I am normal about things I enjoy

Goose | 19 | She/her I will lay with you until the floor cannot bear the weight of our strangeness

[blindbisexualgoose]

Wait a sec, are you Thomas the blind bisexual goose???

Anon I love you

[officialjiggly]

sucking dick is demeaning

[splashes-n-stuff]

De meaning of life 😎

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

A friend stopped by

[reptiliannastyboy]

psychopomp

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[blindbisexualgoose]

if I ever was a dj for a popular nightclub I would play classic white girl music™️, bops and bangers all night. Then like russian roulette when line out the door has depleted, the dance floor is packed, and the bar is crowded I would whip out Jeff Buckley’s Lover You Should’ve Come Over and watch the rise of misery and despair as if it were a my own van gogh portrait

[hella1975]

lets all die

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[beepbeep-trashmouth]

Missing ianowt like a bitch rn

[goth-queen]

[blindbisexualgoose]

the media needs to stop being afraid of representing men who like getting their hair pulled

[kevin-kuehnert-official]

Sie haben keine Haare.

[alexander-dobrindt-official]

Sie haben meine Gefühle verletzt! Ein Mann wird jawohl noch Phantasien haben dürfen!

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[margueritedaisies]

Writers knew theyd have too much swag if they linked up thats why they had to slime Jet before making them meet

Wah wdym, Jet survived ok? He faked his death and decided to be fugitives with Azula and travel across Earth Kingdom silk road

Posted these on my twitter

Nobody gaf there😭

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence