Alex’s Corner

Hello, everyone! He/him

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[treecitysessions]

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[kdinjenzen]

Donate to Help Kdin Crawl Out of Medical Debt, organized by Kdin Jenzen

My name is Kdin Jenzen, I'm a trans woman voice actress/producer/social media manager … Kdin Jenzen needs your support for Help Kdin Crawl O

Welp, a new "the worst thing that could happen" has happened for me:

I received a letter YESTERDAY that my medical debt from 2018-2022 has hit a point where the creditor is no longer allowing "min payments" & I have til June 6th to pay it IN FULL... "or else."

If you can help, I'd appreciate it.

Unfortunately that ALSO means I'm still struggling for rent and bills as well, but I've decided to keep that and this separate as to not combine the issues into something even more stressful for my brain...

[kdinjenzen]

50% of the goal reached, deadline is June 6th! Thanks so much for the help so far everyone! 💖

[slayer-barbie]

So many roads, so many detours. So many choices, so many mistakes.

SEX AND THE CITY

4.11 | "Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda"

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[infininoodle]

[build-a-bear7512]

daily joke !! 🥤

What did the grilled cheese say to their date? 🥪

YOU MAKE ME MELT!! 🧀 😸

Hi friend I hope you are having a fantastic day today and I hope you do something you enjoy!! 🤎🐛

On another note don’t forget to relax and take care of yourself ⭐️

Also don’t forget to stay hydrated the temperature is rising and summer is on the horizon !!! 😛☀️

Not related I made it to The Good Place season 2 WOW ITS SO GOOD 🎞️🙀

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

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[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[wholesome90stv]

Wishbone (his real name was Soccer) was born on May 17th, 1988

[wholesome90stv]

Happy birthday Wishbone!

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[sylvanitchi]

rudy

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[coldgoldlazarus]

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

[coldgoldlazarus]

Consider a vampire's reliance on blood as a metaphor for living paycheck-to-paycheck and depending on the kindness of others to get by, and the desparation that can make one slip into taking.

[toaarcan]

@tiredspacedragon's tags.

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.