satan himself

i'm satan. i love youuu mwahmwah

[satan-official-account]

i'm satan.

i support women's wrongs, trans wrongs, disability wrongs, lgbtq wrongs, wrongs of any race, EVIL autism, etc

here in hell we welcome everyone. the gays, disabled people, men under 5'5 (hey short king), model train enthusiasts, struggling youtubers, dogs of any sort, loser women, those who have transed their gender, apple music users, you get the point. you get it.

dont be homophobic or racist or just annoying. please? because them i'm sending you to superhell

any pronouns. evil has no gender

this is a joke blog. a blog of lies and schemes. don't come for me. or maybe do come for me. who knows maybe i'm into that

[satan-official-account]

How much is too much in a kidnapping yaoi

in a kidnapping yaoi it’s never too much

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

10,000 notes and I come out as trans to my family

[coffee--spill]

Why are all my friends doing notes games at once

Sorry to tag y'all again

@inkanddragons @definitely-not-ao3-offical @evilpineapple-offical @do-not-u-dare @nelly-rebellyyyyy @a-french-coconut @evil-era @y0ur-valent1ne @vivaciousmessypixie

[inkanddragons]

“A performance was demanded of me, and now I have delivered! Encore!”

@laciffo-natas horde enrichment spot

Dearest mutuals @no-one-offical and @shah4139 seem to enjoy these so I’ll tag them in particular

obligatory @pukicho even though I know we’ll be safe

@house-offical @the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @unyieldingsilence @thecacophonyspeaks @cherrychillz @nybariz @null-the-void-monarch-offical @some-one-offical @someone-official @tag-me-if-you-can (I can) @i-am-a-snom (HELLO SNOM :]) @fwugradiation01 (who is this evil toby fox?) @toby-fox-offical (who is this store brand toby fox?) @international-electromatics @foreign-starlight @watchpoob @poob-has-it-for-you @satan-official-account (Sickin the devil on your post) @smol-gremlin-child-offical @d3rlord3-offical (He’ll know I tagged him in advance I guess) @hastur (Sickin the king on your post) @britain-offical (sickin the british on your post) @burning-britain-official (twice)

and that’ll be it for now!

[satan-official-account]

hey, it’s me. the devil. yeah i’ll reblog that i love trans people

(also side note to the person who tagged me: another he / him straight guy on tumblr AND a sfawtde fan??? you’re so cool ily)

[united-states-offical]

i don't know why i do this to myself.

and that is the FIFTH PAGE, IN PT 5 FONT

i also plan to sort it by category

[imightbeafaerie-official-offical]

I wanna be on there too!! 🥺

Also why are you typing out every single offic(i)al?

[united-states-offical]

you’re actually in the screenshot!!

why am I doing this? well, several reasons:

1) I saw a post of someone trying to follow every offical and noticed that they were missing a few that I knew

2) there are too many of us wtf

3) autistic reasons

you might also be asking about the weird way I was typing it out, and that’s just because it was 10pm and I was being yelled at to go to sleep at that point :D

[coffee-shop-offical]

Ooh am I on there? (Prolly not js curious)

[united-states-offical]

now you are! if you know any other niche officals i should add please let me know!!

[coffee--spill]

@/neurobiology-offical @/doctor-coco-offical

[laciffo-satan]

...where could one find the offical list?

[satan-official-account]

can i be there too

[laciffo-satan]

Guys

[liminal-writers-offical]

guys

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

guys

[plague-doctor--offical]

guys

[aussielesbian-official]

guys

[offical-natas]

guys

[shipperofthenineseas]

guys

[laciffo-satan]

Guys please. All I did was post "guys" and now this is my most liked post 😭😭

[satan-official-account]

guys

[satan-official-account]

anyone check out the latest anime smut?

[satan-official-account]

happy one year anniversary to the time i had a seizure to thunder by imagine dragons

[satan-official-account]

i'm satan.

i support women's wrongs, trans wrongs, disability wrongs, lgbtq wrongs, wrongs of any race, EVIL autism, etc

here in hell we welcome everyone. the gays, disabled people, men under 5'5 (hey short king), model train enthusiasts, struggling youtubers, dogs of any sort, loser women, those who have transed their gender, apple music users, you get the point. you get it.

dont be homophobic or racist or just annoying. please? because them i'm sending you to superhell

any pronouns. evil has no gender

this is a joke blog. a blog of lies and schemes. don't come for me. or maybe do come for me. who knows maybe i'm into that

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Wtf is evil autism. Can I get some?

[satan-official-account]

y’know, maybe the real evil autism was inside you all along

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

oh ye btw i’m adopting all the Satan siblings

tags under cut

@satan-offlcal @satan-offical @satan-official-account @satan @natas-hell @natas-laciffo @natas-offical @laciffo-satan @laciffo-natas @satan-official

yes, even you, @satan-offical-blog and @satan-officai

[satan-official-account]

what the hell, sure. i’ll get adopted

[satan-official-account]

wanna use em-dashes but you’re tired of being accused of ai?

introducing ⸻ the extra long em dash.

ai isn’t gonna generate this shit. plus, i’ve started using it in my essays and it’s funny as hell

[satan-offical]

Isn't it funny when

No, it's not funny

Hey excuse you?! I was posting a post!

Yeah and it was a bad one! See I'm you from the future, and I'm telling you that post you're making is shit! And not the good kind!

Well what do YOU know? Screw you, future me! I'll make whatever kind of post I want!

You've left me with no choice... To end this post once and for all! By pressing the post button before you can finish your sentence!

No! HOW COULD Y

[thebisexualpuppygal]

Ts so tuff on dark mode 🥹

[satan-offical]

Yeah I'm really funny all the time shut up

[satan-official-account]

THIS IS FOR ALL MY DARK MODE HOMIES OUT THER

what are you doing

trying to one-up my greatest nemesis??? hello??? what are YOU doing???

…………. heh…

oh FUCK OFF man. i’m going to post this no matter what

no wait no i’m sorry i didn’t meant it please god no if you post this i cease to exist i go back into the eternal silence please please please god i can’t go back i cant i

god? god won’t answer you here. you’re talking to satan, man. i’m sorry

[satan-official-account]

happy new year everybody

[satan-official-account]

hey, i’m gonna recommend this show, but you can’t trust any positive reviews, okay?

it’s not good.

[satan-official-account]

happy ventine’s day you fuckers

[satan-official-account]

i know this is a silly gimmick blog but if i posted my art on here would anybody care

[satan-official-account]

twink death is real and it’s because i’m going around and killing all the twinks

[satan-official-account]

happy Manhandle Him Monday