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[kissporsche]

Original Kinnporsche posts are in my kp orig tag, and writing is at boots writes!

I am tracking #userboots

[epikhightechnology]

The highlight of my miserable day was remembering how vegas sat down with his pants in the pool

Truly a moment of all time

[kinnporschegl]

welcome back to vegaspete sapphics have i ever mentioned that i am big fan of gl au pete being a dead eyed freak

[iwantoceans]

yes & no by Natalie Wee

(inspired by @kissporsche saying these lines reminded them of vegaspete)

[peanutbutterangelic]

making charts to explain show drama to friends

[usertoxicyaoi]

“Come on, Vegas. Kill me. I’ve got nothing left. Not even my humanity.” KINNPORSCHE (2022) : EPISODE 13.

[yoonmoonbii]

I know there's something deeper about the psychology behind Pete and Vegas fake smiles to each other while Pete is following Vegas/while Pete is working for the Major family. That being said, it's just so funny how they mask themselves around each other but don’t really attempt to commit to the mask.

Because Vegas just sees Pete as a lap dog for the Major Family, and he knows Pete is smart enough to know when Vegas is faking his charm, so Vegas just puts on that friendly fake smile on and says the craziest shit like "lets make merits together so we can see each in the next life" to who, essentially, is just some guy that works for his cousins. The way Vegas offers him food and pats him on the shoulders or on the back with that fake nice smile while Pete sees through it and has to kind of play along with it, even though he looks cautious because it's all a façade and Vegas can turn into a psycho as quickly as he smiles.

AND PETE! Pete has a lot of qualities as a body guard but following people is not one and he just has to put on that goofy smile and play the subordinate knowing damn well Vegas is not a dumbass whenever Vegas catches him. And Vegas just puts an innocent naive mask and goes along with Pete, as if they're friends and the situation is so comfortable.

It's hilarious. It’s peak comedy. It's everything I needed.

[musictooth]

#god i love the absolute chicken game of their fake smiles (via @waitforthestars)

#there's a moment when vegas and macau are forcing pete into the temple#and for a second pete gives vegas this PLEADING look like 'why the fuck are we doing this' and it's so funny#pete is lying. vegas is lying. they both know the other is lying.#the difference is that vegas is having fun with it and pete is just having The Worst Day (via @kissporsche)

#absolutely over the fucking moon about watching these two clowns honk their horns at each other for most of the show#vegas is just here to have a good time and smash a pie in pete's face and pete is honking a sad little wah-wah horn#gee mr vegas i sure hope that isn't a pie you're hiding behind your ba -- aw shucks#guess i never could have seen that coming!!#(pause for audience laughter)#their entire storyline is just clown-on-clown violence (via @minorfamilysupremacy)

#it's so fucking funny how they play this charade throughout the whole show right up until pete gets caught by ken#like bskssdjdkd they both know they're lying but they just go along with it bc it's what they're supposed to do#vegas loves to make pete squirm but has no motive to poke further as to why pete is putting on a mask on all the time#and pete is just a wild mix of scared and horny and wishes he would stop being send on these missions#to essentially get riled up every time and leave sexually confused#it's only when they're given reason to that the clown masks come off and boyyy then the real fun begins 🙃(via @trueplainhearts)

#had a vivid mental image of a video edit with all their moments of play pretend with a circus music on the background#everyone be thankful i dont have the editing skills to do it cause it would be terrible (via @stillqueerstillhere)

#they are both committing to the bit and i love that for them (via @futureexmrsmalcolm)

[epikhightechnology]

- If I die today, could it be you who kills me? - What the hell are you talking about? - I love you, Pete.

for @darcyisdelulu 🩶

ko-fi ✨️

[darcyisdelulu]

Thank you @kissporsche !!

Go show them some love!

[kissporsche]

Thank you for your kind review/recc!! 😭

[nerdycosplayaddict]

[lambhouse]

(are you sure you still want to play this evil little game?)

[x]

[swordsonnet]

[lambhouse]

as you wish

-- commissioned by @yujeong

[artfreaksmeout]

Inspired by episode 7, where both Vegas and Pete got sidetracked with their own mission and ended up making out instead.

[benson-bradley]

flirting: you look like you'd be vulnerable to getting stockholm syndrome

[musictooth]

(x)

[lambhouse]

event horizon