Baz: oh shut up snow i wasnāt that drunk
Simon: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important
Baz: *slightly tearing up* but you are
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Baz: oh shut up snow i wasnāt that drunk
Simon: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important
Baz: *slightly tearing up* but you are
hi i have no idea how lighting works but i tried my best
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theyāll fall in love and hereās the bottom lineā our trioās down to two!
ā¦I like to think that this was canonĀ
Snowbaz āØ
stars and the moon
I canāt believe it took me so long to find and read Carry onā¦but it was worth it :3
my favorite part of Carry On is that Simon spends the whole first section of the book sayingĀ āmy roommate of seven years is annoying and evil and tried to kill me three times, so I have to know where he is at every moment for my own safetyā and then Baz shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks likeĀ āyeah Iāve been in love with him for three years and admittedly I did try to kill him once, but that was for politics, fuck this adorable moron, honestlyā
Carry on Reminders
little Reminders about the book
Ā Bazās wand is made of Ivory.
Simonās was made of Bone.
Agatha is on the Lacrosse team.
Baz is great at football(Soccer).
The Pitch Emblem is the moon, flames, and three falcons.
Ebb lowkey thought Baz and Snow were a couple.
I find it really funny that The Mage is Simonās dad who gave him up, then adopted him as his heir.
Agatha never found out about snowbaz (Iām actually only 80% about this one)
Agatha unknowingly named her dog after her exās mom.
No one ever found out that Simonās dad was The Mage and his mom Lucy.
Simon can fly
Imagine him Flying around him and Bazās kid oh my
Baz is a lil kinky.Ā
(Iād spit on his face, then lick it off and kiss him. Because Iām disturbed like that. Ask anyone.)
Simon apparentlyĀ ānever sleptā when Baz was there. So a lot of the time when Baz was staring at him he was probably awake lmao.
feel free to add more
Fiona 250% ships snowbaz
when Simon told Baz to stop attacking the Mage even though that bitch was hurting Simon, Baz listened to him
Simon likes to NOT THINK about shit
Baz will forever, and ever, and ever make fun of Simonās tail
(but he loves it)
bAZ ALWAYS THOUGHT DATING SIMON WOULD BE AN āerotic gropefestā
-Baz sucks on his fangs when heās thinking
-Simon is afraid of horses
-Simon thinks Baz looks like he āwas born to be some sort of dark kingā
-āāNobodyās seducing a vampire.ā I say. Baz frowns at me.ā
Simon thinks goblins are super attractive and handsome
According to Penny if you donāt find your future spouse at Watford youāll probably end up alone (which seriously explains SO MUCH about Agatha and Simonās relationship)
If normals look at Watford, the magic spells protecting it burn their eyes
Up until sixth year, Baz and Simon had to wear little boater hats around the school grounds all the time and they probably looked adorable in them
Simon tried to throw a book at Baz during their first year and the Anathema froze up his hand for two days
Simon smells amazing to other magicians, but his smell makes normals fear him
Micah has a face so symmetrical you could summon a demon on it?Ā
-Baz counts himself as a half friend of Penny -Simon swallowing is a SCENE -When Baz is all āSo What? We can be happy boyfriends?ā Simon is just āIām choosing to ignore your tone and accept that offer.ā -Baz is a vampire whoās now afraid of the dark due to trauma -Penny finds out about Baz and Simon and can only think āOoooh okay yeah that clears everything upā
-Simonās line that he tells Baz once heās told Baz about his mum coming to visit: āno, I mean, itās okay that youāre not okay. Whatever youāre feeling is okay.ā (Like damn son whereād that even come from)
-Trixie has pointy ears, and she pierced them right in the pointy parts
-Agatha loves the color pink
-Baz once called simon āhalf a numpty himselfā
Help, my boy thinks he just might be gay.
Could it be possible?
life has been kickinā my butt BUT IāM BACK BABY!!
the room around us is gone and the stars feel close enough to touch
Lovely.
Baz: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, itās āintelligentā and āreally coolā but when I do it Iām āpettyā and āneed to move onā.
i gotta say carry on gives me a lot of winter nostalgia
show up at your enemies house before christmas! have dinner with their family! fall asleep on their couch to the sound of their breathing! hold hands with them by the fireplace! sleep in their arms!