"fucker"

mhm

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

lads born after 1860 can’t light keep... all they know is logging , jerk they meat, recollect, be bisexual , drink kerosene & lie

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

A very important message from David and “The Boys”

[aleksandraesthetic]

the fuckin lads

[aleksandraesthetic]

best albums ever

most of the worst songs are just if i had to pick. theyre still good they just dont compare.

• In Utero - Nirvana

Best Song - Scentless Apprentice

Worst Song - N/A

• Quebec - Ween

Best Song - People In The Neighborhood

Worst Song - The Argus

• Shmap'n Shmazz - Cap'n Jazz

Best Song - The Sands've Turned Purple

Worst Song - Flashpoint Catheter

• Gawk - Vundabar

Best Song - Ash In The Sun

Worst Song - Desert Diddy

• Paul's Boutique - Beastie Boys

Best Song - High Plains Drifter

Worst Song - Sounds of Science

• Veteran - JPEGMAFIA

Best Song - Rainbow Six

Worst Song - 1488

• Come In - Weatherday

Best Song - My Sputnik Sweetheart

Worst Song - Painted Girl's Theme

•The Glow, Pt. 2 - The Microphones

Best Song - The Glow, Pt. 2

Worst Song - (Something) - 1

•Hi How Are You - Daniel Johnston

Best Song - Despair Came Knocking

Worst Song - Hey Joe

•ITAOTS - Neutral Milk Hotel

Best Song - Oh Comely

Worst Song - [untitled]

•Deceit - This Heat

Best Song - Makeshift Swahili

Worst Song - S.P.Q.R

•Return To The 36 Chambers - ODB

Best Song - Baby C'mon

Worst Song - Brooklyn Zoo

•Exmilitary - Death Grips

Best Song - Beware

Worst Song - Klink

•Pinkerton - Weezer

Best Song - El Scorcho

Worst Song - Getchoo

•Remain in Light - Talking Heads

Best Song - Crosseyed and Painless

Worst Song - Once in a Lifetime (sorry lol)

•This Nation's Saving Grace - The Fall

Best Song - Barmy

Worst Song - L.A.

•Nothing Great About Britain - slowthai

Best Song - Crack

Worst Song - Nothing Great About Britain

•melanchole - salvia palth

Best Song - i don't want to ask your father...

Worst Song - i don't know anyone i am

•TLCW - Modest Mouse

Best Song - Trailer Trash

Worst Song - Polar Opposites

•I See A Darkness - Bonnie "Prince" Billy

Best Song - Nomadic Revery (All Around)

Worst Song - Song For The New Breed

•Either/Or - Elliott Smith

Best Song - Between the Bars

Worst Song - Say Yes

•Amerikka's Most Wanted - Ice Cube

Best Song - The N*gga Ya Love To Hate

Worst Song - What They Hittin' Foe?

•Piñata - Freddie Gibbs, Madlib

Best Song - High (feat. Danny Brown)

Worst Song - Deeper

•Jimmy Carter Syndrome - Jay Munly

Best Song - Cooney Vs. Munly

Worst Song - The Denver Boot

•Nevermind - Nirvana

Best Song - Drain You

Worst Song - Lounge Act

•Bleach - Nirvana

Best Song - Negative Creep

Worst Song - Mr. Moustache

•Braindrops - Tropical Fuck Storm

Best Song - Who's My Eugene?

Worst Song - The Planet Of Straw Men

[aleksandraesthetic]

ive seen some people say arthur died in vein because john doesnt get his happy life. but what arthur gave john is his redemption. arthur died so john could become the man hes supposed to be.

[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

[aleksandraesthetic]

Some of yall forget how great Clint Eastwood (Actor) really is. Pro-choice, Anti-gun, Anti-war, and an animal right's activist. All things considered he's a great dude and a fantastic actor.

[aleksandraesthetic]

i love when big corporations abuse our wants for more diversity within movies/commercials but you gotta remember, no matter how great it is that a movie is diverse, corporations like Disney do not care about you. At all.

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[princxssluci2]

I summon the ask god to my inbox

[princxssluci2]

Yeet, it works

[s-n-o-w-deactivated20170702]

If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again

[cactuscup]

this better work

[plcnetpeebles-blog]

i swr if this works imma scream

[deactivated7517-deactivated2017]

I swear

[octoblets]

?????????

[babybeartm-blog]

pls

[waterdnp]

ha i seem to remember this not working 

[probably-ghostly]

This won’t fucking work

[probably-ghostly]

*SCREECHING*

[reptired-moved-away]

Me whenever I get a message

[unholytrinityandfriends]

Funny. I don’t think it’ll work for me 😂

[unholytrinityandfriends]

Holy shit nevermind 😂

[tuggeriisms]

nEVERMIND IT WORKS I WAA PROVEN WRONG

[nikowldrabbles]

Lol the other thing like this I reblogged didn’t work

[nikowldrabbles]

D: D: D:

[saucey-and-spicey-deactivated20]

Ha! Urban Tumblr legends never work on me!

[saucey-and-spicey-deactivated20]

W h a t t h e f u c k

[xorlada-deactivated20210223]

Fuck it

[falloutnikki]

Impossible

[flannelwearingviking]

I call bullshit

[bearisthename]

ok, for real though?

[captaingaykid]

i have reblogged this a few days ago and i have not gotten a message. i am a champion

[captaingaykid]

fucking christ

[sataninsatin]

Theres no way this will work

Edit: I just got BINGO BONGO

[trans-witch-cauldron]

Fingers crossed that this works 🤞🤞

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

I mean I doubt it but who knows

[xxthatoneweirdraccoonxx]

This is gonna be interesting.

[wannareachmyugw-blog]

Go for it if you dare

[squidwujun]

I’m curious

[squidwujun]

It didn’t work ):

[cheesy-emo-ostriches]

OwO

[catbxy]

This post has so many notes now

[misha-has-a-wormstache]

I doubt this’ll work

[catbxy]

It worked for me

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

*dabs*

[catbxy]

*gasps*

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

*stabs you*

[shitpostsorcerer]

Shit like this never works for me

[dovewithscales]

I summon my fellow strange spirits of the internet. What messages have you for me?

[superiafurrieposts-blog]

I doubt this but hey why the fuck not?

[dovewithscales]

Three in one. All gems. Thank you for these words of wisdom.

[shittypostarchive]

18/04/2019

[americanbitch]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

white people

[eraserheadbabycat]

[pazwrites]

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”

[drowsy-quill]

I will single-handedly make this come true, paz. (+ I want pics when it does~)

[killer-badass-deactivated202003]

IT’S HAPPENING

[b00bconnoisseur]

WE NEED LIKE OVER 93,000 MORE NOTES

[acidgrime]

WAIT YES

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Let’s make this explode

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aging is like leveling up, when you get older you “unlock” more stuff to do like drinking and gambling.

[aleksandraesthetic]

just like

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[luxury-loki]

Completely Spoiler-free Endgame Review

I can’t put into words how incredible this film was and how important it was to me. It was an incredible culmination of the past 11 years. I laughed, gasped, cried it has EVERYTHING. It was a very different film to Infinity War but complimented it beautifully.

All I can say really is: unfortunately, we must accept that part of the journey really is the end, but this ending was beautiful.

[pissvortex]

[SPEECH 12/50] Heh, I couldn’t imagine being a degenerate leftist…

[FAILED] You have hentai on your blog.

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iignatz]

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon