alexandermott

this blog is a collection of nifty things ive found scouring the internet I hope you enjoy them.

[mjinholland]

[skateflower]

OUR FINAL FORM, BITCH

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[killuaaa-zoldyck]

I’m Crying 😭

[cloudfreed]

Y’all leave Orlando Jones alone 😂

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[equius]

good

[tomsawyee]

ATTENTION

Thank you.

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

That’s his pussy lips

[roseystims]

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

[roseystims]

[lemon-hancers-deactivated202212]

[violentposer-deactivated2017101]

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

[communistbussy]

and the hidden fourth coping mechanism: spending obscene amounts of money and drowning yourself in material items

[rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars]

op and this reblogger didn’t have to call me out this hard oof

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[pengkingting]

Yeah this is the post officer

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[30-minute-memes]

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitterlols]

im gonna need a tutorial asap

[ellenandportiatruelove]

The battle of the gays 😂😂

[magikpelvis]

When two queens who can read go head to head

[gaypeopletwitter]

[hypersexualsportswear]

mariah carey threw the first glass of champagne at stonewall