No Shame In My Game

Sass- master Alexx @alexxinator

[andrewbelami]

[andrewbelami]

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

[fae-prince21]

She better call goofy with the good hair

[aguaman-deactivated20170531]

[champagnepupi-deactivated202005]

why are his shoes on the wrong feet?

[micdotcom]

Watch: Walter knows at least three words in sign language

[sleepingpigeon]

Oh my goodness @Pixar we need a movie about Walter and Julia

[floatingonthefloor]

[alexxinator-blog]

me: heyy whats your fav band?

boy: the beatles

me: *falls asleep*

[jabletown]

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

[twitterlols]

[twitterlols]

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[notchicken]

[sealxgod]

[alexxinator-blog]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[softwaring]

[cherrypitgoddess]

my latest 2016 aesthetic includes baby cows standing in fields of flowers

[untexting]

[basementdemo]

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

[chandlerbings]

[percychekov-deactivated20180908]

can we talk about the fact that taylor swift dragged her fans to court, made the bees disappear, took out Archduke Ferdinand and plunged the world into World War I?

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

She did??

[doctor979]

NO! But are we just gonna wait around until she does!?

[tastefullyoffensive]

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