Everything Other

Barista, art teacher. I'm basically a cat.

[sacred-portal]

[catchymemes]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[autumn--eliot]

Anglican graveyard, Newfoundland

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[cannibalchicken]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @1969chevycamaro

sure is

text: This is a Shitpost

[kaijuno]

[moonmoonthecrabking]

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

[yuriwinged]

the autistic experience of having to learn how to act excited when opening a gift in front of people

[amoraando]

[infected]

Templo Expiatorio del Santísimo Sacramento, Mexico by Rafael Cedano

[soups-ablaze]

its open wounds wednesday dont forget to bleed out

[greelin]

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[greelin]

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

[blackgirlmagicx]

[asoniccatapult]

do they expect me to stop him somehow?