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@holytwerk

Hi, my name is Lukas. I'm 23. Guys on grindr think I'm cute and all my friends say I have a nice butt. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm a senior at UNLV where I am an elementary education major. I'm a half Cuban, half Jewish train wreck that was born in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. That's it. Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/LIN8VTZQZZR4

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fortzancudo

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

6qubed

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

#stat changing moves are only useful competivelt #you don’t need them to beat the game

whitepeopletwitter

thothoes

mike’s completely normal lemonade

teaboot

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

teaboot

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

teaboot

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

teaboot

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

teaboot

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

liberal-memes

a-book-of-creatures

This format will never get old

c-bassmeow

anarcho-smarmyism

and then some of them told us to willingly sacrifice our lives/our elders' lives for the economy..... guilliotine.gif

unfocused-overwriter

At the peak of my 13-year-oldness, I wrote a Hunger Games fic in which a former tribute (who won, obviously) had to watch her two kids being reaped the same year, and for extra drama, the organizer made her their mentor. The fic alternated between flashbacks to her own Games with the allies she made and saw die, and the fact that eventually she would have to choose which of her kids to save (or just straight up abandon both to the arena).

So far so good right?

Except the year was 2012. It was a songfic.

And the song I chose? The chorus to Nicky Minaj’s STARSHIPS.

“Starships” being the name her group of allies was given by the viewers. “Let’s do this one more time” was unironically the saddest line in the fic.

crumch

OP where is the fic

fandomlockedfan

give me that fic rn

strongermonster

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks