some ragrets

"don't be a bitter bitch, be a better bitch" haha that's where you are mistaken fool I can multitask and will excel at both

[str8boicore-deactivated20190112]

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

[neoridley-deactivated20161212]

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[stream]

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo

[wizardposting666]

[achievement-hunter]

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[hashtagparksandrec]

[a-splash-of-the-sun]

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious 

[lagonegirl]

This is art. A masterpiece, actually.

[lavraog]

A true American hero

[deezhandztho]

Iconic

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

They killed him. His name was Muhiyidin Moye.

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[twitblr]

Rest in peace king (x)

[animationsource]

[scary-stories]

Mary had a little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go.

She brought her lamb to school one day; The kids let out loud jeers. The children took her lamb away And Mary choked on tears.

Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was red with blood. She took its little body home And swore she’d hurt them good.

Mary knew that lambsblood called Things ancient, hidden, and deep. As Mary painted signs of old, Never did she weep.

Mary had a little lamb; It made her something scary. Now I dare you, look in a mirror And whisper “bloody Mary.”

Someone illustrated it click on “keep reading” to see the illustration:

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[lampsarepeopletoo]

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[schrutevshalpert]