[voreattorney]

our gc had an argument about the infamous thomas jefferson miku binder lore

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[sadmortician]

you’re in control now

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[jackabbot]

► bonus:

THE PITT 1.09 • 3:00 P.M.

[taylorkellyreporting]

this is killing me 😭

[possumtion]

My favorite girls ❤️ ❤️ and frank

[zuo-zz]

My girlfriend is an angel on earth what do you mean she wants to kill me 😷😷😷

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[hashtagdex]

news of year 5 got me like

[skullism]

I'M SO CALM AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS

source

[thesituation]

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

[thesituation]

under the right conditions

[maxfurshtappanleclair]

Charles Leclerc,is that you?

[thesituation]

yes it’s me, monacan f1 driver charles leclerc,i need your help to win my next race, all you have to do is send me the 16 numbers on the front of your debit card, the expiration, and the 3 numbers on the back

[veronicaneptunes]

A long time ago, we used to be friends... The Veronica Mars pilot aired 20 years ago today- on the 22nd of September, 2004.

[wallofgoats]

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[owlservice]

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

[sweetbouquetartisane]

Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

[kosmogrl]