Gay stoner

18 yr old in Cali whose a bit of a whore. Follow me on snap:alexdrake_xxx and on Twitter: alexdrakexxx

[alexdrakexxx]

Looking for a BF😂

You just have to be a guy with a pulse and have the balls to hit me up and take me on a date. 💗💗 please either live in LA or even better Whittier lol

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

why am i seeing money Susie at 1 am on my dash and it’s being used unironically

[daddyr-and-boyk]

😂

[air-ruh]

[lohkaydraws]

Free hugs. And kisses.

[featherywingss]

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The first time you use a dildo and you can feel the spirit of all your ho friends supporting you:

[cornygirlfriend]

not to be horny on main but i wanna be loved

[timebattlemage]

[bob-belcher]

[starshapes]

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

after you cum and you can physically feel your rationality returning to your body 

[salty-red-mage]

I HATE THIS

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

GRANDMA!

[zjayspov]

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

[cloudfreed]

gramma esther destroyed him

[shodaw]

If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now

[softtitlita]

[zeph16]

Or Starfire

[homosexualontheloose]

What about beast boy?

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If you liked Teen Titans in general you’re gay now

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[sxcculent-daddy-deactivated2022]

[rodrickheffeley]

Tom Holland: Spiderman can be gay

Marvel/Sony:

[wizardjpeg]

oops! i’m delightful

[running-with-toast]

i wish I had that kinda self confidence, wizardjpeg. we could all learn a thing or two from you

[wizardjpeg]

thanks. i can shut down each of my organs through “power of will” alone

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time