alerpsthings

[alerpsthings]

35 ; name TBD ; structural engineer ; chaotic dickneutral ; dark side of the moon ; antihero ; black sheep or dark horse? ; nicest asshole you’ll ever meet ; whiskey sours ; redneck in a two-piece suit ; self-made ; only drinks water, booze, or coffee ; can clean a fish faster than the dishes ; probable undiagnosed mental condition but who’s counting ; intense ; heart on his sleeve ; NO HE’S NOT YELLIN THIS IS JUST HOW HE TALKS

originally from the louisiana bayou. owns his own structural engineering firm in downtown nashville. definitely not paying taxes and instead uses that money to fix things around the city. bc he is smarter than the city and knows how to use that money better. now the city is mad and is making a fuss. and he spends all day yelling at reporters to get off his lawn. does krav maga and four-wheeling for stress relief. recently bought an old af farmhouse and is restoring it. fed one stray tomcat and then it brought its friends and now he has like ten mouths to feed.

would love some connections in the way of reporters who bother him, other business people who would be in that design/architecture circle, friends from college, RIVALS PLS, bromances, probs a superficial relationship that is Not Going To End Well, neighbors, and anything else yes pls hit me up strawbariel#6644

also not me looking for a big brother with issues for him okay I have a Vision

[alerpsthings]

alias: ariel

age • timezone • pronouns:  37 * cst * she/her

tropes/plots that make your heart go boom boom: omg found fam, himbos, himbos in awe of girlboss, girls who can beat you in arm wrestling, bromances, girlmances, unrequited love, impossible crushes that teach you to move on, hopeless romantic crap, ‘the universe couldn’t keep us apart,’ questionable morals and grey areas and villains who are all science > life (is this my first char concept hmmmm), I CAN KEEP GOING

what intrigues you most about our site: the concept, but also omg older players like yay?!

a song you have on repeat right now: starlight - muse (kinda Annoyed with how on track that is)

tell me your favorite animal, season, and food, and i'll tell you what planet you're from: cats, spring, strawberries

what meme describes you best in this moment: any meme that I can type out and people still get it like benafflecksmoking.gif

[utwo]

Northern  W I N D S

© N. Bondarev 

[weaver-z]

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

[guts2002-deactivated20211208]

margaret thatcher

[babyanimalgifs]

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

(Source)

[randomslasher]

He doesn’t just steal it though. He puts it on his own head. He takes it, tries it on, looks around (I swear like he’s going “Look look I’m a Human! Don’t I look good in my Human head-thing?”) then gives it back. There is so much playful and good-natured intelligence in this one gesture I’m losing my mind here. Elephants are too freaking good for us. 

[vvitchella]

This is a very small thing but that means, to an elephant, the top of their head is where they put the hat. That is not what I’d consider the top of their head lol.

[fatsexybitch]

They’re placing the hat right over their eyes, like how we wear them

[bixbiboom]

Mighty Nein Valentines! Available »HERE« for free downloading and sharing!

Artwork by ama (@.amasugiru on Twitter), phrases by Liam O’Brien, Dani Carr and Christina Farber!

[solidsmax]

We don’t run from darkness.

Senna | Ruination Season 2021 Cinematic – League of Legends

[totally-addicted-to-twice]

[evermore-fashion]

Iris van Herpen ‘Roots and Rebirth’ Spring 2021 Haute Couture Collection

[alerpsthings]

Hey I’m putting the feelers out there now but if anyone has a g00 bby who needs a pain in the ass older brother who kinda skipped town but came back after he heard about the accident and that also works in Morphos, come holler at meeeee~

[alerpsthings]

half of me

WAITING

for myself to get

CALM

sullivan ‘sully’ le blanc || 33

[alicent-florent]

DIANE GUERRERO The Bare Magazine (2020)

[alerpsthings]

name: ariel

pronouns: she/her

time zone: CST (gmt -6)

favorite speculative sci-fi media or trope(s): omg event horizon, stargate, annihilation, WANDAVISION (it counts okay and I am so into it), dead space, HALO, any movie thats taken place on mars and the people are wandering around like where are weeeeeee, but srsly anything that explores the existential or metaphysical side of humanity (especially by forcing humanity to take a good hard look at itself omg I die) but also sci-fi mixed with horror is so my jam

what plots/dynamics are you interested in exploring?: ALL. found families and living for yourself instead of others, ethics and morals, shouldering massive burdens bc I Alone Can Do It, its never black and white theres always shades of grey, love conquers all, so many more omg

if you were a mash-up of two animals, what would you be? (can include images/gifs): 

[accras]

“This is what me and the other Dora’s worked on during the first lockdown.”[x]  

[alerpsthings]

alias: ariel

pronouns: she/her

your favorite supernatural creature: toss up between werewolves or hunters, mostly bc they both yell and shove people a lot. wolves are awesome bc of the idea of letting out that animal that we all have inside and hunters are cool bc humans against seemingly unbeatable odds always makes for a good time.

favorite piece of lore: that the older a werewolf gets, the more feral they are in their human form

anything you’d like to see on site: good times and great plots? chill members! admins that are involved and active subplots and lots of angst and drama

anything you’d like to add:

[andkool]

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

[alicent-florent]

DIANE GUERRERO The Bare Magazine (2020)