Alden

This account is run by a introject Member of The Cabin System Alden/Al | He/Him

[alden-dedrick-vacker67]

Hello.

I have seen many people using this human social media platform, including everyone in my family, so I have decided to create an account too. I don’t really get why, however.

@dellsdivorcingalden - My (ex-) wife

@bianavackerr - my daughter

@fitzythegoldenboy - my younger son

@sophiefoster-ruewen - Sophie Foster

@keefesencen - Keefe, my son’s best friend. (My adopted son)

@dex-dizznee/@dexter-alvin-dizznee1 - Dex Dizznee

@your-local-shade - Tam Song

@livelaughlinh - Linh Song

And the whole host of Councillors. I do not have time to tag you all.

[likesomanywrecksdo]

get alden anywhere near the same room as quinlin and he will turn into a pathetic, incredibly annoying, gay mess

[no1fitzdefender]

if someone doesn't start making more alden vacker content i might have to take matters into my own hands

[funnier-with-narcpd]

[alden-vacker]

ALDEN?????

Are you dating with Quinlin?! 😏

My Cognate is wonderful at many things, including being a probe ;)

I do need company most days, as mine and Della’s relationship is complicated to say the least

[when-wax-wings-melt]

Alden, ten years into marriage with Quinlin:

[id: alden vacker from keeper of the lost cities edited to look slightly more tired, with the text “Guys I don’t think” on top and on bottom the text “I don’t think it’s for the bit anymore” on bottom /end id]

[gay-otlc]

Fitz: There's no rule that says Cognates can't date, I asked my dad.

Tiergan, who knows full well why Alden knows so much about the rules regarding Cognates and romantic relationships: Wow okay time for a subject change

[gay-otlc]

Kinda gay to be a telepath. What are you probing? Other men?

[gay-otlc]

Me, writing this fic: I will pepper in the fact that Quinlin and Alden are having gay sex

[florida-preposterously]

Tiergan: Why does Quinlin even like you? You suck.

Alden: And swallow.

[alden-dedrick-vacker]

Sex is between a woman and a man. Quinlin and I are both men. So no, I have not been having sex with Quinlin.

[rzhe]

Are you able to draw Qualden? :D

that one meme but it goes both ways

[alden-dedrick-vacker]

If homosexuality isn't contagious, then why do I always have homosexual thoughts when Quinlin takes his shirt off?

[alden-dedrick-vacker]

Here's one of my favorite cognate training exercises to do with Quinlin!

(I've heard Prentice and Tiergan enjoy it a lot too)

[alden-dedrick-vacker]

🫵You were the only one who was denied.

Why? What did you do or say??🤣

Sadly, the Council says that using the spyball to access human cognate training videos on the "internet" like Lord Pyren shows me isn't an "appropriate use of Council technology".

It's a shame—I was learning so many new ways to incorporate handcuffs into my cognate training with Quinlin.

[aurenflare]

on the one hand i recognize that alden vacker canonically is a fairly good father and probably wouldn’t be like, explicitly homophobic, especially in an au where gay ppl are more normalized. however the fanon qualden dynamic is so fucking funny to me that i really am willing to overlook canon. like come on

[squishmallow36]

Alden how am I supposed to interpret that in a way that doesn't heavily imply qualden? Why are you calling him your friend and then winking? What do you mean??