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hey gang. just got an official press release from the guys in charge of time and stuff. yeah they said it's become more efficient to split up the anthropocene into Pre-Minions (0000-1990 PM) and After Minions (1990 AM—). yeah no they're just pretty sure this is forever now so might as well pull the trigger.
holy shit oh my go what the fuck
it's real
chapter 5 of my post-bae pricefield fic, home is where, is up! expect character introspection, sad girls, and codependent lesbianism. in this chapter, max and chloe try to navigate max's new condition, and more daunting yet, family dinner.
read it here!
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Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
Are you now... or have you ever been.... the sleepious bug
Not beating the sleepious bug allegations!
You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.
What is your pet?
Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"
harrow the ninth disco elysium au where harrow wakes up from her lobotomy with retrograde amnesia and twenty-four voices in her head, one of which is gideon nav, and another is the body.
ORTUS: your mangled brain would like you to know that the thing at the end of a sword is called a pommel.
YOU: yeah? any news on my cavalier’s name? how about my mother?
ORTUS: nope. ORTUS: you’re welcome.
harrow the ninth disco elysium au where harrow wakes up from her lobotomy with retrograde amnesia and twenty-four voices in her head, one of which is gideon nav, and another is the body.
do you guys see my vision
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Dildos, Bottom Shane Hollander, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Ilya Rozanov, he gets both because in this house we don’t make bisexuals choose :3, Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Ilya Rozanov, Clone-a-willy Dildo, Penis Clone Dildo, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Competitive Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Summary:
“There’s no great way to ease into the conversation, so Ilya doesn’t try.
‘You should fuck me with the dildo of my cock.’
Shane, mid-unfortunately timed sip of ginger ale, splutters. 'I should what?’”
Shane and Ilya have a dildo clone of Ilya’s dick. Ilya wants to know how it feels to get fucked with it.
it's the way they're both batgirl & they call each other batgirl like it's the most natural thing in the world..... & so the line between them blurs.....
polaroid picture of the two batgirls posing together w a caption underneath that reads "me & batgirl" in two different sets of handwriting
"you're biased in favor of trans women" yes. i am. and i'm entirely right for it.
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