AlderFurcula

sideblog, mostly reblogs

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[druidshollow]

how it feels to tell a room you dont even know what mr beast sounds like

[thecryptkeeper]

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[rabbitkinglune777]

mirror of me (a piece on identity)

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[alderfurcularambles]

[hiilumaru]

I KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND IT I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE

[xltl]

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[babyjumpingspider]

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[humperxhumper]

when i was a child i lived in a trailer and would fall asleep to the scurrying of mice. one time while looking for a toy i found a plastic bin positively FILLED with little pink mice larvae, along with a few adults. even the adults seemed to be having trouble climbing out because of the slick plastic walls. it seemed like an entire generation of mice had lived their lives solely within this plastic container, stranded, only the strongest climbing their way over their brethren to freedom. i knew if i released them they would perhaps just get back into the house. i don't remember bashing them but i know that's what happened. #ratbasher

[alderfurcularambles]

All very Relatable. Like the same year I went off HRT cause I was too depressed to find a new doctor, I found a mouse stuck in a trap on Christmas morning so I hid her in a gift bag to sneak her outside past my niblings in order to quickly decapitate her with a shovel. Now I'm back on HRT and just spent $260 to take my pet mouse to the vet.

[pixeldeeer]

The Endless Forest

— You are a deer. So are the other players. You meet each other in an endless forest. The setting is idyllic, the atmosphere peaceful. You communicate with one another through sounds and body language.

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[3rd-r8-watrbendr]