8 Personalities

According to my last count, I have 8 personalities. Crowley, Logan, Castiel, the Doctor, Theta, Wade, Ben, and Jack.... You never wanna see Jack... Enjoy my insanity!

[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

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[belovedsheith]

I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can. These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.

[totally-relatable]

My relationship with my siblings

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[ruinedchildhood]

[izbirakin]

Sevdiğim kediler

[your-url-is-problematic]

sound on!!!

[rubykgrant]

I’m workin’ on my ROAR

[thatsthat24]

What a Deal 🗣

[ithelpstodream]

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

[twinklemelo]

we stan one muppet. and its janice

[kittehkats]

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

[mystisnykoto]

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

[keelime-art]

Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

[bettsplendens]

One of our cats comes and sleeps next to me when he sees that I’m not feeling well. If he’s in the kitchen when I come down for food with cramps or with a cold, he’ll follow me back upstairs and lay down on me and purr.

Cats are aloof animals who don’t put up with nonsense, will defend their boundaries with claws, and sometimes like to push things down to see what happens, but they aren’t jerks.

[doctor979]

Any time I sit down or lay down on the couch, this lovable furball is there with me. I swear she watches tv with me. She comes to greet me when I come home. Any time she knows I'm leaving, she waits by the door cuz she wants to go with me. She will always come curl up in my lap and start purring. I have had her purr just from being within 2 feet of me when I'm not even doing anything.

Cats are loving

[4bsorb]

[youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk]

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

[fuckyeahknbsnkygofree-yaoi-deac]

Yes, please reblog

[dendenmusume]

Do it. Now.

[alienpal]

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

[lauriehalseanderson]

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

[doctor979]

I just realized how manipulative and abusive my ex was

I was with my ex for almost 3 years. She was my first long term relationship, and we were engaged. When she broke up with me, I was heartbroken. But the number of friends who supported me got me through it. But something I found peculiar was how many people who I thought liked her said they never really did. She would often gaslight me when I was frustrated with her, accusing me of ridiculous things to draw focus away from what I was frustrated with and make me apologize. She would demonize my family and I would isolate myself from them because I believed her. People told me she was abusive and it was hard to realize until a few days ago.

A friend did wrong by me. They just did something that frustrated me. So when they saw I was upset and asked what they did, I told them. But I kind of beat around the bush, saying other things I was frustrated with and blamed those too. And I realized how much I was expecting to have to apologize for my frustration. But when they admitted they were in the wrong and apologized, I was shocked. And then my anxiety tried to create the false idea that they were secretly mad at me or that they apologized because I was too harsh. Now everything is ok with them, but I realized the effect that she left on me and how good it is that I'm away from her

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[hweianime]

Dadmart

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[popsunner]

Thought you guys would want to know-

Gray is me, white is Colin. We’re idiots

[doctor979]

I love wholesome shit like this. It feels so rare to see a typical jock being so understanding and chill

[lou-random-deactivated20210317]

Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[antifaintl]

Reminder.

[sleepyowlet]

To all the absolute walnuts in the notes: No, sitting down to talk with a Nazi if you don’t know they’re a Nazi doesn’t make you a Nazi. Neither is trying to talk one out of their mindset. I’m not sure if you’re genuinely confused about this or just sea-lioning, but on the off-chance you’re sincere:

The quote is about people being complacent and accepting of Nazis in social settings, much in the same way that rapists feel validated by rape jokes. It’s about denying Nazis social validation and acceptance, which is a good and necessary thing.

It’s about putting up a stink at family gatherings by refusing to share a meal with uncle Harry after he makes a joke about “some people” needing to be gassed. It’s about standing up to members of your social group spouting antisemitic or racist shit. It’s about challenging them. And yes, trying to talk them out of it is a valid way to do that. But if you can’t, cut ties.

It means that if you are complacent, you are part of the problem.

[silverscreenx]

So we’re supposed to give them a victim mentality that will sooner or later evolve into a revenge fantasy and culminate in actual revenge and criminal behavior?

You really don’t understand that all this “punch Nazis” jargon does is making evil grow in hiding, until it’s strong enough to fight back?

And it’s not even a saying here. The good Doctor just made up some ideological bullshit.

Don’t try to add nuance to a blanket statement after the fact.

[sleepyowlet]

Hello. Hi. East German here. We actually do say that.

And…you are aware that they already are violent? That they kill people as is? Remember the Zwickauer Terrortrio? Punching them doesn’t make them worse than they already are - Nazis are always violent because their very ideology already is violence.

But you know what punching them achieves? It makes them afraid. It makes it so that they don’t dare to try to climb on the herring barrel and shout shit at crowds. It makes it harder for them to recruit followers openly. Punching Nazis and openly ridiculing and shaming them makes sure their bullshit doesn’t get normalised, aka suitable for polite conversation which, as I said, the quote is about.

Make Nazis afraid again.

[rainhann]

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.

[harperjenkins]

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

[but-is-it-gay-tho]

gay history

[doctor979]

Ok so this is my precious Doom Kitty. She loves attention and people but she's special.

I usually only hear her meow when she's in another room and it's almost like whining or crying. But whenever she's around me, she purrs. So I'm guessing she cries when she can't see me and thinks I'm not there.

But here's the thing, I stay where I am. She comes up and purrs and loves attention and then walks into another room and starts crying when she can't see me. Meanwhile I am in THE SAME SPOT SHE JUST SAW ME IN.

I love her so much