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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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The Stonewall Inn
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
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DKBK kitties comm!!
forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die
I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.
It's been 10 years...
Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.
no thats just humans. birds can get reeeeeeeeall fuckin comfy with it.
ex:
Why did we fuck up so bad.
We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology
grossly underestimated
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK
"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy
he fell victim to the fuckor
A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy
i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7
what the fuck
so Iâm reading that court of x and y book, and one thing Iâm snagged on is the main lady becoming an expert painter the second she has access to materials. even if youâre phenomenally talented, it would still take time to build your skill up. so sheâs showing her portraits to the fairy man, and heâs going âwow.,,, your abilitiesâŠ.â and all I can think is that they probably look like this
Kiss it better!
âIâm just a girlâ first of all youâre a grown ass woman second of all free yourself
what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button
i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying âdonât use the popcorn buttonâ
Funnily enough, thereâs an answer for that.
In brief, the âpopcornâ button was initially introduced by fancy high-end microwaves that used an integrated humidity sensor to tell when your popcorn was done; microwaveable popcorn vents steam as it cooks, so by monitoring the amount of steam in the cooking chamber, you can get pretty close to perfectly popped popcorn every time (though itâs generally only pretty close, since different brands of microwaveable popcorn have different moisture content).
As the feature became popular, manufacturers of cheap microwaves started adding a button labelled âpopcornâ as well, in order to imply that they offer this feature. These âpopcornâ buttons simply run the microwave for a fixed amount of time that the manufacturer figures is close enough to the printed cooking time of most commercial brands.
In practice, of course, the fixed-time âpopcornâ button usually just sets your popcorn on fire. To make matters worse, owing to Americaâs permissive advertising laws, microwave manufacturers are allowed to make all sorts of misleading-but-technically-true statements in their packaging and instruction manuals, rendering it nearly impossible to tell whether a given model of microwave has a real humidity-sensing âpopcornâ button or a fake fixed-time âpopcornâ button before buying it.
In summary: the âpopcornâ button that your microwave popcorn instructs you not to use exists because American microwave manufacturers are using a misleadingly labelled button in order to imply that their product has a feature that it does not in fact have, in a way that can potentially trick people into burning their houses down, for advertising purposes. This is perfectly legal.
So: what does that say about our culture?
Information that helps give context to our college roommate blowing up the dorm microwave twice via the popcorn button.