you never walk alone

Alex, twenty-something, queer & weird. I survived grad school and will hopefully survive Round II: Archival Revenge. Hoping to write and be a librarian forever. Likes history, music, YA/SFF, yoga/fitness, and tea. I love Arrested Development, E. M. Forster and Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler, Josh Ritter and the Punch Brothers, cats, attractive people, Victorians, and amusing things. I am BTS trash. I wrote the One Week One Band weeks on Josh Ritter and the Punch Brothers. Feel free to say hi!

[lobisoma-deactivated20210910]

hey…

…got any grapes?

[platypusinplaid]

this is THE funniest punchline I’ve ever seen

[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[trueloveistreacherous]

Man, a year ago, I almost died and I’m exactly the same as I was before. A failure. You’re not a failure. You’re a dreamer.

[awwww-cute]

[paxamericana]

[princessrhcenyra]

[mostlydeadcowboy]

this was a wild ride from start to finish

[yinx1]

Still the best scene of the entire series

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[lexsfosters]

[notaficwriter]

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

[nickyvmlp]

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

[calkoscc-deactivated20181204]

Livin’ la Vida Loca

[brbjellyfishing]

a legend

[champagnemanagement]

For Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D), Garten said she would serve him “pulled pork shoulder with maple beans, cornbread, and a kale salad.”

For former Vice President Joe Biden, the host said she would make the former Delaware senator “something fun, like a lobster and clambake.”

And for President Trump, Garten was met with laughter after saying she would serve him “a subpoena.”

[batsonthebrain]

Ina worked in Washington, she knows her business.

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sluttyfranzkafka]

best review I’ve ever seen 

[lisbonsteresa]

I was a member of a 60-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called D A N C E D A N C E R E S O L U T I O N: We Resolve To Dance. One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight because I’d framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft, so he started a new dance crew called hashtag DougLife and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said, “Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight.” That night, as the clock struck 12:00, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before and slashed all their tires. It was dope. The end.

By

Jason Mendoza

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox