I directly represent the Aleve corporation

[aleve-official]

introducing our new spokesmanperson Alan Aleve! He's very excited to meet you all and will cry if you don't take your aleve every night Say Hi! :)

[aleve-official]

crazy sunday night planned ngl

[aleve-official]

They let me have the antacids agains, I am off my shit. Ibuprofen, $500 or I will do it.

[aleve-official]

My secret to a hwalthy and happy morning :)

[aleve-official]

FUCK GOD OG HOD I TOOK TOO MANY AGAINGNN

[aleve-official]

Dinner :)

[aleve-official]

Hey @bisexual-engineer-enby it seems Homestuck is giving you a headache have some normal new Colonel Sassacre's Personal Aleve on the house

[identitty-dickruption]

I’m pro-pain killer but this website is so dang obsessed with ibuprofen it’s like it’s their only girlie and unfortunately I am allergic and wouldn’t want to mislead my followers about that. hashtag diversify my comrades

[teethcrunchrr]

@aleve-official how do you feel

[aleve-official]

I have no beef with ibuprofen, but we need more Aleve rep here but me, we need to start Aleve posting. Immediately.

[aleve-official]

I'm glad Dick Cheney is dead :)

[aleve-official]

I blacked out after drinking the new Aleve Liquid TM and woke up here wait who the fuck is that

[aleve-official]

The boys (and one girl) in R&D have revealed a new trial run of Aleve Liquid TM

This time instead of helping with joint pain or headaches it just makes your stomache hurt really really bad

[aleve-official]

They are forcing me to drink it, I am crying now, please help me

[aleve-official]

The boys (and one girl) in R&D have revealed a new trial run of Aleve Liquid TM

This time instead of helping with joint pain or headaches it just makes your stomache hurt really really bad

[aleve-official]

I'm scared who are you people do you take your Aleve? You better be taking your fuckin Aleve

[aleve-official]

No one's posting about #aleve :,(

[teethcrunchrr]

Hey aleve why am I getting resistant to you. Can you fix that in the next patch. Also why is your icon allergy relief

[aleve-official]

Don't ask that.

As for the resistance we will triple the amount of aleve in every pill from this point forward. You're welcome.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

They call me redpilled the way I be taking my Ibuprofen

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

hell yeah

[aleve-official]

I think you should try Aleve instead

[veronal]

you are unavailable where i live "(

[aleve-official]

Move.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

They call me redpilled the way I be taking my Ibuprofen

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

hell yeah

[aleve-official]

I think you should try Aleve instead

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I have never tried aleve. Maybe I should some time....

[aleve-official]

Be sure to do it with two shots of whiskey to help it go down smooth

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

They call me redpilled the way I be taking my Ibuprofen

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

hell yeah

[aleve-official]

I think you should try Aleve instead