Alejandro&Robyn

This is a Tumblr for me and my girfriend Robyn. I will post more than Robyn, she isn't really a social media girl. I will tell storytimes, and just random things. I have slept, with a lot of girls, so that is what most stories will be about. Don't worry, Robyn knows. She is kind of a 304 herself.

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Storytime: CAUGHT

This was the only time I have ever been caught doing it. I was in college and the girl I was seeing, lived with her parents, and one day, she walked up to me and told me her parents were out of town. So we went to her parents house to do it. It actually, wasn't crazy. We watched a movie and made out. At first, I thought that this girl might not be sex crazy and might actually have some dignity. But NOPE! When I went to use the bathroom, she followed me in and trapped me against the wall and started stripping me. We eventually were both naked and just doing it. This girl had a firm grip too. I mean she grabbed my eggplant like there was no tomorrow. I eventually told her to stop so I could actually use the restroom. It was weird, she watched me the whole time and I felt uncomfortable until we went into her parents master bedroom and did it on their bed. I felt like I heard something, like a door, but she kept on doing it so I figured it was just me. Until another boy walked in on us. I scrambled to get my clothes but she just sat there naked. I was like, "HUHHHHHH!?!?" Apparently, after me, she was supposed to have sex with another guy. I felt betrayed, wishing "traitor" by Olivia Rodrigo would have come out sooner, so I could play it in my head. But yeah, that's it. Now I'm not to mad about it, because I occasionally check my past flings on their social media, and she right now is married to the guy that walked in on us and has three kids. DANG! 27 and has three kids?!?! You guys tell me if that's weird or not.

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The Murph

Just finished the Murph. Hope everybody did it.

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Storytime: Just Now?!?!

Literally, just now, me and Robyn had sex. I posted a picture of her in her lingerie not long ago. This was probably the most intense we have ever done it. Here is why. She got home from work, very stressful day, and needed a break. So, she got in her lingerie and we started having sex. Well, we started out with oral sex, then some cowgirl variations, ending with some rear entry and exotic. After we were both naked and I was stuffing my eggplant into her V, she told me I forgot a condom. Obviously, we freaked out. I was scrambling to get a condom and she didn't want to worry about it right now so we continued to do it. When we finally stopped we were both exhausted and took a nap. she is still sleeping but I can't get over what happend. She is definitely going to have to take a pregnancy test tomorrow. Before all this though, she suggested to show people our relatives, which I thought was a great idea.

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Storytime with Robyn: Hot Zaxby's Guy

Hi, I'm Robyn, here to tell you about the first time I slept with a guy. All summer,Me, my sister, and her friend would hang out and drive to places. But almost every week, we would go to Zaxby's to see this hot guy. When the school year started, on the first day of my freshman year,I decided to wear a tight white top and a black miniskirt. But I had forgot to wash any panyholes, so I had to go commando. I was really self conscious about it and was nervous when I walked into the school building. After my first class, people started laughing when walking past me, and I felt scared to think it was about me. Until, the hot Zaxby's guy walked up to me and told me I had a nice butt. I was blushing and was thinking about going commando more often, until a teacher walked up to me and told me to go to the bathroom and find what is wrong with me. I saw that one of the pins I was using to hold my miniskirt up, had gone way up. I had flashed the whole high school. I felt embarrassed the rest of the day. Not the impression I was going for. At the end of the day, the Zaxby's guy asked me to go to Zaxby's with him. We went and talked and when we were done and got in his car, he took us to an abandoned parking lot. We started making out and did for about 10 minutes. Until suddenly, he put his hand down my miniskirt and started feeling around. As uncomfortable as I felt, I loved it. We went into the backseat and he started undressing me. by the 20 minute mark, I was completely naked. The way he caressed my thighs and vagina and breast was unforgettable. I eventually worked up the courage to pull his pants down and we started having sex. We actually ended up falling asleep there and luckily didn't get busted for being in the parking lot all night. However, I had to explain to my parents why I was late. #the worst.

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Storytime: First Affair

I don't necessarily remember my first affair as much as I remember how it happend. I remember being 15 years old, so I was in my freshman year of high school. I was living in Tennessee at the time, until college when I moved to Georgia,and I was kind of the legal age to have sex. I wasn't really into it at that point but was about to experience it and love it. In Tennessee,a person can have sex with a minor if the minor is at least 15 and the adult is at maximum 4 years apart from the minor. I don't know all the details but that is the main point. I was in English class, or now called Language Arts,and our teacher introduced us to the student teacher. She started to introduce herself like, "Hello, I'm Bobette, I am 19 years old..." and at that moment, I froze. So did half the boys in the class. She was fresh meat into college. 15+4=19. That's all I have to say. And when she said that I started checking out her curves and MMMMMM!! She was FINE! After school, she asked to see me, and she was talking about how I need to study because I failed my pop quiz blah blah blah... when she realized, that I was staring at her breast. I MEAN STARING AT IT BRO! She giggled and I was embarrassed. She then asked me, "Are you doing anything now?" and I said no. I then followed her to her car as we drove to her place. I texted my mom saying I was going to Mickey D's with some friends and she bought it. The teacher's roommate wasn't there and so she asked me, "Do you know your rights when it comes to sex?" and I said yeah, "I'm 15, your 19, it's perfectly legal." And just like that we started doing it. We did it for about an hour when I said I had to go. I ended up having sex with this student teacher a lot during my freshman year, and have some crazy stories to tell. But that's it for now.

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Storytime: Meeting Robyn's Parents

Meeting Robyn's parents was nerve racking. Up until then I had never been with a girl long enough to meet their parents. I decided to go with a casual look, trying to make it seem like I didn't try super hard to look nice even though I did. When I put their address into Waze, it said they live next to the beach. So obviously, I was like, "Oh yeah!" When I got there, everyone was outside on the beach. And for the first time, I saw Robyn in a bikini. My profile picture was from this event - a little outdated. I didn't have any swim wear but luckily herd dad had some swim trunks for me to borrow. In the midst of the party,me, Robyn, and her parents had a serious conversation. I really didn't mind it because her parents were laid back.As we were talking, Robyn's mom mentioned living together. At first,I wasn't fond of the idea. Because that meant I had to give up some of my embarrassing free time. Robyn liked the idea though and insisted on it. I finally gave into the pressure and said sure, but deep down I was SCARED. Not scared, TERRIFIED. I think Robyn could tell something was off and called me into the house and we talked about. I don't want to give to much detail but this is the part where we also had sex for the first time. We did it for about the rest of the night, which was actually, funny enough, 3 hours. I think her parents knew, just didn't care. I remember crashing there for the night and then Robyn moved in literally the next day. She had almost nothing to pack. And I could see why, all we did was have sex for the next week. Anyway, that's that story.

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Storytime: Tinder

I feel like I speak for everybody when I say tinder has some questionable people on there, and one time I slept with one of them. Back when I was in my Senior year of highschool, I turned 18 and I started a tinder account. Now, I'm not as much of a helpless romantic as I used to be, but back then I was ALWAYS in the mood. Now that I think back on it, I'm probably a better person now because of how sensitive girls were in high school. They really kept their guard up, which helped me respect their boundaries. Anyways, I was looking through tinder, and saw a lot of questionable girls. For example, there was an albino girl that looked like she was in her 70's and said she was 21. I finally found a chick that look pretty normal, other than the fact she collected Pokemon cards. Which, isn't that weird, but she was 26, so it is kind of weird. Not trying to judge or offend anyone. But yeah, I hooked her up and we were scheduled to do it in a hotel room. This was a nice hotel, and there was a steam room, so I thought, "Hey, I got here an hour early, let's do a workout and head to the steam room." And I did the workout and went into the steam room. When I went in, there was the tinder girl I was supposed to have a date with. She was in a SEXY one piece and we talked for a minute, just to make sure we knew each other. Finally, we started making out and had sex. We did it for about 20 minutes when I heard a gasp. I asked her to stop so I could see and it was two women just staring at us disgusted. I COMPLETELY FORGOT WE WERE IN THE STEAM ROOM. We quickly went to my hotel room to continue when she said she wanted me to wear a PIKACHU COSTUME while we did it. I Said that was weird and she started getting mad. Don't judge BTW, she was HOT. I eventually put it on and we started doing it again. And yes, there was a hole wear my eggplant was. She suddenly stopped and I realized that she fell asleep while doing it, which was weird. So I tried to fall asleep too, but there was a red light behind a vase. I got up to look at it, and she was RECORDING our AFFAIR LIVE on YOUTUBE!I quickly left and stuck her with the hotel bill. You can't find it know hopefully, I assume YouTube would delete that but who knows.

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Storytime: Job

I went to SCAD to study graphic design, and when I graduated, I got a job for Disney. Let's just say I take part in the creation of Eureka! Anywho, when I first got the job, there was a girl, Robyn, who apparently was the janitor. I thought, and still think, she was smokin' hot. But literally,on my first day, she got fired. So obviously, what would have taken me a whole year, took me a day. I got her number and at first we were friends because she had a boyfriend. Soon, they broke up and roughly 6 months later, we started dating. That's the main reason I love my job.

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The Murph

Working hard to do The Murph right. Memorial Day means a lot to me, since my dad was a navy seal, but died when I was 19. The Murph gives me an opportunity to see just a sliver, of what he went through every day. I encourage everybody to do The Murph tomorrow.