I am normal about things I enjoy

Goose | 19 | She/her I will lay with you until the floor cannot bear the weight of our strangeness

[blindbisexualgoose]

the media needs to stop being afraid of representing men who like getting their hair pulled

[kevin-kuehnert-official]

Sie haben keine Haare.

[alexander-dobrindt-official]

Sie haben meine Gefühle verletzt! Ein Mann wird jawohl noch Phantasien haben dürfen!

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[margueritedaisies]

Writers knew theyd have too much swag if they linked up thats why they had to slime Jet before making them meet

Wah wdym, Jet survived ok? He faked his death and decided to be fugitives with Azula and travel across Earth Kingdom silk road

Posted these on my twitter

Nobody gaf there😭

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[blindbisexualgoose]

hozier getting me through the crossfade of the century

[blindbisexualgoose]

“who has the time?”

- someone who absolutely has the time

[captain-shortyyy]

i’m not one to promote pointless movie sequels, HOWEVER….if Rise of the Guardians ever got a sequel….you would catch me in the theaters

[silent-seal]

how do you flirt without exploding from anxiety and fear and worry and anxiety and fear

like maybe its just talking to strangers in general because i always feel like i will get in trouble if i do for some reason??? Like in my mind i say hi to an attractive person and they threaten to kill themself out of anger like maybe overthinking it or just lack experience.

looking for advice

[blindbisexualgoose]

asking the wrong website, buddy

[moonstruckme]

Also sidenote when that guy on the boiling rock says “fellas, I think your girlfriend’s taking care of it” to both sokka and zuko about suki and neither of them contradict him but both just stare at her in awe……damning evidence

[blindbisexualgoose]

handing in a resume in person is the most sadistic humiliation ritual i have ever had the displeasure of being forced to participate in for the slim chance i might be granted permission to return and earn a meagre wage

[oh-dear-moon-give-me-a-kiss]

Oh...(These fans be thirsty)

[dumbhomesickalien]

[blindbisexualgoose]

at every present second you are simultaneously the oldest you ever have been and the youngest you ever will be

[vamptits]

blood + violence + homoeroticism lowkey are all I have going for me right now

[tonyzaret]

So after a lifetime of getting my, shall we say, “jollies” exclusively from fan content, I’m considering trying IRL intimacy - how worried should I be about getting MPREG?