You don't mess around with Jim

[jim-hopper-offical]

This is the ex-chief of police for Hawkins.

I'm here to keep you idiots safe.

Don't do anything dumb, alright?

Three rules here;

Stay safe

Have fun

And for God's sake El, Keep the door open three inches.

[jim-hopper-offical]

Hi you'd never guess who this is

CAN I PLEASE GET WITH WILL 🙏🙏🙏

I'll leave the door open 3 inches I swear

Will? With 3 Inch open door? This is contradictory because Will is gay and El is a girl and the one I set that rule for... and subsequently removed.

[jim-hopper-offical]

[The static on the walkie talkie radio flickers from high to low volume over and over, the sound continuing on and on. It continues this for a moment before the voice of a teen girl comes through the static]

Please work please work please work- Sara Hopper here from an unknown weird Dimension 011 found, is anybody there? I repeat, is anybody there?

@living-dead-girl020

S-sara?

Yes. I'm here.

[pirate-untitled]

"Holy shit it actually worked! Oh my gosh this amazing-"

[Sara did not seem to yet recognize her father's voice. Hell its been 7 years since Hopper last had to witness his daughter pass away. Was this really her? And if it was where the hell did she learn to swear?]

"Hi! Hello! I-I apologize for this, its been a while since I've talked to someone heh. Wow! Ahem, thank you for picking up this signal, are you with the government or not?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“Langua-” *Clears Through* “Sorry, Force of Habit.”

“Not exactly, But I might still be able to help.”

[pirate-untitled]

"As long as you dont report this to them, I'm good! Do so, I'm throwing hands. What do you mean by help?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“I've helped kids escape a military base and another dimension, Does that say anything?”

[pirate-untitled]

"That says plenty! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, I might be able to leave! Who am I speaking to? Over."

[jim-hopper-offical]

“This is Jim Hopper, kid. Over.”

[pirate-untitled]

"Thats wonder-"

[The line went silent. A low static replaced the energetic voice, it almost was like the line had been cut off. Her voice returned.]

"...Dad is this you...?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“Uh, Yup.”

“Could you Describe what's Around you? I need to know if you're in danger.”

[jim-hopper-offical]

[The static on the walkie talkie radio flickers from high to low volume over and over, the sound continuing on and on. It continues this for a moment before the voice of a teen girl comes through the static]

Please work please work please work- Sara Hopper here from an unknown weird Dimension 011 found, is anybody there? I repeat, is anybody there?

@living-dead-girl020

S-sara?

Yes. I'm here.

[pirate-untitled]

"Holy shit it actually worked! Oh my gosh this amazing-"

[Sara did not seem to yet recognize her father's voice. Hell its been 7 years since Hopper last had to witness his daughter pass away. Was this really her? And if it was where the hell did she learn to swear?]

"Hi! Hello! I-I apologize for this, its been a while since I've talked to someone heh. Wow! Ahem, thank you for picking up this signal, are you with the government or not?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“Langua-” *Clears Through* “Sorry, Force of Habit.”

“Not exactly, But I might still be able to help.”

[pirate-untitled]

"As long as you dont report this to them, I'm good! Do so, I'm throwing hands. What do you mean by help?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“I've helped kids escape a military base and another dimension, Does that say anything?”

[pirate-untitled]

"That says plenty! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, I might be able to leave! Who am I speaking to? Over."

[jim-hopper-offical]

“This is Jim Hopper, kid. Over.”

[jim-hopper-offical]

[The static on the walkie talkie radio flickers from high to low volume over and over, the sound continuing on and on. It continues this for a moment before the voice of a teen girl comes through the static]

Please work please work please work- Sara Hopper here from an unknown weird Dimension 011 found, is anybody there? I repeat, is anybody there?

@living-dead-girl020

S-sara?

Yes. I'm here.

[pirate-untitled]

"Holy shit it actually worked! Oh my gosh this amazing-"

[Sara did not seem to yet recognize her father's voice. Hell its been 7 years since Hopper last had to witness his daughter pass away. Was this really her? And if it was where the hell did she learn to swear?]

"Hi! Hello! I-I apologize for this, its been a while since I've talked to someone heh. Wow! Ahem, thank you for picking up this signal, are you with the government or not?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“Langua-” *Clears Through* “Sorry, Force of Habit.”

“Not exactly, But I might still be able to help.”

[pirate-untitled]

"As long as you dont report this to them, I'm good! Do so, I'm throwing hands. What do you mean by help?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“I've helped kids escape a military base and another dimension, Does that say anything?”

[jim-hopper-offical]

[The static on the walkie talkie radio flickers from high to low volume over and over, the sound continuing on and on. It continues this for a moment before the voice of a teen girl comes through the static]

Please work please work please work- Sara Hopper here from an unknown weird Dimension 011 found, is anybody there? I repeat, is anybody there?

@living-dead-girl020

S-sara?

Yes. I'm here.

[pirate-untitled]

"Holy shit it actually worked! Oh my gosh this amazing-"

[Sara did not seem to yet recognize her father's voice. Hell its been 7 years since Hopper last had to witness his daughter pass away. Was this really her? And if it was where the hell did she learn to swear?]

"Hi! Hello! I-I apologize for this, its been a while since I've talked to someone heh. Wow! Ahem, thank you for picking up this signal, are you with the government or not?"

[jim-hopper-offical]

“Langua-” *Clears Through* “Sorry, Force of Habit.”

“Not exactly, But I might still be able to help.”

[detectiveweaver-official-deacti]

"Haven't you thought about retirement?"

@jim-hopper-offical

[jim-hopper-offical]

No sir, I have not... Why do you ask?

[detectiveweaver-official-deacti]

Raport about town.

Detective Weaver was sitting at home writing a report about the city. "After a few days in town, I have the following conclusions. The sheriff in town is Jim Hopper, who has a daughter and is dating with @joyce-byers-offical. There's also a radio station in town run by someone named @rockin-robin-offical, and I think @vickie-dunne-official is her girlfriend, but I'll double-check that. I'll also check on the radio station and see if it can be legally shut down. Returning to Jim Hopper, we'll try to get him retired. The town needs fresh blood. I've also met, though not directly, a certain @dustin-henderson-offical, who I need to be careful of because he can be a threat in the scientific field. He has a friend named @steve-harrington-offical, who is always there to help Dustin, and that can be exploited. There is also @lucassinclairoffical, who has a sister, @erica-sinclair-offical, and a girlfriend, @max-mayfield-offical, who is quite the mouthpiece, but so far I haven't noticed anything suspicious about these people. I'll get to the Wheeler family, Karen and her daughters, later. For now, I've only spoken with @holly-wheeler-offical briefly. It will be more difficult with older @nancy-wheeler-offical because she is suspicious. I would like to get to know better @mind-flayer-official, @henry-creel-offical and I hope we can meet and talk about a common cause. My mission now is to see what each of them likes and through that become friends with them. "

[jim-hopper-offical]

Hello there to you too.

[crowley-offical]

Wha- What? An intro post? I don't need it, surely! Ohhh fine.

I'm Crowley. Fallen Angel- flaw with that one, I never actually fell. just ... sauntered vaguely downwards. I'm NOT friends with an angel known as Aziraphale he is my worst enemy. He was trying to purify the antichrist while I was trying to nurture his evilness. ended up making him an ordinary neutral human with superpowers....

DNI-

Mod is a minor so no NSFW accounts, spam bots etc

I am very sorry for your situation, but I can't give money to people as I am not in a situation to be able to donate, so please don't ask for money

Trump supporters- i know this account is literally a Demon, but even Crowley disapproves of Trump, I guarantee it

Transphobes

Homophobes

I think thats all on the list but ive probably missed something out

other accounts used by this mod-

@timekeeper-offical

@creator-immortalus-offical

@sometimesagenderlessvoid

(back in character now) I believe that new arrivals to the hellsite tag a bunch of officals? let me try!

@backstory-character-offical @supervillain-offical @mind-flayer-official @evilpineapple-offical @superhero-official @jim-hopper-offical @satan-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @eredin-offical @seraphim-offical @metatron-offical

[jim-hopper-offical]

Hello..?

[mind-gayer-official]

Not one of ours.

[jim-hopper-offical]

I didn't say anything along those lines.

[crowley-offical]

Wha- What? An intro post? I don't need it, surely! Ohhh fine.

I'm Crowley. Fallen Angel- flaw with that one, I never actually fell. just ... sauntered vaguely downwards. I'm NOT friends with an angel known as Aziraphale he is my worst enemy. He was trying to purify the antichrist while I was trying to nurture his evilness. ended up making him an ordinary neutral human with superpowers....

DNI-

Mod is a minor so no NSFW accounts, spam bots etc

I am very sorry for your situation, but I can't give money to people as I am not in a situation to be able to donate, so please don't ask for money

Trump supporters- i know this account is literally a Demon, but even Crowley disapproves of Trump, I guarantee it

Transphobes

Homophobes

I think thats all on the list but ive probably missed something out

other accounts used by this mod-

@timekeeper-offical

@creator-immortalus-offical

@sometimesagenderlessvoid

(back in character now) I believe that new arrivals to the hellsite tag a bunch of officals? let me try!

@backstory-character-offical @supervillain-offical @mind-flayer-official @evilpineapple-offical @superhero-official @jim-hopper-offical @satan-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @eredin-offical @seraphim-offical @metatron-offical

[jim-hopper-offical]

Hello..?

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

Tag game. Get EVERYONE on tumblr to follow this account to keep up with the ai bubble

@randomroleplayer4269 @the-one-and-only-p1per @the-cheese-offical

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Can do

@reincarnated-gay-fox @radio-tower-offical @grandma-offical @god-the-offical @god-of-queers-official @fox-offical @tiny-fox-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @wereboobs-offical @sir-alan-of-trebond @seven-sins-offical @seraphim-offical @seriouslythisisagoodname @unsatan-offical @satan-offical @salt-offical @pipes-offical @void-of-calcium @hexane-nightmares @hellsite-hall-of-fame @hell-offical @reincarnatedinfamouscreatures @jkl-fff @jim-hopper-offical @aardvarks-on-a-stick @a-fantastic-fox

[jim-hopper-offical]

Jack was transferred here as a new officer. He decided to drop in and say hello to the former officer. He knocked on Hopper's door.

Hey, what do you want?

[jackbarrellofficial-deactivated]

Hello, I'm a new police officer here. I wanted to ask if there's anything specific I should be aware of.

[jim-hopper-offical]

Well, you've come to the right place.

Come on in, We've got a lot to discuss about this town.

[jackbarrellofficial-deactivated]

"Thanks, I hope I'm not interrupting." Jack walked inside.

[jim-hopper-offical]

“Don't worry, You're not Interrupting anything.”

“Alright, first things first, Murray. He's surprisingly Smart for someone who looks like a crazed conspiracy theorist.”

[jim-hopper-offical]

Jack was transferred here as a new officer. He decided to drop in and say hello to the former officer. He knocked on Hopper's door.

Hey, what do you want?

[jackbarrellofficial-deactivated]

Hello, I'm a new police officer here. I wanted to ask if there's anything specific I should be aware of.

[jim-hopper-offical]

Well, you've come to the right place.

Come on in, We've got a lot to discuss about this town.

[jim-hopper-offical]

Jack was transferred here as a new officer. He decided to drop in and say hello to the former officer. He knocked on Hopper's door.

Hey, what do you want?

[jim-hopper-offical]

How do you feel about losing your wife/lover to Rockin' Robin?

Pissed off.

[eddie-munson-offical]

it's okay jim, i'll keep you company ;)

[jim-hopper-offical]

NOT. HELPING, MUNSON.

[jim-hopper-offical]

How do you feel about losing your wife/lover to Rockin' Robin?

Pissed off.

[callingfromtheotherside]

Dawg I cannot stop thinking about this tweet 😭

[mike-wheeler-offical]

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

[erica-sinclair-offical]

@jim-hopper-offical

[jim-hopper-offical]

Fuck you too, kid.