching seriously. You’d have a black eye by now if i hadn’t taken a hiatus on punching.”

“Thankful for that Hiatus then,” Alby snickered.

ofcoliver:

“Well, for the record, it’s not a crime to show that you love someone.”

“I know-- I just don’t know how to show it.”

weslanecrystal:

“I love you, babe.”

“Yeah, you too,” Alby stated awkwardly.

@albytross: not gonna keep my mouth shut when some stupid idiot goes on about how it doesn't happen to men. #fuckyou

#twitter #alby's in a mood #tw:sexual abuse

weslanecrystal:

“So what if I did? Come on man, doesn’t me you gotta,” he smirked.

“Pretty sure I’d be committing a crime if I didn’t.”

“Asshole,” Alby chuckled.

jxcobtknight:

“You’re asking me to punch you? That’s a weird thing, man.”

“It was a joke,” he muttered.

ofcoliver:

“I don’t exactly recall trying to bring up your romantic advances towards her. I mentioned her name and you started acting like a constipated turtle.”

Alby shrugged. “I don’t process shit normally.”

ofcoliver:

“What? Do you think I’m unaware of your relationship with Crosby?”

“I’m certain a few people are aware, I just don’t talk about that stuff often.”

jxcobtknight:

“I’m taking a new approach on life. The not punching approach, but if you want me to.Who am i to deny you the pleasure of it.”

“Maybe for old time sake,” Alby joked

weslanecrystal:

“You were begging for me to tease you. You opened up all of the possibilities.”

“So what if I did? Come on man, doesn’t me you gotta,” he smirked.

jxcobtknight:

“We are siblings, you know.”

“Yeah, I know, it makes shit awkward as fuck knowing I slept with her, I’m still waiting for you to punch me again.”

connerdontcry:

It’s totally different when the kid is actually yours though, I’m telling you. Having my own daughter made me feel about a thousand when I’m only 21.

I’m certain that is true-- honestly a kid does that though. Any responsibility will do that to you.

ellafckr:

“Part time and full time college.”

“Sounds like a shit time honestly, though I’ve seen worse.”

ofcoliver:

Oliver watched this, cocking an eyebrow. “You okay, dude?”

“Yeah, cool, everythings good,” Alby smiled slightly.

ofcoliver:

“I wouldn’t worry too much about that, either. Copeland loves almost every human she meets, and Crosby is too quiet to complain.”

“I don’t understand loving every human you meet, I hate most daily, but I also work with the general public,” he chuckled. “Crosby-- is Crosby,” he cheeks flushed looking down instantly to avoid the other male seeing.

#c:oliver #the emotional inept that is Alby is adorable when talking about Crosby

ofcoliver:

“They seem to be fairly good things. I haven’t caught wind of any bad vibes, so you can probably rest easy for now.”

“Good to know, can’t be causing any issue with the women in my life, right? I might never sleep at night if so.”

ofcoliver:

“They’re good boys. Easy to work with, a terror to their mother. Just means they take after me.” The male nodded. “I know who you are. Cope’s mentioned you a couple of times. As has Crosby.”

“Funny enough of boys take after their father in most aspects like that,” he smirked. “Well, damn, hopefully all good things then,” he stated, though showing little to no emotion his heart began to beat rapidly in his chest hearing Crosby’s name.

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