I am Duz

Hi, I'm a 30+ year old nerd person. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

[qiyra]

crinkle ball my beloved

[shadowdragonia]

Never thought I’d find the word “spring” to be so funny

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Get you one who can do both 😍

[hemi528i]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[calware]

ok i know i said i was gonna log off and i will right after this BUT I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED

CG: WE CAN NOW TYPE IN HOMESTUCK COLORS *AND* COURIER BOLD IN TEXT POSTS. THIS WAS PREVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE. OH MY GOD

[calware]

TT: This literally changes the entire game.

[undertaleofficial]

TG: ah shit

TG: here we go again

[shadowdragonia]

-cough  cough- Hello?

Hi, long time no see. Bet anyone still following me has heard of the Twitter trash fire currently happening. Does that mean I’m coming back to Tumblr? I dunno. But it felt like a decent time to come over and clear the dust off this account, just in case.

[joshua-beeking]

Concerning the Twitter crash and burn, there's legit people encouraging others not to engage with creators trying to promote things so that Tumblr doesn't become commercialized, and I have to make something very clear:

A small creator who is encouraging people to interact with/share their stuff, trying to make their art/writing/etc known because they want a livable wage when they have NOWHERE ELSE they can turn to anymore and are trying to succeed in an internet that makes it near impossible for them is -never- gonna be the same thing as a celebrity shoving adds into your face to buy their newest clothing brand.

Don't encourage capitalism but do encourage the artists and writers that provide you most of their content for FREE and just want to pay bills like anyone else and already deal with being buried in the algorithm or having their art stolen and reposted.

We don't want adds or for this site to be monetized either, I assure you.

[xueyangapologist]

[prokopetz]

Thesis: all birds can be divided into three categories –

Looks majestic when viewed from the front and ridiculous when viewed from the side

Looks majestic when viewed from the side and ridiculous when viewed from the front

Ridiculous regardless of viewing angle

[jedda-martele]

My contribution of examples

Eastern Screech Owl - gorgeous from the front, absolute muppet from the side

Bald Eagle - well known exemplar of good profile, doofus full on

And Tawny Frogmouth - inspired by the Jim Henson studio full time

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[c-ptsdrecovery]

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[toastbutteregg]

[yashaflowers]

As a proud indigenous woman, I want to remind everyone that with Thanksgiving coming up, to stay educated on the history of what actually happened. And don’t forget to honor and stay educated on the hundreds of diverse native american nations🖤

[whitepeopletwitter]

THREE books, guys

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [Riddle me this, liberal. How child tremsgemder... when favorite movie at... six years old Barbie Mariposa? How child transgem when favorite color of kool aid pink lemonade? How-how not girl when in girl scout at twelve have pretty eye badonkerhers (rustling fabric) pretty pretty walky thumpers? How? How child not girl when hang out with sister? And cry sometime? How-how child... teakettle? When like book? Ho-how. How child... thermometer... when cannot kill spider? Have no primal hunting instinct, child no. Checkmate, liberal.]

[dovewithscales]

This isn’t even parody it’s just how conservatives sound.

[mankillercalledbunny]

(op uses he/they pronouns!)

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends