Alondra

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[execgoldiebillion]

Okay...

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[onceiwashere]

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

[chrisdoeslife]

My condolences to cilantro soap people

[cyanide-chicken]

autumn

[mia-memes]

Oh my God this is me, like, heterochromia and everything wtf

[notimpresedbythensfwbanarseholes]

weird to see mirror images of yourself, we NEED more heterochromia represtion in media damn it!

[wingkink]

We have this app for a family shopping list that any of us can add to and my dad keeps getting mad because my mum won’t stop adding a kitten to the list every time she updates it

[wingkink]

[wingkink]

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[beaps]

When you highkey just wanted a sugar daddy but end up being the First Lady

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

a platypus?

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

[jayce]

[jessiexnim]

B E V E R A G E

[novasaysacab]

Person A: “Why do you care?!”

Person B: “Because I love you!”

Me:

[thelovelylights]

Shoutout to all the straight girls that after finding out that their gal friends were into girls NEVER got weird about giving them hugs, holding hands, cuddling in front of the tv, dancing close at clubs. Basically still as physically affectionate as they always were. That’s how you ally ✌🏽

[thelovelylights]

Also the ones that are demanding selfies of your crush. The ones that want to hear every single detail of your dates from the romantic to the sexual. Who acknowledge that this is a part of you and fully embrace it.

[macden]

fan photos of the sunny cast & float at la pride 2018

[lumpatronics]

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

[quatara-moved]

me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”

[voreattorney]

[itnerlude]

happy pride month remember that bisexuals in m/f relationships are still a valid and important part of the lgbt community

[faked-potatoes]

Female pedophiles are just as bad as the male ones and they both deserve the same punishment

And you’re more than welcome to unfollow if you think otherwise 👍