it's time to kick gum and chew ass

alek the rotten tomato he/him tg: https://t.me/alekgarlic

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“It’s the terror of knowing What this world is about.”

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gift with old man yaoi bbkaz

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my first art after a long artblock :)

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i just know in-ho would go crazy if he saw a gi-hun with red hair.

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fenris would have killed himself to protect me. i didn’t want to give him that chance.

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:>

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THE ONLY WAY TO GET ON THROUGH YOU IS GIVIN' IT BACK GIVE IT TO YOU! WE WILL BEAT YOU BUT WE CAN HELP YOU! IT TOOK SOME TIME TO REALIZE THAT WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU

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um. uuummm... free will.

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is it polyamory if your partner has 2 personalities....?

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nandermo works together at a company called "cannon" which could mean nothing

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You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted. And our little girl Tricia, the six year old, named it "Checkers." And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it.

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is that a fenhawke flower shop & tattoo parlor au in 2024? yes

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self-portraits

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fen at different time intervals (he's so emo)

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“people say that you and the elf – you know, that angsty tevinter one, are becoming quite the item. so, what’s going on hawke? you do know the elf is covered in spikes, like an angsty porcupine? he might have some… issues.”

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if you say again that i mistreat mages i will beat you with this hawke

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I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR ‼️