Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Aww shit, here we go again (29, he/they/fae | il/iel 🏳️‍⚧️, you may call me Beans) Numerous_Knives on AO3 No side blogs; it is chaos here

[obsessive-ego]

Reminder this is an 18plus blog

[numerousknives]

Beans plays Warframe update:

Loaded into a mission that was already basically completed. Sprinted as fast as possible to the pickup point while everyone else stood there waiting on the newbie to jump in the space uber. Got some solid rewards for it.

[bvckbiter]

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

[numerousknives]

Beans plays Warframe update:

I’m fighting a guy named vore…

They sent me to Repo! The Genetic Opera and now I’m starting a workers revolt

My spaceship might have depression

[fleshmesh]

Break the stereotype* of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short fat muscular men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi. tumblr sexyman is whoever tumblr says is the sexyman. bring in the new era

He’ll make you bread

*(people keep poiinting out that sans and stan won who are not skinny suit wearers. i am not saying they did not win. i'm saying it's the common stereotype of what a tumblr sexyman is. sans and stan winning only further proves my point that senshi can win)

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 7333  🔁 26795  ❤️ 35026 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[rneowth]

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[real-language-facts]

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

[emmaklee]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

🕯️my future employer will not find my balatro porn repository 🕯️

🕯️i am a qualified candidate regardless of my collection of balatro porn🕯️

🕯️even if my balatro porn is discovered, the dedication and ingenuity i alone can bring to any prospective employer's team will outweigh any perceived transgressions🕯️

[pooblet]

Dyke March London 2026

** TERFs, SWERFs, transmisogynists, & the like who interact with this post will be shamed & blocked 💖 **

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[numerousknives]

Mutuals need to stop posting absolutely gorgeous artwork that makes me want to get into a new game 😭

[numerousknives]

Update: I’m downloading Warframe

[feedeekate]

Above all else: You have to be nice to fat girls

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[longseasons]

hello pervert with excellent music taste