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sodomymcscurvylegs

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

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emberpanda

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

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hi what the Fuck

we did it folks

So lower the prices?

Baby Boomers: *buy up property*

Baby Boomers: *advocate against paying higher wages, keep the cost of living high and wages low*

Millennials: *can’t afford to buy their McMansions*

Baby Boomers:

lofijazz

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pettyrevenge

Old People Restaurant Scam. You know the scam. Whine about perfectly good food to get some sort of comp.

In their old age, my parents befriended another older couple who would pull this stunt everywhere they went. After my mother told me a few stories about how their new friends had shown them how to get discounted or free meals, I felt like I was suddenly the responsible adult, concerned about the bad influence these people were on my parents.

While visiting my parents with my girlfriend, this other couple attended dinner with us. As I expected, the food was brought to the table and they immediately began dramatically complaining to one another about the quality/taste/temperature/etc. They were making a scene in order to attract the attention of the waitress. When our waitress returned to ask how we were doing, the miserable old bastard who played the lead role in their act took a deep breathe, struck a dramatic pose (with his hand raised to begin gesticulating for emphasis) and bega–I leaned forward and cut him off before he could finish the first word: “Everything is absolutely fantastic. It’s all great! Thank you very much!” She smiled, and began her obligatory “Great, well if you need any–” when he made a second attempt. “We come here all the time an–”. I didn’t acknowledge that he was speaking at all, repeated that all was just as we ordered and thank her again.

He was stunned and thrown off from his routine by my interruption. During this pause the waitress walked away (It seemed clear that she knew what they were trying to accomplish). He turned bright red. I turned to my girlfriend and, smiling and without lowering my voice, stated how pitiful it is that some people could be dishonest, deceitful and put at risk the livelihood of a cook, server or hostess for a pathetic discount or a free early-bird special. My passive-aggressive reverse-parenting broke my parents of the habit in short time.

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And baby boomers talk shit about Millennials being entitled

ohpierre

As a Jimmy Johns employee for three years, the largest demographic that scams us for sandwiches are older than 40.

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wahtdahel-blog

judicial warrant

administrative warrant

So sad that if you don’t know your rights they will abuse their power, fucking disgraceful

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jackisreallycool

It’s amazing how much of gay … longing is in silence. It’s all staring and internal guessing and glances. That’s why these gay movies that come out move at a glacial pace to straight audiences - they don’t get that for gay people love or any kind of inkling love can happen moves at like a fraction of a speed. Because it’s all done silently. Alone. To grow up gay is to know you’re going to live your life and … a great deal of it will be by yourself