maybe in time

alexa. 20s. clowning. (icon by the lovely @magictavern)

[hellsite-yano]

>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

[stealingpotatoes]

hey. hey dont cry. there are literally seals

[heatedrivalrysource]

upnextdesigner: EVERYONE MEET @hannichka, the superstar woman behind everyone’s favorite show Heated Rivarly!

[taviacoolcat]

ilyaaaa ☺️<3 ... concussion >:[ and a fractured collarbone :/ out for the playoffs but 🤗 could have been worse 😌☝️ ... i know 🙄 part of the game 🙄 we all get our bell 🔔 rung eventually right? 😊 ... heyy:) heyyyyyyyy:))) ... yes<3 bet-ter🥰🥰 ... i'm sorry i didn't text you last night 😔 ... i was excited about last night ☝️ i'm mostly mad 😠 at marleau for fucking that up 🙄😏 ... you know i had a whole plan to ask you something❗️... i was gonna ask you ☝️❗️ Will You cometomycottage this summer? 🥰🏡 ❌️don't❌️ go to russia🇷🇺 come to my houseee 😤💞 we'll have so much fun :D it's so private :D no one will knoww :D ... mmmwe could have a week💕 or even two✌️💕 we'd be completely alone 👯‍♂️💞 ~✨️together✨️~ ... oh no 🙄😒 ... ok bye bye 👋☺️ ... 🫡see you next season🫡 ... thank u😊<3 i appreciate it😤<3 ... hellooo😁

[mimi-maru]

Huntrix based on Klimt’s Water Serpents

[factoseintolerant]

shrinking | 1.7

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine-de]

And I want to be deaf..

[deus-ex-moshina]

Completely obsessed with everything going on in this scene. The location. The background. The stupid a hell dialogue. The hilariously extravagant table and chair set looking like they came with their own Ian Mcshane that Ian Mcshane refuses to sit in. The fact that someone had to carry all that up there for a glorified tabletop campaign. Keanu Reeves getting through 78% of his lines in under 6 minutes one word at a time like someone’s pulling them out of him along with his teeth while Bill Skarsgard sits across the table and goes on a different supervillain monologue every time the camera even catches him in its periphery. John finally getting the chance to decide one thing about his duel and immediately using it to choose the worst possible location for himself. Clancy Brown repeating “Sacré-Cœur” in a completely different way so it sounds like he’s correcting Keanu Reeves’s pronunciation. The fact that this entire scene obviously only exists because they had to get a cool shot of the Eiffel Tower in there so the French government wouldn’t sue them for Bill Skarsgard’s accent. John going on the record to state that he had no idea Winston could ever benefit from being involved in this situation when he signed him up as his second, meaning he only did that because he had exactly two friends left in this world that hadn’t yet died as a direct consequence to his actions, and he was planning to take at least one of them with him if he lost. Nominations being a thing that exists and is allowed and yet not a single person anticipated this turn of events when the Marquis raises it at the very end. Like we are well on our way to the 25th act of this movie and I just want to know what, exactly, about this guy’s behavior up to this point even remotely suggests to these people that he would actually volunteer to engage in an one-on-one physical combat with JOHN WICK himself. What did they think Caine was doing there. What did CAINE think he was doing there. This scene was so much longer than it had any right to be but the longer it goes on and the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

[halsee-arc]

MIDSOMMAR. (2019) / THE MENU. (2022)

[bob-belcher]

[updatebug]

Okay but can we just appreciate in Leverage how often the ‘Nate goes undercover’ plans literally just rely on Nate being sooo insufferable that people are blinded enough by rage that they will fall into any trap no matter how blatant.  

[pomegranate-belle]

Half the time he just plays a slightly more nasally double of the target and good god they CANNOT handle having to deal with (essentially) themselves. Love it.

[nenastrology]

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

[emziess]

Jeremy Allen White as Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto Dogs, The Bear

[tbelchers]

#every day jeremy allen white arrives on the set of the bear they dump a bucket of water on his head and that’s his hair & makeup

[saba-ody]

*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought... we're only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.

[night-eyes1]

[ryan-corr]

 Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion… Miles Bron is an idiot.

[midnightcrows]

After reading Nona I was reminded of my love for this duplicitous slut