Sippy on my slushy :)

[max-mayfield-offical]

We should invite that girl you hang around with to judge with us

indeed also hi billy

[jane-hopper-offical]

is this about me or

[max-mayfield-offical]

i think you

[richietrashmouth-offical]

Yo, Mayfield! Can I join too?

[max-mayfield-offical]

not if you call me mayfield you piece of shit

[richietrashmouth-offical]

well, aren't you just lovely? I think we'll get along swell.

[max-mayfield-offical]

somehow i agree 🖕

[rockin-robin-offical]

@mike-wheeler-offical first @richietrashmouth-official steals ur bf and now he's coming for your weird platonic bullying thing with max

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i’m not joking when i say soon i’ll have blood on my hands

[baldesteag1e]

Don't you already? WE KNOW what you did to Carlton!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

wow! hey! he’s still alive, right??

[baldesteag1e]

IS HE REALLY??? Because last time I checked, he ghosted @gayestcody and went MIA, right after you picked a fight with him. That is HELL OF A COINCIDENCE, if you ask me!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i SWEAR, i didn't do anything!! @c4rlt0n-offical youre ALIVE, right?

[baldesteag1e]

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i didnt DO IT!!!

[baldesteag1e]

Your sad lost boy puppy dog thing won't sway a man with DECADES of experience in investigative journalism!!! I see through you just as I saw through your other sister!!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

[baldesteag1e]

THESE are the only eyes that work on me

[alexei-offical]

-hi :)

[baldesteag1e]

❤️❤️❤️

@alivest-alexei познакомься со своим двойником из параллельной вселенной

[alexei-offical]

-I also have a friend of mine here too! :D

-Though he's not like you >:(

[baldesteag1e]

Я знаю его? Надеюсь, он не враг народа???

[alexei-offical]

-Kinda..? H-he's good now though!

[max-mayfield-offical]

We should invite that girl you hang around with to judge with us

indeed also hi billy

[jane-hopper-offical]

is this about me or

[max-mayfield-offical]

i think you

[richietrashmouth-offical]

Yo, Mayfield! Can I join too?

[max-mayfield-offical]

not if you call me mayfield you piece of shit

[richietrashmouth-offical]

well, aren't you just lovely? I think we'll get along swell.

[max-mayfield-offical]

somehow i agree 🖕

[rockin-robin-offical]

@mike-wheeler-offical first @richietrashmouth-official steals ur bf and now he's coming for your weird platonic bullying thing with max

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i’m not joking when i say soon i’ll have blood on my hands

[baldesteag1e]

Don't you already? WE KNOW what you did to Carlton!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

wow! hey! he’s still alive, right??

[baldesteag1e]

IS HE REALLY??? Because last time I checked, he ghosted @gayestcody and went MIA, right after you picked a fight with him. That is HELL OF A COINCIDENCE, if you ask me!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i SWEAR, i didn't do anything!! @c4rlt0n-offical youre ALIVE, right?

[baldesteag1e]

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i didnt DO IT!!!

[baldesteag1e]

Your sad lost boy puppy dog thing won't sway a man with DECADES of experience in investigative journalism!!! I see through you just as I saw through your other sister!!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

[baldesteag1e]

THESE are the only eyes that work on me

[alexei-offical]

-hi :)

[baldesteag1e]

❤️❤️❤️

@alivest-alexei познакомься со своим двойником из параллельной вселенной

[alexei-offical]

-I also have a friend of mine here too! :D

-Though he's not like you >:(

[max-mayfield-offical]

We should invite that girl you hang around with to judge with us

indeed also hi billy

[jane-hopper-offical]

is this about me or

[max-mayfield-offical]

i think you

[richietrashmouth-offical]

Yo, Mayfield! Can I join too?

[max-mayfield-offical]

not if you call me mayfield you piece of shit

[richietrashmouth-offical]

well, aren't you just lovely? I think we'll get along swell.

[max-mayfield-offical]

somehow i agree 🖕

[rockin-robin-offical]

@mike-wheeler-offical first @richietrashmouth-official steals ur bf and now he's coming for your weird platonic bullying thing with max

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i’m not joking when i say soon i’ll have blood on my hands

[baldesteag1e]

Don't you already? WE KNOW what you did to Carlton!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

wow! hey! he’s still alive, right??

[baldesteag1e]

IS HE REALLY??? Because last time I checked, he ghosted @gayestcody and went MIA, right after you picked a fight with him. That is HELL OF A COINCIDENCE, if you ask me!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i SWEAR, i didn't do anything!! @c4rlt0n-offical youre ALIVE, right?

[baldesteag1e]

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i didnt DO IT!!!

[baldesteag1e]

Your sad lost boy puppy dog thing won't sway a man with DECADES of experience in investigative journalism!!! I see through you just as I saw through your other sister!!!!

[mike-wheeler-offical]

[baldesteag1e]

THESE are the only eyes that work on me

[alexei-offical]

-hi :)

[baby-dustin-offical]

Just realised I have no intro post

Other Rp accounts

@rockin-robin-offical

@max-mayfield-offical

@eddie-munson-offical

@nancy-wheeler-offical

@mike-wheeler-offical

@steve-harrington-offical

@dustin-henderson-offical

@holly-wheeler-offical

@lucassinclairoffical

@jane-hopper-offical

@erica-sinclair-offical

@surfer-argyle-offical

@joyce-byers-offical

@jim-hopper-offical

@billy-hargrove-offical

@alexei-offical

@demogorgon-offical

@c4rlt0n-offical

@grigori-offical

@willclericbyers-official

@vickie-dunne-official

@tammy-thompson-official

@chrissy-cunningham-official

@mind-flayer-official

@jonathanbyersofficial

@wsqk-offical

(Yes, I did just use the list posted by @eddie-munson-offical because im really lazy)

[alexei-offical]

-this baby. Is so cute.

-I might just pass out.

[jonathanbyersofficial]

jonathan byers. queer.

i <3 photography

hehim. single.

open to ship roleplay (not in dms)

feel free to tag + rp w/ this acc

[willclericbyers-official]

jonathaannn!!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

wiiiiiill!!!!

[alexei-offical]

-So... Estroge-?

*Gets hit by a frying pan going at Mach 10*

-Ow-!

[jim-hopper-offical]

Shut it Smirnoff!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

...im highly confused

[joyce-byers-offical]

same here...

[jonathanbyersofficial]

if i heard what was actually said I might understand more but it was... cut off

[alexei-offical]

-I was gonna say Es-

*Another mach 10 Frying pan*

-OW-!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

just impossible for you to finish a sentance huh <//3

[demogorgon-offical]

[Explanatory Chirps]

(MACH 10 FRYING PAN)

[Loud Snarling]

[jonathanbyersofficial]

WHAT IS WITH THE PANS??

[alexei-offical]

*Quietly points at Hopper. who is holding about a Kitchen's worth of Frying Pans.*

[jonathanbyersofficial]

why does hopper have pans???

[jim-hopper-offical]

Don't worry about it.

[alexei-offical]

-You just don't want us saying Estrog-

*Frying Pan*

-OW!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

jonathan byers. queer.

i <3 photography

hehim. single.

open to ship roleplay (not in dms)

feel free to tag + rp w/ this acc

[willclericbyers-official]

jonathaannn!!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

wiiiiiill!!!!

[alexei-offical]

-So... Estroge-?

*Gets hit by a frying pan going at Mach 10*

-Ow-!

[jim-hopper-offical]

Shut it Smirnoff!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

...im highly confused

[joyce-byers-offical]

same here...

[jonathanbyersofficial]

if i heard what was actually said I might understand more but it was... cut off

[alexei-offical]

-I was gonna say Es-

*Another mach 10 Frying pan*

-OW-!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

just impossible for you to finish a sentance huh <//3

[demogorgon-offical]

[Explanatory Chirps]

(MACH 10 FRYING PAN)

[Loud Snarling]

[jonathanbyersofficial]

WHAT IS WITH THE PANS??

[alexei-offical]

*Quietly points at Hopper. who is holding about a Kitchen's worth of Frying Pans.*

[jonathanbyersofficial]

jonathan byers. queer.

i <3 photography

hehim. single.

open to ship roleplay (not in dms)

feel free to tag + rp w/ this acc

[willclericbyers-official]

jonathaannn!!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

wiiiiiill!!!!

[alexei-offical]

-So... Estroge-?

*Gets hit by a frying pan going at Mach 10*

-Ow-!

[jim-hopper-offical]

Shut it Smirnoff!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

...im highly confused

[joyce-byers-offical]

same here...

[jonathanbyersofficial]

if i heard what was actually said I might understand more but it was... cut off

[alexei-offical]

-I was gonna say Es-

*Another mach 10 Frying pan*

-OW-!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

jonathan byers. queer.

i <3 photography

hehim. single.

open to ship roleplay (not in dms)

feel free to tag + rp w/ this acc

[willclericbyers-official]

jonathaannn!!!!

[jonathanbyersofficial]

wiiiiiill!!!!

[alexei-offical]

-So... Estroge-?

*Gets hit by a frying pan going at Mach 10*

-Ow-!

[willclericbyers-official]

honestly, who cares about gender 🙄

[eddie-munson-offical]

youre so right king fuck the system fuck conformity fuck the gender binary everybody make your relationship with gender weirder RIGHT NOW

[surfer-argyle-offical]

That's what I've been sayinggg

Gender is just a social construct mannn

[alexei-offical]

[Russian Agreement]

[embarrassed russian mumbling]

[willclericbyers-official]

honestly, who cares about gender 🙄

[eddie-munson-offical]

youre so right king fuck the system fuck conformity fuck the gender binary everybody make your relationship with gender weirder RIGHT NOW

[willclericbyers-official]

see, this is what I can get on with 😼

I’ve been told my whole life I’m not “masculine enough”, well fuck that! I really don’t care, at least not anymore!

[eddie-munson-offical]

hell yeah

[mind-gayer-official]

...

What is a Gender

[alexei-offical]

-Something that... is very weird. truthfully.

[willclericbyers-official]

hmm.. I’ve kind of been wanting to get some ear piercings..

@mike-wheeler-offical @rockin-robin-offical @lucassinclairoffical @jane-hopper-offical @max-mayfield-offical @dustin-henderson-offical

what do we think? :-3

[joyce-byers-offical]

Will.

[willclericbyers-official]

MOM?!

uuh- I was totally going to ask you if I could get piercings first!!! ahaha…

[mike-wheeler-offical]

MRS BYERS?!!?

[willclericbyers-official]

save me mike 😃

sooo Who told my mom about tumblr…

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i don’t know!! my mom apparently found tumblr too.. i guess we gotta act a bit more pg now?😅

HELP US!!!

[jim-hopper-offical]

Yes you do, kid.

[mike-wheeler-offical]

…

Hopper.

PLEASE NO

i-i’m sorry for kissing all your kids so much…

[jim-hopper-offical]

I'll let it slide... for now.

But, on that topic, Where is El?

[mike-wheeler-offical]

Eleven? Uhhh.. i haven’t seen her in a hot second. She’s usually with Max.

@jane-hopper-offical

[jane-hopper-offical]

dude what are our parents doing here 😐

[eddie-munson-offical]

i personally am happy about this now i have even more people to flirt with 😍😍😍

[jim-hopper-offical]

Aaand hell no.

[eddie-munson-offical]

jim you are breaking my heart 💔💔 did last night mean nothing to you

[alexei-offical]

-Are we all just ignoring the flickering lights right now?

[willclericbyers-official]

hmm.. I’ve kind of been wanting to get some ear piercings..

@mike-wheeler-offical @rockin-robin-offical @lucassinclairoffical @jane-hopper-offical @max-mayfield-offical @dustin-henderson-offical

what do we think? :-3

[joyce-byers-offical]

Will.

[willclericbyers-official]

MOM?!

uuh- I was totally going to ask you if I could get piercings first!!! ahaha…

[mike-wheeler-offical]

MRS BYERS?!!?

[willclericbyers-official]

save me mike 😃

sooo Who told my mom about tumblr…

[alexei-offical]

[Man speaking Russian Smugly]

[willclericbyers-official]

O-O

WHO ARE YOU??

[alexei-offical]

[Man speaking Russian]

[willclericbyers-official]

hmm.. I’ve kind of been wanting to get some ear piercings..

@mike-wheeler-offical @rockin-robin-offical @lucassinclairoffical @jane-hopper-offical @max-mayfield-offical @dustin-henderson-offical

what do we think? :-3

[joyce-byers-offical]

Will.

[willclericbyers-official]

MOM?!

uuh- I was totally going to ask you if I could get piercings first!!! ahaha…

[mike-wheeler-offical]

MRS BYERS?!!?

[willclericbyers-official]

save me mike 😃

sooo Who told my mom about tumblr…

[alexei-offical]

[Man speaking Russian Smugly]

[rockin-robin-offical]

Question!!! why does @steve-harrington-offical never post??

cause he's a bitch

(ooc: so my irl gf AHH I LOVE HER runs it and she's like never online, so she's either giving it away or catching up on notifs)

[steve-harrington-offical]

(ooc)

no but actually guys i'm gonna start posting now i promise

[erica-sinclair-offical]

nah I think u just a bitch buddy

[steve-harrington-offical]

damn, you'd think after i babysat you in a russian base for days we would have some kind of bond but i guess not

[alexei-offical]

-Considering it was a Russian base, there would be no bonding allowed.

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/ooc hi this is my second offical blog because honestly why not

my first was @reminders-offical so check that out because that intro post also applies to this blog

basic dni’s, mod pronouns are he/him but blog pronouns can be whatever you feel like, mod is a minor, etc

this was mainly made because im obsessed with spamton’s manner of speaking and i felt like itd be fun to do that too :3

oh yeah my tags

commercial airs - me speaking

commercial recall - me speaking out of character

commercial suggestions - me responding to asks

commercial reblogs - me reblogging a post or interacting with other officals

so yeah youre welcome to send me whatever you want, stuff like product pitches (things for me to make commercials of)... among other things i cant think of

i heard that officals tag other officals to get known so ill do that

sorry for anyone who didnt want to be tagged 💔

@satans-mum-offical @cool-guy-offical @laciffo-natas @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @whale-offical @who-offical @narrator-guy-offical @notebook-official @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hallucinations-offical @evil-neutral-offical @emo-spongeboy-offical @egg-offical @existence-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rockin-robin-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @the-caretaker-offical @the-fake-id-official @thefogiscoming-offical @fox-offical @man-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @fanta-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @mold-offical @monosodium-glutamate-official @da-police-offical @dying-pen-offical @dominos-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @gacha-life-offical @gaslamp-offical

[alexei-offical]

-I wanna watch Woody Woodpecker.