Snowbaz Trash

   Ships ruin me on a daily basis, especially these two, so here's another SnowBaz dedicated page. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (There may be some HP lost in here too)

[carryonmybloodylovelies]

Baz: oh shut up snow i wasn’t that drunk

Simon: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important

Baz: *slightly tearing up* but you are

[scribbling-bunny]

hi i have no idea how lighting works but i tried my best

( instagram / twitter )

[mara-miranda]

truce

[gaboo-draws]

One of my favourite vines ever 😂

[untitled33480]

Secret

[untitled33480]

they’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line– our trio’s down to two!

…I like to think that this was canon 

[snowbazfuckedmeup]

Snowbaz ✨

[obsob]

stars and the moon

[rouge-moka]

I can’t believe it took me so long to find and read Carry on…but it was worth it :3

[meridiangrimm]

my favorite part of Carry On is that Simon spends the whole first section of the book saying “my roommate of seven years is annoying and evil and tried to kill me three times, so I have to know where he is at every moment for my own safety” and then Baz shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks like “yeah I’ve been in love with him for three years and admittedly I did try to kill him once, but that was for politics, fuck this adorable moron, honestly”

[the-barns]

Carry on Reminders

little Reminders about the book

 Baz’s wand is made of Ivory.

Simon’s was made of Bone.

Agatha is on the Lacrosse team.

Baz is great at football(Soccer).

The Pitch Emblem is the moon, flames, and three falcons.

Ebb lowkey thought Baz and Snow were a couple.

I find it really funny that The Mage is Simon’s dad who gave him up, then adopted him as his heir.

Agatha never found out about snowbaz (I’m actually only 80% about this one)

Agatha unknowingly named her dog after her ex’s mom.

No one ever found out that Simon’s dad was The Mage and his mom Lucy.

Simon can fly

Imagine him Flying around him and Baz’s kid oh my

Baz is a lil kinky. 

(I’d spit on his face, then lick it off and kiss him. Because I’m disturbed like that. Ask anyone.)

Simon apparently ‘never slept’ when Baz was there. So a lot of the time when Baz was staring at him he was probably awake lmao.

feel free to add more

[mutatng]

Fiona 250% ships snowbaz

when Simon told Baz to stop attacking the Mage even though that bitch was hurting Simon, Baz listened to him

Simon likes to NOT THINK about shit

Baz will forever, and ever, and ever make fun of Simon’s tail

(but he loves it)

[vorekingratatouille]

bAZ ALWAYS THOUGHT DATING SIMON WOULD BE AN “erotic gropefest”

[snowbazrosebuds]

-Baz sucks on his fangs when he’s thinking

-Simon is afraid of horses

-Simon thinks Baz looks like he “was born to be some sort of dark king”

-“‘Nobody’s seducing a vampire.’ I say. Baz frowns at me.”

[theinsidiouspitch]

Simon thinks goblins are super attractive and handsome

According to Penny if you don’t find your future spouse at Watford you’ll probably end up alone (which seriously explains SO MUCH about Agatha and Simon’s relationship)

If normals look at Watford, the magic spells protecting it burn their eyes

Up until sixth year, Baz and Simon had to wear little boater hats around the school grounds all the time and they probably looked adorable in them

Simon tried to throw a book at Baz during their first year and the Anathema froze up his hand for two days

Simon smells amazing to other magicians, but his smell makes normals fear him

Micah has a face so symmetrical you could summon a demon on it? 

[kris-the-kraken]

-Baz counts himself as a half friend of Penny -Simon swallowing is a SCENE -When Baz is all “So What? We can be happy boyfriends?” Simon is just “I’m choosing to ignore your tone and accept that offer.” -Baz is a vampire who’s now afraid of the dark due to trauma -Penny finds out about Baz and Simon and can only think “Ooooh okay yeah that clears everything up”

[itsokayournot]

-Simon’s line that he tells Baz once he’s told Baz about his mum coming to visit: “no, I mean, it’s okay that you’re not okay. Whatever you’re feeling is okay.” (Like damn son where’d that even come from)

-Trixie has pointy ears, and she pierced them right in the pointy parts

-Agatha loves the color pink

-Baz once called simon “half a numpty himself”

[fyerbourne]

Help, my boy thinks he just might be gay.

Could it be possible?

[the-anathemas]

life has been kickin’ my butt BUT I’M BACK BABY!!

[astrolauu]

the room around us is gone and the stars feel close enough to touch

[rainbowrowell]

Lovely.

[incorrect-carryon-quotes]

Baz: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

[thinginthedirt]

i gotta say carry on gives me a lot of winter nostalgia

[sourcherrrysnow]

show up at your enemies house before christmas! have dinner with their family! fall asleep on their couch to the sound of their breathing! hold hands with them by the fireplace! sleep in their arms!