im cool??

im not cool

[toastbutteregg]

i think its because in college, youre surrounded by a variety of people with same interests and if the first person doesnt work out then its cool. youre matured enough to leave the friendship to find another person 

unlike high school where youre surrounded by the same 30 people in the same room for four whole years and youre just forced to find someone to sit with during lunch 

[banji-effect]

Me

[suprchnk]

well

[cooolguyhandsomedad-deactivated]

[andrewbelami]

this video is super hilarious I don’t know if I can take much more

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gondwana]

[unclefather]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

SCP 3008

[profsplosion]

The wording of this indicates this was two different crimes

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[paintdeath]

I am sCREaMING

[best-of-memes]

[strongermonster]

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I don’t have main character energy at all. I’m like the comic relief character who is always shown on camera eating an ice cream cone while a crisis is going down

[marielaveaus]

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

[prime-tiktoks]

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[Transcription:

Girl: The boys don't know about this yet but like, when you guys peel off your skin layers, like when we like shed-

Boy: I want, with all my heart- I feel, in my bones, I feel like this is a joke, but- But then I read the comments. Do you- do you guys shed? D-d-do you shed your skin? Do you do that? Is that- Is that like- What- What-what are the other masks for? What-what are the other face masks-? What does that do? D- Is it once a month? Like a Netflix subscription? Is- is it twice? Do they hit you with two? How does- How does- I have so many goddamn ques- Sweet chalupa Jesus I jus-

/end transcription]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

The VD just doesn't tell you how desperate his voice is

[sss]