Guys remember. Everything that is on my blog is pretty old so most of this is bilingual bullshit so pls don't think that some of this stuff is mine. This is old Alex's stuff. Not new Alex's stuff.
man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.
Rex Splode x Chubby Reader head cannons. Sfw and nsfw if possible?
Your question is my order girly pop ❤️
Rex Splode x Chubby Fem!Reader SFW NSFW
(since you did say what gender I'll try to make it more gender neutral but I might have some slip ups)
SFW
When you two met Rex didn't really care about your weight, not in bad or good way. He just knew about it but didn't acknowledge it. He felt attracted to you but was in denial since you weren't his usual type.
You were the new Guardian of the globe, you mostly worked in far away combat becouse of your power (whatever power you want bbg)
For the first time in his life he fell in love with someone not only becouse of their looks and that was a big deal. He realised there was something more than looks in relationship.
On some days when you were in the base your favorite treat would show up next to you or Rex would come up to you and offer you some becouse he bought one too many.
One day, in the hospital after a more rought mission (the one with his character development) where he almost died he realised that he loved you and that he's attracted to you even thought you weren't his usual type. You became his new type.
When you came to visit him and brought him some junk food becouse of guilt since you weren't with him when he got attacked with the team, he kissed you realising what an idiot he was not acting upon his feelings earlier.
As soon as you two started dating he got really sweet when you were alone. It's not that he isn't when you two are in public but you know.
Does not give a fuck if you gained weight, for him you're always you.
Loves every part of you, no matter of the size.
Acts like he's insulted when someone talks shit about you.
NEVER EVER makes fun of your weight
Makes you sit on his back when he's doing pull ups.
NSFW
Loves when you sit on his face (almost choked few times)
Cannot stop touching your boobs when you're riding him.
Loves to grab your thighs while sex and lick them.
THIS GUY IS DEF AT LEAST 40% TEASE
"You sure you want to come that quickly?"
Pulls out when you're on edge but not for long becouse after into that wet opening of yours he changes his mind.
Will definetly try out some more kinky things like bondage, toys, role play and etc.
Cannot go through reverse cowgirl without touching your ass.
I feel like he likes the doggy style the most to show off but for more 'close' positions he would pick missionary.
He has pretty big stamina so he could definetly go for about 5 rounds before his soldier falls down.
Loves to just come on your chest and then lick it up.
Records sometimes to have something to get off to when you're not around
He makes a list of all positions you guys have to try. If you're unable to do some of them he'll be okay with that.
Gets too horny when you're in a little bit tighter clothes.
He recorded one of ya'lls heavy make outs close up and still uses it when he's alone.
Gets irritated when there aren't any lingeres in your size and will 100% make a scene in the shop.
So I hope it wasn't that bad :) (english is my second language)
So I'm starting doing invincible headcanons for almost all the characters. There will be links here in the future. If you got any ideas you are welcome to share it ♥️byeeeee
Go read it LESBIANS (Bi and pan people too) (leaving a comment is really nice❤️)
So from the start. You two most likely met when Mizu needed to help after one of her fights becouse she rarely pays any mind to naggers or any people of her surroundings. "I do not seek bonds." "I don't have to be a bond. I just want to help you."
Mizu at first sees you as a potential threat but after a slow burn that is build with gained trust she can call you (in her mind) her friend. "You're a really usefull companion" "I try to be." "You already are."
To become lovers it would take a moment of big sexual tension which would most likely accour in the middle of hot springs visit. "..." "You ever thought how it feels to do it with a woman?" "I had some thoughts."
NSFW STARTS HERE GAYS
Your first time with Mizu was full of reasurrence and emberassing looks you gave each other. Mizu was very wary of letting you take the wheel since she didn't like not being in control but she thrusted you. "When I did it to myself it felt really good." "We can try."
When you first put your fingers between her legs her reaction is putting a tighter grip on your arm. As you looked at her she just nodded her head to make you keep going. "..." "Does it hurt you?" You ask while rubbing her clit by your middle finger. "... Keep going."
Mizu doesn't moan at your first time. She only let's out breaths or kissess you as a reaction... Well, untill she put her hand on your croch. "Would you like to do it together or one at the time?" "Just let me touch it."
She also isn't an expert in sex with women so she most did what she felt you doing. Rubbing the clit, untill your fingers went lower and found her soaked folds and opening. "Is it okay if I...? I never had anything there so I don't really know if it feels good." "I did that once and it felt quite good but I think it will be better with your hands." "So do I put one and start thrusting like a dick?" "Something like that."
At one finger the sensation felt pretty weird. Just a finger inside her, while she still kept slowly rubbing your clit by her thumb. The real pleasure came when you accidently curled it inside and moved it. "A-..." "So it does feel goo- oh..." Mizu put her finger inside you, curled it and started thrusting into the same spot.
Her orgasm came first after you strarted rubbing her clit which came as a great pleasure mixed with thrusting of you finger. She only let out a breath and closed her eyes, her fingers stopped mid push. She looked at you on top of her and kissed you hungrily, while the make out Mizu changed your postions and went down on you. Her tongue going quick on your clit. While your orgasm Mizu kept sucking your clit, your hands in her hair, legs in the air, mouth wide open. A view that only animals nearby could see and hear. "Mizu! Mizu..." "...*wet af sounds*..."
While the make out Mizu realised that she was griding her vagina against yours. She started intentionally doing that, to make the griding more affective she put one of your legs up (guys Idk how to explain the scissoring). "It feels... Right." "It feels fantastic...ah..."
Guys idk if I wrote it right. I was writing it while in a car so it's most likely shitty af but I'm too emberassed to read it. THANK YOU FOR READING ❤️😘🫶🏳️🌈
So Rex Splode is dead... Alright... WHEN IS HE COMING BACK? WHEN? IDGAF IF HE COMES BACK AS A ROBOT OR AS A GHOST. JUST BRING HIM BACK. WHEN IS HE COMING BACK? HE IS COMING BACK, RIGHT? HE HAS TO. HE LITERALLY WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD AND SURVIVED. HE'S A SUEVIVOR. HE CANNOT JUST STOP EXISTING. HE NEEDS TO COME BACK 😭😭😭😭
I needed a fanfic about these too but I can't find any so I'm making my own.
The action takes place after Ekko went back to his universe and Powder was left with the other Ekko who doesn't remember anything about what happend lately.
It will be short becouse I don't have much time today.
Btw english isn't my first language so good luck with reading this.
I'm making an AU (Alternative universe) because I have no idea for canon.
I hope you like it :)
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Another day, another training session.
This is the life I've been living since I joined the karate club. For 7 years. There are only guys there, which makes it better for me.
I'm 17 now and it's getting a bit boring. I'm the best in the group and I win every fight. At first it was satisfying, but now it's just the norm.
-Taigen! Do you want to teach me this move that I still can't learn during today's class?- Riku ran up and asked me with a smile.
-Which one? - I asked, but Riku didn't answer because the Master called us.
-I have an announcement! - The Master said. Everyone quickly ran up and stood in line in front of him.
-Yes Sensei-sama! - Everyone shouted and bowed.
-Today we will have a new student. Don't worry. She knows a lot more than you and you will probably learn from her. - The Master said.
Wait! Her? A female??? No! A woman? She supposedly knows more than me? Maybe from them, but from me? Definitely not. Not from me.
-Everyone welcome Mizu. - The Master ordered and we stood up from the bow.
-Hello. - I heard a female voice. A girl our age came out from behind the door to our room. Black hair, quite tall, athletic and her blue slanted eyes. Oh. So half Japanese. It's not that rare now, but I've never really seen someone of a different race in person.
Mizu stood next to the Master with a more bored expression on her face.
-Mizu trained very hard. Although she's more of my help in teaching you. I haven't been in the best shape lately. I hope you'll learn a lot from her.- The Master said. And then I saw the black stripe on her. Surprise.
-Yes sensei-sama!- we shouted back.
-Now you have to practice your moves with each other. Mizu will watch over you. She can take you all down. I'm not joking.- The Master said and left the room. Mizu's gaze said it all.
Everyone started to line up in pairs. Every time they lost, they had to change partners. First, I fought Riku and won. The next people also lost to me. Mizu was looking at us at the same time. Let her see how I win.
-Taigen, how do you do it, bro? You win against anyone.- Kenji asked me and hung on my shoulder.
-Work and talent. You too will be able to do that someday.- I said with a proud smile.
-I bet you can knock this chick out. - Kaito announced. This caught everyone's attention. Even Mizu.
Fighting her will be easy. Maybe I can teach her some moves and she will admire me.
I approached Mizu with a slight smile.
-I challenge you to a duel Mizu. - I said loudly so everyone could hear. The girl first looked irritated that she could no longer look at others and exhaled with a slight smile.
-So be it. I accept the offer. - she replied.
We stood in the middle of the room opposite each other. Everyone was looking at us.
We bowed to each other and it began.
-Come on Taigen!-
-You got it Taigen!-
-Show us the honor of our club!-
To end this quickly and get to the 'Oh Taigen, you're so strong' part I dealt the first punch to her stomach.
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Why am I on the floor?
-Oh my God! She knocked him down in a second!-
-How is that possible?!-
-You see Taigen. Master warned you.- said Mizu standing in front of me.
-Once again! I need a rematch!- I announced and stood up.
-No problem.- said Mizu.
We stood opposite each other again. We bowed.
Now I dealt her a punch with my leg to the side.
-AAAAAAAAHHHHH!- I screamed when Mizu took my leg and threw me on the mattress behind her.
-Oh shit.-
-How is that possible?-
-She's almost at the level of the master.-
-Hahahahahahahaha!- we heard male laughter at the door. It was the master!
-I knew that as soon as Taigen heard about someone stronger than him, he would have to fight. That's why I invited my best student here.- said the Master and approached us.
-Your student? But she was never with us, Master.- Kenji argued.
-Mizu is my adopted daughter who I've been teaching since the same moment as you, but Mizu is much more durable and stronger. Mizu was supposed to teach you to have more respect for women, not to judge by appearance, and to punch you in the balls.- explained the Master.
-Ohhh….- everyone exhaled.
TIME SKIP
For the rest of the lesson, we learned from Mizu and fought among ourselves.
-Mizu, I'll wait for you in the car. - The master said to Mizu. The girl mumbled okay while putting her things in her bag.
-Why are you looking at Mizu, Taigen? - Riku asked me.
-Nothing. - I replied with a blush and looked away from her.
-Maybe ask her out on a date until she runs away from you and to talk to her next time you'll have to get to the master's house. - Kenji said. I saw that Mizu had already left the building.
I ran and saw that she was about to open the car door.
-Mizu! - I shouted and ran to her.
-Hm? - she looked in my direction.
-Do you want to meet up and practice with me sometime? - I asked with a slight blush.
-Have my number. Call me when you want to practice. - she said with a slight smile and gave me a piece of paper. She got into the car and as it was about to drive away she winked at me.
-TAIGEN IS A SIMP! TAIGEN IS A SIMP!- the boys started shouting as they were leaving the building.
-IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME, YOU IDIOTS!- I shouted back.
Giyuu Tomioka is your rival since middle school. You two always argued who got better grades. Not only you two went to the same highschool, college but also now university! What will happen if you two will end up on the same party?
Warning: NSFW! Strong language! Death! Suicide The fanfic was inspired by the movie "Bodies Bodies Bodies." English isn't my first language.
-Reader, are you ready for fun!?- Mitsuri asked me as she walked into our room. She's already in her pink-green dress. Of course as always showing off big part of her chest. It's not like I don't like it but she's going to give Iguro a heart attack. Again...
-Yeah, but there are like millions of parties. Why do we have to go to one that is in forest?- I asked her. I was (if you want you can wear something else but I will now write canon) wearing a little red top, blue jeans, and red sneakers. I was showing off my midriff.
-Becouse Tengen is inviting us.- Mitsuri said. That says a lot. Tengen's parties are always the ones that you never forget, no matter how drunk you are. He's a big party freak, from making out with his three girlfriends in front of everyone to dancing break dance on the ceiling while being high and drunk.
-I'm scared what he wants to do in the middle of the fucking forest. It's scary enought that we know he has orgies with his girlfriends everyday which is I don't know if healthy for his prostate. What if he wants to I don't know... I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! He's unpredictable!- I shouted.
-Don't worry Reader about Tengen's prostate, it's his problem. I'll make sure nothing too sexual that could give some of us HIV won't happen.- Shinobu said as she walked into the room. She's wearing a violet shirt and black skirt.
-Thanks, Shinobu. You're saving my vagina.- I said and stood up from my bed.
-As always.- Shinobu added.
-Let's go and not get STD!- Mitsuri shouted exited.
TIME SKIP.
-Tengen, you motherfucker. Where do you get money from? Your dick?- I asked Tengen as I got out of the car. This isn't a fucking house. It's a villa or penthouse, I don't know. Kanao looked quite scared so I took her hand in a gentle grip.
-Good shot but not that close. My family is old money. My great great something gradpa was in a clan but got out of it and made quite a fortune himself by being some warrior.- Tengen said as we walked into the house.
-Is Sanemi already here?- Kanae asked also looking around. She came with us becouse Shinobu is her sister.
What simps. I'm never going to be like them. I looked outside into the garden and yard. Uhhh Giyuu in swimsuit, nice view. It's not like I like him or smth but oh my God. These abs, this six pack. NO READER YOU ARE NOT HORNY FOR A MAN THAT LITERALLY IN SOME WAY MAY STALK YOU! IT'S NOT COLLEEN HOOVER BOOK!
-Iguro is in the pool with Sanemi, Giyuu, Kyojuro, Genya, Tanjirou, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Hiroshi, Atsushi and Nana . We'll start partying in the house when it'll get dark or start raining.- Tengen said and opened door to the pool with garden. Our friedns were there.
-Hey!- Rengoku said while swimming. It looked as if he was training as always.
-Hey Kanae! And... others...- Sanemi said while sunbathing.
-Hey Mitsuri.- Iguro said while sitting in the in the shade of a tree.
-Hey everyone!- Tanjirou said while trying to swim as fast as Rengoku.
-Hey!- Genya said with a smile while sitting next to Sanemi (my baby Genya...).
-Hey, girls. Why aren't you in swimsuits?- Zenitsu asked with a blush while sitting on a inflatable duck.
-Does any of you want to compete with me in who can do the biggest jump!?- Inosuke asked and jumped into the water.
-Hey...- Giyuu said while just standing beside the pool.
-It's nice to see you guys!- Mitsuri shouted as we walked into the garden. I tried not to look at Giyuu.
-What about our two biggest nerds drink a little?- Tengen said and pushed me into Giyuu. I quickly moved away from him annoyed. Tengen gave everyone just not Tanjirou, Zenitsu, Inosuke and Kanao cups of alcohol.
-Nice to see you Giyuu...- I said reluctantly.
-Also nice to see you Reader...- He said also reluctantly and we both drank.
-Jesus Christ. It's...- I didn't end the sentence.
-Strong. Tengen plans now to have us all drunk. Making drama and funny situations I guess.- Giyuu said and put his cup on the table.
-I think that it's better for us two to stay sober if something happens. You never know with Uzui.- I commented and also put my cup on the table.
-Yeah, pool and alcohol isn't a good match.- he agreed with me.
-What about you girls go and change into swimsuits so we can get the party started? The bathrooms are on the left.- Tengen said and pointed at the deep of the house.
-Kanao can you stay with the boys while we go change, okay?- I asked her and she nodded her head. Kanao didn't like swimming around so many people so she didn't bring the swimsuit.
-Okay! Shinobu! You have our swimsuits, right?- Mitsuri asked her.
-Of course I do. What would you guys do without me?- Shinobu said while holding the bag with swimsuits.
I gave Giyuu one last glance and left him with Kanao.
TIME SKIP
-Reader! Why are you dry? Go swimming with us!- Misturi said and got out of the pool. As always she's showing a lot of her chest. It's not like I don't like it. I'm now sitting on the sunbed.
-Sorry but I can't swim today.- I said. I had on myself shorts and top of the swimsuit.
-But!- Mitsuri tried to reason with me.
-Mitsuri, I love you but I really can't.- I said. Mitsuri got closer to me and whipered to my ear.
-Why didn't you bring tampons?- Mitsuri asked me.
-My vagina doesn't like tampons.- I whispered.
-Mitsuri! I chellenge you for a swimming contest!- Kyojuro shouted with energy and happiness.
-YEAH!- Mitsuri quickly jumped into the water leaving me alone but not really.
I looked at Tanjirou who was now sitting on a chair tired. Hope she won't look like that after this.
-So you can't swim?- Giyuu asked me. He was laying o the sunbed next to me.
-Giyuu, don't make a small talk. That's american. And yeah I can't swim today.- I answered not really nicely.
-You don't really show up to parties often. What made you come here?- Giyuu asked me and put on his sunglasses.
-First off. You're my stalker or something? Second off. You look funny now.- I said and laughed.
-We just know each other for a long time and I can see it when you're not in the group.- He said like if it was some big problem.
-I have sometimes just more important thing, you know? And I came today becouse I want to relax a bit.- I said and gave him a look.
-Guys, it's starting to rain!- Zenitsu shouted.
-No it's not! You're just wet!- Inosuke shouted and splashed him with water. Few rain drops fell on me. I got up with Giyuu.
-Zenitsu is right it's starting to rain.- I said. Everyone started taking their stuff as the rain began to fall more heavily.
I took my bag and started heading inside. I slipped on the grass and fell.
-Fuck.- I cursed and sat up. Giyuu took my arm and helped me get up but then he didn't let go of it and ran with me to the inside.
-As we see our love birds as always together.- Tengen commented. Everyone were already inside and we were the last ones to get in. Giyuu let go of my arm and looked away.
-Okay, okay. Don't shit yourself.- I said and put my bag on the couch. Everyone started to have their own conversations mostly about how no one knew about storm coming.
-Reader, how is it that you say that you don't like Giyuu and don't want to be around him but on parties you always sit near him or talk to him the most?- Shinobu asked me.
-Coincidences.- I said and put on a shirt. I looked out of the window. It was already dark outside.
-I don't really belive it. Do you possibly have a crush on him?- Shinobu asked me and I got nervous.
-Me and him? Yeah maybe in other universe.- I chuckled and gave her a shirt to warm up.
-In other universe you proprably said the same thing.- Shinobu said with a little smile and put on the shirt.
-Yeah yeah. Stop looking for some drama's. You're not going to find any.- I said and crossed my arms.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
A scream and loud banging came from the window outside. It was Atsushi. His stomach was bleeding. Hew as banging on the window in agony and horror. After a second he fell on the grass.
-OH MY GOD!- Mitsuri shouted terrified. Iguro quickly hugged her and covered her eyes. Sanemi did this as well to Kanae.
Others screamed. I quickly opened the door to outside and ran up to Atsushi.
He wasn't moving, proprably also breathing. I checked his pulse.
-He's dead!- I shouted so everyone could hear through the rain.
I heard screams and cries. Giyuu, Kyojuro, Tengen and Genya walked up to me and the dead body. I looked at the Atsushi more closely. His shirt was put on front on the back and back on the front for some reason.
-Turn him around!- I said and started trying to turn him around. Men without asking did it with me.
He was stabbed on the back, few buttons of his shirt were taken out.
-What psycho would do such a thing?- Genya asked himself while looking at this.
-I don't know. Sanemi! CALL POLICE!!!- I screamed to him.
Sanemi took out his phone and dialed the number.
-NO FUCKING SIGNAL!!!- Sanemi screamed back.
-OF FUCKING COURSE!!!- I cursed and looked down at Atsushi.
-We need to get back into the house. Whoever did this is proprably still outside.- Giyuu said and got up.
-Giyuu is right, let's go.- Kyojuro said with serious expression on his face.
-But... Okay...- I sighned while looking at the dead body and stood up.
We walked into the house and locked the door.
-Okay, everyone. Atsushi is dead. We're all sad becouse it's death but we can't forget about our safety. Lock every window and every door that leeds to outside. The killer is proprably outside. Now! Quick!- I shouted.
Everyone started closing the windows and doors in the house except for Zenitsu. He was just sitting on the couch looking at a wall.
-Hey, are you okay?- I asked him and sat next to him. Zenitsu was still looking at the wall.
-Reader-chan. How is that possible? He died in front of us... I saw him alive just twenty minutes ago.- he said quietly.
-Don't worry, Zenitsu. Now he doesn't feel any pain.- I hugged him and took a deeep breath to also calm down.
-But who will be next? Me?- he asked and started crying. He held onto me tightly.
-I will make sure that no one will be next. Not today.- I said. I moved slightly away and touched his shoulder.
-Thank you, Reader-chan.- Zenitsu tried to smile but it didn't really wokred.
-So everything is closed we need to think what we need to do next.- Kyojuro said as everyone walked into the living room.
-Surely we all need to stay in one room for no one to get attacked.- Shinobu hummed and sat on the other couch like the others.
-Yeah, what if one of us is the killer?- Inosuke asked and everyone started looking around.
-Don't say something like that Inosuke! We all we're inside when Atsushi got stabbed. The killer must be someone who wasn't invited to the party or we just don't even know.- Tanjirou said bravely.
-Wait, why Atsushi didn't go inside with us?- Genya asked everyone.
-I don't know...- Kanae said.
-Me too...- Tengen exclaimed.
-Okay, no one knows why he didn't go with us be we all know that it's not safe here. Why won't we just drive to the police station?- Sanemi asked with as always rushed and rough tone.
-Exactly. Get the keys. We left them at the entrence.- Hiroshi said and pointed at the door of the hallway.
Everyone walked into the hallway. Sanemi, Kanae and Giyuu took keys to their cars. We got out of the house after getting out things and walked into the little parking that was part of the property.
-Are you fucking kidding me!?- Sanemi shouted. A big tree fell ealier on the three cars. Lightning proprably struck it. The rain and night sky made everything so gloomy.
-Ehhh, let's head back inside.- Tengen said, the rest agreed and we went back to the house.
-Fuck, I have nothing to change into.- I said while looking at my soaked clothes. Everyone got into the living room.
-Have this.- Giyuu said and gave me a blue towel.
-Thanks.- I sighned and put the towel on myself.
-If you need anything just tell me.- Giyuu said and touched my shoulder.
-Thanks???- I looked at him confused.
-It's kinda suspisious.- Sanemi said.
-What is?- Tengen asked him.
-Giyuu, Atsushi and hour ago died and you're already making a move on a girl he had a crush on?- Sanemi walked up to Giyuu.
-I'm not making a move. Just helping her.- Giyuu said not intimidated by Sanemi.
-Atsushi had a crush on me?- I asked Sanemi shocked.
-Oh hell yeah he did. He told everyone including Giyuu how he wants to confess to you at the party and bum. He gets killed. Giyuu and you were close in some way since middle school so I wouldn't be shocked if he got jealous and snapped.- Sanemi explained while looking directly on Giyuu. Everyone looked at him.
-Giyuu couldn't kill Atsushi becouse he was with me inside at the time of the murder.- I said and walked up to both of them.
-Yeah.- Tengen said.
-As always you're making sure your 'innocent stalker' gets away with things.- Sanemi argued.
-He isn't a stalker and I'm saying truth. Stop trying to blame Giyuu when you know he's not a killer.- I argued back.
-Yeah, but how is it that we never talk about how he has pictures of you in his closet?- Sanemi said it louder so everyone could hear. All eyes were on us.
-Everyone has few pictures of their friends somewhere.- I crossed my arms.
-Yeah yeah, but only you are on them. No one fucking else. He hides something or you two hide something!- Sanemi shouted.
I looked at Giyuu and he just nodded his head.
-We've been secretly dating since college.- Giyuu already said it. Everyone freezed.
-What?! But Reader is so mean to you!- Mitsuri shouted shocked.
-We did that so you guys wouldn't realise that we're dating.- Giyuu answered.
-Is that true, Reader? Giyuu isn't black mailing you or something?- Shinobu asked me.
-It's true. And that's why we didn't tell you. Most of you look for dramas in relationships. We only told Kyojuro, Tanjirou, Kanao and Kanae becouse they don't talk bad about couples behind their back nor tell anyone about this.- I explained.
-I'm sorry...- Mitsuri said and looked down.
-You have nothing to be sorry about. It's just your nature to talk about things that you think about.- I said and hugged her as she hugged me back.
-Damn, so Giyuu is not a virgin.- Tengen commented.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
A scream and few thuds came from the other side of the house.
-What was that?- Kanae asked shocked.
-Let's go and see.- Sanemi said and ran.
Everyone started heading towards the sound. I took an umbrella in case to fight off someone.
When we got there we saw Nana at the end of the stairs laying on the floor in blood.
-Not again...- I said and walked up to her with the others. She was laying on her back lifeless. I checked her pulse.
-She's dead.- I sighned and covered my eyes with my hand. Giyuu made me stand up by gently holding my shoulders. He then hugged me.
-I think that someone may have pushed her. If she fell herself then she would lay on her stomach.- Shinobu said.
-This had gone too far.- Iguro said.
The lights went off. It was pitch black for few seconds.
-Why did the lights went off?- Mitsuri asked.
-Proprably becouse of the storm. Giyuu and Reader, go look for flashilights in the basement. You two are the only ones who had some classess like karate or smth. The rest of us will go to the living room. Okay?- Tengen asked us.
-Eh, okay.- I said with a sighn.
We went the other way to the basement.
-I feel weird now that everyone knows that we're dating.- Giyuu said while holding my hand.
-Yeah, me too. You really have hidden pictures of me in your closet?- I asked him and he blushed.
-I may or may not have them.-Giyuu answered.
-I didn't really knew Nana nor Atsushi but I seeing them lying like that is just... Fucking traumatising.- I changed the subject.
-I know. It's very fucked up. I hope you will forget about this.- he said and his grip on my hand became a bit tighter. I opened the door to the basement and we started going down the stairs in silence.
When we reached the end of the stairs I quickly lit a match to see something.
-Look...- Giyuu whispered and pointed at some box. We walked up to it. There were flashlights in it, Giyuu took one and turned it on. I blew out the match.
-This basement is weirdly small, but there are doors to some other room. Are we going in?- he asked me. I took a flashlight for myself and turned it on.
-Yeah.. You live once.- I said. We walked up to the door. He stopped me from opening it and opened it himself.
-Jesus Christ.- he said with a sighn as he got into the room.
-What? Oh my god.- I said as I saw it.
There were a lot of monitors on the wall that showed views from cameras.
-How Tengen could forget about having cameras?- I asked Giyuu and sat on a chair in front of the monitors.
-He had few shots before you came.- Giyuu answered while standing behind me.
-Look, there is a camera where Atsushi died.- I said. I started changing time on the monitor.
-Already we can see who killed him unless it's someone with a mask.- Giyuu said.
The scene showed Atsushi who is was putting on the shirt backwards. He took the knife and started taking off the buttons of his shirt with the knife He fell becouse of a lightning which had previously fallen a tree on our cars.
-He literally stabbed himself!- I shouted and threw the towel I had on myself on the floor.
-Look what happend at the stairs.- Giyuu put a hand on my shoulder calming me down. I did what he told me.
Nana was walking down the stairs with her cup of alcohol then suddenly she accidently dropped it and tripped over it.
-Are you kidding me?- I said and hit my forehead with my hand.
-So there is no killer.- Giyuu sighned.
-Yeah and I'm happy about it but, we were so fucking scared for nothing!- I said and crossed my arms.
-I know.- he murmured. I stood up and he hugged me.
-So do we go to them and tell them that there is no killer in the house?- I asekd him.
-Yeah, we actually do that now or Zenitsu will have a heart attack.-
TIME SKIP.
-So really she tripped on the stairs and he stabbed himself? We need to see that.- Tengen said.
-Then go, we are tired as hell and going to bed.- I leaned on the Giyuu as we started walking towards one of the guests bedroom.
-Together?- Mitsuri asked with a smile.
-As you can see.- I said.
NSFW STARTS HERE
We walked into the bedroom. As soon as I saw the bed I threw myself on it and layed on my stomach. Giyuu started taking off my pants.
-What are you doing you pervert?- I asked him and chuckled.
-Helping you in getting ready to sleep.- He answered when he took them all of and threw them at some chair he squished my butt gently.
-More in getting ready to fuck.- I commented and opened my legs wider. He took off my top and then my bra.
-Two in one.- he said. For a while he didn't do anything to me but then I heard him threwing his clothes somewhere.
-Are you going to just sit behind me or do some... fuck.- I moaned as I felt his hand touching my clit through my panties. His fingers started to press on my button and at the entrence. I started streching out my butt out of sensation. Giyuu lay down on me.
-I love you...- He murmured while kissing my chin.
-I love you too but fuck...- I said and started grinding my butt against his boxers.
-I see you're already wet and horny as hell, me too. What about we take these off?- He asked me while making circles on my clit throught my panties.
WARNING: Bad words! English isn't my first language. Little bit of comedy.
Hope you'll like it :)
-Taigen! Leave him alone! You can't do that!- I shouted at my friend and his group. They were tormenting and chasing some boy for having blue eyes.
-Reader, he's just a dirty mutt! His whore mom slept with some other race!- Taigen said and the other boys agreed with him.
-Taigen, girls won't understand this. They only make wreaths and play with dolls. Let's go find this stray.- encouraged one boy from the group.
-I'm sorry, Reader, but you won't understand yet. Go home and sleep. Girls are asleep at this time.- he said. Taigen was about to leave, but I hit him hard in the balls.
-AAAAAAAAAA! Why did you do that!?- Taigen asked me, holding his crotch.
-Because you're a little dick.- I replied and went home with my doll.
TIME SKIP. 15 YEARS LATER! EVERYONE IS 20 NOW.
-Reader, we have good news!- said my father as he entered my room.
-What's the matter?- I asked while washing my bow.
-We found a husband for you! Taigen won't marry Akemi.- announced my father happily.
-And why is that?- I asked him with surprise.
-Ehhh you know….. Just something.- mumbled my father.
-Dad… If you want me to not shoot anyone in the ass like last time, I advise you to tell.- I warned with confidence.
-Taigen lost a fight with a certain man and his ponytail was cut, but that's not a problem, right?- he tried to win me over.
-Oh my God! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This idiot finally lost! Now his ego is finally at the level of his dick!- I lay down on the floor.
-Reader, don't laugh. So are you going to marry him or not?- my father asked me.
-First he would have to suck me off. - I laughed at my own joke.
-If you want I can talk him into it… - my desperate for son-in-law dad didn't finish.
-Dad, I don't want a husband. And I definitely don't want Taigen, look at his face. - I said.
-We can cover it up. - he tried to talk me into it as always.
-Dad, do you want such ugly grandchildren? - I asked him.
-You're not Miss Japan either. - my father commented and I facepalmed.
-Nice, fuck. I think it's time for me to go on a trip. I'll explore Japan. - I announced with a smile.
A bird flew into the room and gave my father a letter.
-Oh, okay. You don't have to marry Taigen anymore. - my father said while reading some letter.
-And why is that? - I asked with surprise.
-Taigen went on a trip to regain his honor and he'll probably die. - my dad said with a sigh.
-And great.- I commented.
After a moment of silence, my father realized what he had read.
-DAUGHTER! YOU HAVE TO FIND TAIGEN AND SAVE HIM!- my father shouted at me and grabbed my arms.
I'm going to save a grown man. Shit, at least it'll be fun.
-Okay, okay! I'll go and save him!- I gave up.
I took a few important things along with my bow and arrows and got on my horse.
-I'll miss you, my only child!- my father announced and fell to his knees with tears in his eyes as I rode away.
POV: Narrator ;)
-Dad, but do you know that you still have us? - one of the nine Reader's brothers asked.
-MY ONLY CHILD READER! - the father shouted in the snow.
-Let's leave him, he'll remember us when he needs someone to chop wood. - said another brother and they all went inside the house.
TIME SKIP. POV: READER.
That pussy Taigen, as always, had to get himself into something and as always I save him and scold him for his bad behavior.
After a few weeks of driving around places where Taigen could probably be, I went to the blacksmith to order a new dagger for defense. Just a little shopping.
I entered the room and saw some man on Taigen. They were both dressed, but it still looked gay.
-Taigen, I didn't know you had such preferences.- I commented with a slight sting in my chest.
-Wait, Reader!- Taigen said. The man quickly got off him, revealing a large tent in Taigen's pants. Everyone was surprised.
-Emmm… You know, I understand that you probably….- I tried to say something, but I felt too weird.
-I think I miss Akemi.- Taigen found an excuse, covering his standing soldier.
-Oh, you bitch! I've been looking for you for fucking weeks when it's already spring and not only are you making out with some guy I'd also love to sleep with but you're also talking to me about Akemi! You're lucky I'm not a complete bitch! If I did I'd paint you both and make a goddamn story about you and historians in 100 years would think you were actually gay! - I yelled at him.
-Reader! I love you! - Taigen said.
-Yeah? Suck my dick - I quickly gave my mailbox number to the other man and left.
MEETING TO RELATIONSHIP 'HEADCANONS' AND HASHIRA'S + UBUYASHIKI + TANJIROU, ZENITSU INOSUKE REACTION TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
WARNINGS: My first language isn't English.
Hope you'll like it ;)
First things first, you two meet as hashira's. You were (let's say) new blood hashira. Giyuu of course didn't really paid attention to you which is normal of him.
But you being stubborn made him have at least some conversation. You realised that you won't be able to accomplish a lot with words so you asked him for a match.
"Let it be a match."
Matches like that were culturally (I heard) only without a shirt so Giyuu took off his shirt not expecting you to do the same but you did. Thank God (Or not) you had bandages wrapped tightly around your chest so they wouldn't fall off and show your melons.
Giyuu was suprised but after few seconds he stopped thinking about that and looked at your six pack.
"Ready?"
"Hm." (Idk how to make this sexy)
Match ended in him winning. Of course, he was a hashira for longer time than you and had more experience.
"Since you won, want to go out for dinner with me?" You asked him while washing your face with a towel.
(I don't understand this logic either)
"That doesn't make sense." He said standing next to you.
"I know but I can somehow make it have sense."
"I'm not really into going out."
"Then we can do it in your house."
"Your house."
"Okay."
That's how you got Giyuu to go into your 'love trap'.
Of course you two drank sake that night and let's be real.
You two puked on each other...
When you woke up, you were in one bed with no clothes on which scared the shit out of both of you.
What if you two really did it?
What if you got pregnant?
What if you got some diseases?
And how the fuck do you sleep with a woman who you just met a month ago and had like three conversations?
These questions Sanemi asked you two when he got to your house the same morning to train with you but he would never expect to find there Giyuu who was wearing a loose yukata.
Thank God (or not) you realised that nothing happend between you two and when you puked on each other you just took the clothes of and went to sleep.
Becouse of other weird situations and misunderstandings he fell in love with you, at first you were just a little crush but now he knows he wants to be with you. Of course you fell in love with him when you saw him without his shirt on.
You confessed like a month after the match and he accpeted. Which was suprising to other hashira's who thought that Giyuu will be a virgin till death.
"You sure?" Obanai asked you.
"Yeah."
"CONGRATS READER! YOU TWO ARE SOOO CUTE!" Mitsuri screamed.
"Thank you!"
"So, how is he in bed? Wait, you don't have to answer, when I see scars from nails on his back I'll know." Tengen said.
"Aha..."
"Did he bribe you? No, you are already rich. Did he blackmailed you?" Sanemi asked you.
"No, this relationship is real."
"Congratulations Reader, and Giyuu-san. I hope you'll be happy." Tanjirou said.
"Thank you."
"I will pray for you two to have fruitful relationship." Gyomei said.
"In what way 'fruitful'?" (you didn't get the answer)
"And I thought Giyuu is so boring he wouldn't be able to be in a relationship even in another life." Shinobu said.
"Ummm yeah..."
"YOU TWO WILL HAVE GREAT FUTURE AND MANY CHILDREN!" Said Kyojuro.
"I think you mean 'I hope you two will have...'."
"No." Kyojuro said.
"Does Tanjirou like this relationship?" Muichirou asked.
"He congratulated us."
"Then congrats I guess." Muichirou said.
"HOW DID YOU GET SUCH A MENEATER LIKE READER??? YOU DON'T EVEN TALK!!!" Zenitsu asked Giyuu.
"Luck and one match." Tomioka said.
"THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!" Zenitsu shouted.
"So you two are like mama boar and papa boar. When there will be child boar?!" Inosuke asked exited.
"When we'll want to or Giyuu will forget to pull out."
"Pull out what?" Inosuke asked confused.
"I hope you too will help each other in a fight and your relationship will be happy." Ubuyashiki said.
WARNINGS: Mentions of grape! Strong language! Mentions of death and etc. My first language isn't English.
Hope you'll like it ;)
First things first, you met Mizu when you went to the blacksmith for a new sword with your father, who is a samurai. The blacksmith turned out to have an apprentice, a boy your age who you started to like. The boy didn't talk much and while the blacksmith and your father were talking, you tried to start a conversation with him, which didn't really work.
And that's how your first meeting was like.
Your second one was when your father died in a fight and you wanted to return the sword without getting the money back becouse you didn't have any other male relatives who would be able to use the sword.
When you reached the blacksmith and wanted to return the sword he told you to keep it at least as a reminder of your father. There you saw Mizu who was in his teens like you. He was training outside. This weirded you out. Why does the blacksmith's assistant trains like a samurai?
You asked him and the only thing he said was:
"It's not really your business, curious."
Your third meeting was when one night some bad men were robbing and killing people from your village.
One of them got into your house when you were sleeping.
You opened your eyes and saw this man in front of you with a disgusting smirk. You knew what he wanted to do.
You killed the man with your father's sword that was under your futon. When you got out of the house you saw a lot of dead bodies. Not only of the people from your village but also the murders were dead. Then next to you a man who was proprably hiding next to your door, started forcing you to go with him by kicking and hitting you.
You closed your eyes and then the man's hand that held you, you don't know why but fell. You opened your eyes and saw a man with straw hat that hidden his face. He was holding a sword with blood on it. You looked down and saw the man's dead body. You looked at the strange man again.
"Who are you?" I asked him.
"We haven't seen each other in a while, curious."
HC:
Mizu then took you with him and confessed that he's actually a woman. Which suprised you.
She didn't want to leave you somewhere and let you get sold and raped or just raped so she asked you if you want to seek revenge with her.
You accepted the offer but also promised to train so you won't be such an easy target for enemies.
Mizu at first wasn't very open to you at first but with time she started to really like your company. You being a woman proprably had to do something with it.
She started to have feelings for you and wanted to confess them to you in the hot springs while you two were naked which was in her mind 'romantic' and 'good moment'
But then a man named Ringo stopped the whole conversation by appearing and changing the mood.
When Ringo joined you two Mizu started to get little bit more annoyed becouse she was jealous. You and Ringo had very nice conversations while she was too nervous to even join in.
One time when Ringo had some things to do alone, she took you to some old temple and confessed. You ofc said that you love her two.
Let's just say that you two quickly blessed the temple.
When you three met Taigen he quickly assumed that you two are a 'normal straight couple'. When you and Taigen got a moment alone he asked you.
"Aren't you scared that you're going to get pregnant while this mission or whatever Mizu is doing? Everyone heard you two and I don't think you two pull out."
"Let's just say that me and Mizu have our own way of not having kids."
My name is Reader, I go to Brooklyn Visions Academy. This summer I turned 16 and I'm going to the second grade of this school. There's nothing special about me except being the lead singer of the Mary Janes. I was born on July 13, 1976 (It's 1992) in a not very rich family, but it doesn't bother me that much. It's just the way I live. A week ago my best friend and a crush disappeared from the face of the earth. Just! I thought maybe someone killed her or something because there are a lot of things going on here in NYC. I was so worried about her! I asked her dad, but he knew as much as I did and he was looking for her.
-Where were you!?- the other girls from the team joined in the hug.
-Take it easy, one by one!- she said, giving us a big hug. After a while we moved away from her.
-Tell me what happened and where you were!- I demanded with small tears in my eyes.
-Okay okay. So it happened that during the Spider-Girl fight, the building I was in collapsed and only the day before yesterday they freed me from the rubble, and last night they released me from the hospital. - Gwen explained with a slight smile.
Something doesn't feel right to me. If she had been imprisoned in Georgia for 5 days, she would have had some wounds and would have been much thinner. She's still skinny, but not as if she hadn't eaten anything for 5 days.
-It was terrible, don't do that to us again, otherwise we'll die of fear.- said MJ and lightly punched Gweny (I'm just saying, Głenia) on the shoulder.
-Okay, so let's do a test? - Gwen asked.
-Well, it looks like some debris hit your head.- Glory commented and crossed her arms.
-Girl, you need to rest, you just got out of the hospital. "Reader, take her home," Betty said.
-No, girls.- Gwen tried to deny.
-No, not girls. We know that sometimes you overwork yourself and that's okay, but this is too much. You go home and try to rest, only then can you come to the next rehearsal. - Glory decided.
-Definitely? We're playing soon and… - Gwen didn't finish.
-Don't worry, we know you know the song by heart, now go. And don't you dare come back tired. - MJ demanded and wagged her finger.
-Okay, okay, bye. - Gwen said goodbye and left the building with me.
I looked at her curiously.
-So you were trapped under the building for 5 days? - I asked her.
-Yes, very unpleasant experience.- she commented as we headed to her house.
-Must have, strange that Spider-woman was nowhere to be found at the same time. Don't you think?- I asked with a raised eyebrow.
-Yeah…. Weird…- Gwen commented awkwardly. I dragged her by the hand into the alley.
-What are you doing?- Gwen asked, confused.
-You're Spider-woman.- I said and crossed my arms.
-What????? Me????!!!!! Impossible! - Gwen replied, showing her not-so-great acting.
-Come on, take it. Gweny, whenever Spider-Woman is there, you're gone. And when you disappear for a week, so does she. And what's more, your silhouettes are exactly the same. Don't lie anymore.- I said.
-It's kind of true. But it doesn't mean anything.- Gwen defended herself. I could read in her eyes that she was afraid of the truth.
-Okay, no, is no. You only lie. - I said furiously and started to walk alone to the exit from the alley.
-Reader!- Gwen called my name and grabbed my hand. I turned to her and she kissed me.
After a while, I kissed him back. When we ran out of air, we separated our mouths and started taking deep breaths. Gwen hugged me tightly.
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Miles will be from 42.
Miles will be Miles from 1610.
Part one:
Song: Just like fire, by Pink.
I encourage to order and read. ;).
-Reader, would you like some tea? - said a voice from another room.
I i
What happened in the last part?
Aron left the room saying something to him and after a while he came out… Prowler?
Oh, what's a girl to do.
He got close to Miles and said something while taking off his mask. Wait, is that?
Just like fire burning up the way.
If I could light the world up for just one day.
Watch this madness, colorful charade.
Miles?
No one can be just like me any way!
End of reminder.
It's probably a mistake. It's not even remotely possible. Miles isn't bad, he always helps everyone, yes he has a bad temper sometimes, but to be a villain?
Pull yourself together Reader. You have to separate your private life from the one with a mask. Even though it seems impossible now, it has to be done.
I adjusted the mask on my face and took a deep breath. We have to save-- I didn't finish the monologue because I heard a small explosion.
I looked out the window again and saw Miles use electricity or something to attack Miles. Miles jumped to the ceiling and tried to jump out of the window where I was. When he jumped out, I quickly grabbed his costume and started swinging with him.
-Who are you?!- Miles asked me, trying to get away from me.
-Reader. Miles, do you realize what earth you are on? - I asked him and still held him tightly.
-Not really.- he replied numbly.
-You are on Earth 42, where you are… the villain. This is not your earth. - I said and looked behind me. Miles chased me with his uncle.
-Can you swing well now? - I asked him while running away.
-Yes! I've been Spider-man for almost a year! - he said, still holding on to me.
-Do you have a mask?- I asked, still avoiding the bullets flying at me.
-In a jacket!- he shouted at me.
-The plan is that you run away, fly as close to the police station as possible and if he stops chasing you, sit on the roof of the police station and try not to get shot. - I said and as soon as I was at the highest point in the air I could, I let him go and kept swinging.
Miles fled towards the police station and, as I suspected, Aron followed him. Miles was on my tail constantly shooting. I did a lot of dodging until I saw a big old building. I flew into it and prepared for the attack.
After a second, Miles flew into me and they stood in a defensive pose.
-I wanted to ask you how you knew where I was. It shows that you proprably have a chip in your friend. - he commented and we started walking around.
-Maybe I have it, maybe I don't, but I can tell you one thing now, Miles Morales, you're wasting yourself.- I said seriously, trying not to show weakness.
-You don't know how many times I've heard that. I know whether it is a waste or not. Anyway, it's a pity that you saw who I am now, I'll really have to kill you. - he said and shot at me. I dodged.
-Do you know that if you do this, you will completely fuck up your universe? - I asked him.
-So this is about the universe? So this guy is some other me? Strange, I thought he was my clone.- he commented.
-Miles, I know we don't have a good relationship, but try for the sake of the universe. You may not believe me, but a bad thing happened in your universe last year. Very. And because of this thing, this universe was doomed, but I came and saved it. Understand. - I said, trying to be serious and kind to some extent.
Miles didn't speak for a moment. Finally he sighed.
-What's going on with this clone?- he asked me and crossed his arms.
-He's just in the wrong place at the wrong time, I guess… - I said.
-How so? - he asked me.
-No one really told me what it was about, but I had heard about an anomaly that had something to do with it. It was very strong… But there will be proprably a fight here. - I grabbed my head.
-Scale?- he asked me.
-Depends. I think it will take the upper fifth avenue. Looking at other universes, that's where the most important fights take place, I said.
-Upper fifth Avenue? Reader lives there. I have to get her.- he said and headed to the window.
-You don't have to.- I replied and he turned to me.
-Why don't I have to? This is my girlfriend. What if something happens to her?! - he asked me and got angry.
-You know, you're not very good at guessing. And I'm sorry I didn't drink tea then.- I said.
-What do you mean?- he asked me, probably reaching some conclusions.
-Think, genius.- I said. Well, to be so delulu. I can't believe I smashed him.
-Were you stalking me and my girlfriend?- he asked and I slapped my forehead. I'm starting to believe that some people must have delulu in their genes.
I took off my mask.
-Satisfied?- I asked and raised my hands.
-Reader? You? But… But… How is that possible? - he asked. He was seriously shocked.
-Miles, I have to tell the truth. I am not from Earth 42. My universe was destroyed by a certain person… As an 'apology' I was given this universe to live in. In this universe, spider-man couldn't become spider-man because of a certain incident, so to keep the balance, I stayed here. - I said with guilt.
-Who was supposed to be Spider-man?- Miles asked me.
-You, but I had no idea you would become a Prowler.- I replied.
Miles looked down. His mask electrically came off his face. Tears were falling from his eyes. I ran to him and hugged him.
-If I became Spider-man, would dad be alive?- he asked me.
-Probably yes.- I replied and he started crying into my shoulder.
-Everything will be fine.- I said quietly.
From now on we will work together no ma--
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Three bullets hit my back. Miles looked at me in horror and then behind me. He took me in his arms and started shouting something.
I don't know what is happening… I'm tired… Why is everything so muffled? I don't know. I want to go home…
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Miles will be from 42.
Miles will be Miles from 1610.
Part one:
Song: Just li
-Reader, would you like some tea? - said a voice from another room.
I ignored him. I didn't want to answer when I was listening to my favorite song.
I know that I'm running out of time. I want it all…
The footsteps approached my room and stopped in front of it.
“Are you going to hang there all day?” Miles asked me. My boyfriend of two months. I was just hanging from a sash while practicing aerial sport. It was a combination of gymnastics, dance acrobatics and strength training. I had to do it to stay in shape. Spider-woman needs to train from time to time.
And I'm wishing they'd stop tryingna turn me off. I want it all…
-It's better to hang on a wire than on a line. - I commented and made another pose in which I was upside down. Of course, Miles doesn't know that I'm the hero of New York. He has a specific opinion about heroes.
-So, are you finally going to take part in some competition? You can do all this, but you don't want to show it off. - Miles said and put the cup of tea on the shelf. He walked up to me and directed me towards him.
-You know, it's all money. You need a costume, a personal trainer, a manager and everything. - I made an excuse that was somewhat true in a way. I can't appear on TV as Reader. Someone might recognize my body structure or the technique of my movements.
-I understand, but you have money like no other.- he commented, looking around the room.
-Yes, but my parents are frugally frugal.- another excuse. It's not like they bought me 20 Sims expansions and promise me more for the red bar.
-Yes, thrifty and they bought it for you.- Miles said and pointed to the sash. Fuck, the fucking son of a bitch has eyes. Fucking bottom.
-Well, I promised them that I would keep my virginity until marriage.- I said. I lie like crazy. But well, I'm like a priest who tells Catholics that he didn't touch any children. And he touched.
-Yeah something that doesn't exist anymore.- Miles laughed and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
-Just like altar boys.- I laughed. My 'watch' beeped, so I got off the sash.
And I'm walking on a wire trying to go higher, feels like I'm surrounded by clowns and liars. Even If I give it all away, I want it all.
"Do you have anything planned again?" Miles asked me and crossed his arms. This happened to me very often, that someone from the spiderverse needed me.
-Yeah, I have to help Jurek cut wood.- I said in the crowd. I quickly went to the hall and started putting on my shoes. I quickly took my backpack and opened the door.
-But everyone here- Miles didn't finish.
-Bye!- I said and ran out the door.
-They live in blocks…-
I quickly put on my costume in an alley, automatically (electrically).
We came here to run it, run it, run it.
I climbed the building and looked down.
We came here to run it, run it, run it.
I jumped and started swinging on the buildings.
Just like fire, burning up the way, If I can light the world up for just one day.
The feelings are the same as always. Excitement, disbelief and happiness.
Watch this madness, colorful charade.
And this one highest jump through which I can see the whole of New York
No one can be just like me any way.
I see so much and nothing, but it's still not enough, I will do this for the rest of my life.
Just like magic, I'll be flying free.
I remember the first time I did it and everyone was looking at me.
I'ma disappear when they come for me.
They look at me now too, but not like they did then.
I kick that ceiling what you're gonna say.
Then I was seen as something new, unpredictable and unknown…
No one can be just like me any way.
And now, I am hope.
Just like fire.
I entered the old building through the window. I don't want to risk some random guy having an existential crisis. I pressed something on the watch and Gwen's hologram came out.
-Hi Gwen, nice to see you. What's up? - I asked.
-You have to help me. "Seriously," she said nervously.
-Who do I need to fuck up? - I asked.
-That's not the point. See, I have to go to planet 1610 and--
-See your boyfriend?- I asked ;)
-No… Not only that. I also need to see some anomaly and I want to spend some time there with Miles. Can you cover for me? You know, if Miguel asks you where I am, tell him it's just too late and it's okay because he means he won't believe me - she asked hopefully.
-Sure, just don't confuse it with mine.- I joked.
-All right. Thank you. Bye, she said and hung up.
-Bye…. Time for patrol… - I said and jumped out of the window (dream).
And people like to laugh at you cause they are all the same. See I would rather we just go our diffrent way and play the game.
I entered my house after a few hours of patrol. I can finally chill out.
And no matter the weather we can do it better, you and me together forever and ever. We don't have to worry about a thing no.
I looked down and Miles' shoes were gone. I feel a bit bad now that it turned out this way. I left it at my house, I would feel weird if someone did that to me.
Beep.
We came here to run it, run it, run it.
I looked at my watch.
We came here to run it, run it, run it.
-What's going on again?- I asked tired and irritated.
-Miles, he's in danger,- Gwen said nervously.
-Which Miles?- I asked her.
-There's a good chance two. My Miles is in your universe and I think he might be in your Miles' apartment.- she replied. Fucking hell, whoa. What the fuck am I going to do? Well, of course I will save him. What if Miles has a heart attack or something when he sees himself but not himself? My love interest might fucking die.
-Okay, I'll go get him. - I said and was about to hang up.
-Wait, don't bring it to HQ.- she stopped me.
-Why?- I asked her.
-Just, I'll explain later. Okay?-
-Okay, but you have a slight debt. Bye, I said and hung up.
Now I have to save my lady in trouble. It happens to the best Sigmas.
Just like fire burning up the way.
If I could light the world up for just one day.
Watch this madness colorful charade.
No one can be just like me any way.
Just like magic, I'll be flying free.
I'ma disappear when they come for me.
I kick that ceiling what you're gonna say.
No one can be just like me any way.
Just like fire.
I climbed into Miles' room through the window. Nothing new, it has its own figures and other things.
-Oh, Reader. What are you doing here so late? - the woman who opened the door to Miles' room asked me. It was his mother, Rio.
-Good evening. Do you know where Miles is? - I asked her with a smile.
-He was here about an hour ago and went with Uncle Aron. Did you help him undo his braids?" she asked me.
-What--? Oh yeah, sure. It took a long time. I'll be going now.- I said.
I said goodbye to my probably future mother-in-law and went to the roof of the building.
If Miles didn't have braids, it means Mrs. Rio didn't see our Miles. I need to see Aron's apartment.
I put on my costume and started heading towards Uncle Aron's house.
So look, I came here to run it.
Just cause nobody's done it.
Y'all don't think I can run it.
But look I've been here I've done it.
Impossible please.
Watch I do it with ease.
You just gotta believe.
Come on come on with me.
I climbed onto the window but didn't go through it.
Oh, what's a girl to do.
I looked through it, but I didn't really realize what the situation was.
Oh, what's a girl to do.
I saw Miles without his braids, i.e. 1610, tied to a punching bag.
Oh, what's a girl to do.
Aron left the room saying something to him and after a while, came out… Prowler?
Oh, what's a girl to do.
He got close to Miles and said something while taking off his mask. Wait, is that?
Warnings: I think there might be some bad words but i don't remember.
Song: Black Sheep by Metric.
Oh yeah... Oh yeah! Oh yeahhh!!!
Hello
-What if your old man found out that we are dating?- Hobie asked and looked at me with a stupid smile.
-He would kill me first, then you, and then himself. Why are you so eager to speculate? - I answered the question with a question. We sat on the roof of my dad's base. Right on the glass to which we are attached.
-I just can't? By the way, who is your favorite singer? - he asked while looking at the sky.
-Of course Rihanna. Even if Beyonce and Gwen St-- I didn't finish because Hobie interrupted me.
-Stacy?- he asked with a hint of hope.
-No, Stefani. In our universe, Gwen Stacy maybe doesn't exist. - I answered for him and made a bored face.
-It's a pity, Gwen was my favorite rock star in my universe.- he said and started playing with his mask.
-Was? Did something happen or did you find a new mentor? - I asked him and put my hand on his shoulder.
-She died, but that happens all the time. Someone from another universe dies and someone is born. - he said and squeezed my hand on the shoulder.
-It happens or doesn't happen and it still hurts so much. I hope I'm in a universe where I won't be another tragic death for my dad. - I replied and sighed.
-It would be a tragic death not only for him. You're not alone, baby girl. - he said and took out the guitar behind his back.
-What are you doing?- I asked and moved my hand away.
-Do you want to sing something? - he asked with a banana up on his face.
-What about it?- I laughed.
-I don't know. Maybe choose. Don't worry, no one will hear us. - he said and started to fix his electric guitar.
-Maybe Zombie by Cranberries?- I asked him and he started playing without a word. After a while of introduction, I started singing.
Another head hangs lowly.
Child is slowly taken.
And the violence caused such silence.
Who are we mistaken?
The first words were like a warm-up. Hobie lightly pointed at my mouth with his finger, telling me to open it more.
But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
In your head, in your head, they are fighting.
With their tanks and their bombs.
And their bombs, and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying.
I watched the sun set slowly. It was difficult for me to sing without one point of view, so I took it as one of the clouds.
In your head, in your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie.
What's in your head?
In your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie.
I remembered how whenever I sang in my room, my dad never complained about it. Because he was always somewhere else.
Another mother's breakin', heart is taking over.
When the violence causes silence.
We must be mistaken.
I understand that being Spiderman is an important job, but being a dad is also important. I always didn't like the babysitters he changed for me every year. They were always extremely nice to me just because they wanted to sleep with him. Disgusting.
It's the same old theme, since 1916.
In your head, in your head, they're still fighting.
With their tanks and their bombs.
And their bombs, and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are dying.
I met Hobie shortly after I turned 16 and wanted to work in my father's 'company'. The guy always knew how to get into the heart. He encouraged me to do many things, such as singing in front of an audience, riding a motorcycle, jumping off the Statue of Liberty. It was always fun with him.
In your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie.
What's in your head?
In your head.
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie.
About 3 months later we started dating. Everyone on the base knew about it except my father. I didn't want to know what would happen if he found out that two people from different universes were dating. For now, I can rest assured about this because we don't have any snitches at HQ.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a...
I finished the song and leaned on Hobi's shoulder.
How about we stay here forever, away from everyone? - he asked philosophically and stroked my head.
-I would like to, I would really like to, but it's not possible…-
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