When in doubt eat me out

Hi! I'm Maria. I'm 28. I love music, movies, tv shows, pizza, makeup, singing, and coffee. I'm a fan of a lot of things that are constantly changing so don't expect too much consistancy in what I post. But do expect me to get way too emotionally attached to things and very enthusiastic about what I'm into at the moment. Feel free to send me asks about anything. I'm here to help all of my followers with whatever it is they're going through. Or if you just want a friend, I'm good for that too. :) She/her pronouns Slytherin and proud!

[campmiasmas]

I fit my high school best friend in a suitcase way smaller than this when crossing the border between Laos and Vietnam, so I’m pretty sure I can figure this out.

Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose in Schitt’s Creek Season Six

[bob-belcher]

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

This country treats immigrants and their families horribly, but that doesn’t have to stop anyone from applying for college.

[dirtyoldbook]

Autumn/Fall wallpapers🍁🍂🧡

[cinematv]

TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIES ➞ Cleo (@eddiebrak) ↳ #1 THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

[michonnegrimes]

HAMILTON - “Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)”

[michonnegrimes]

Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen – Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! LAFAYETTE!          Daveed Diggs as Marquis de Lafayette in HAMILTON

[pkjiming]

[devildoll]

I don’t understand how all the rest of him is an adorable boy, but from the elbows down he’s a guy who could Do Things to you.

[devildoll]

it’s been too long my darling

too long

[devildoll]

here is a gif of Dylan O’Brien opening a bottle in a totally unsexy way

[devildoll]

HERE IT IS. THE GENESIS OF THE ELBOWS DOWN TAG. HOW DID I FORGET IT WAS THE BOTTLE GIF?

and because it’s been way too long since i ruined everyone’s lives, here you go

[midnightwinterhawk]

Tag your porn, guys

[alexxturners]

It’s baaaaaack 😍

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[markwatney]

call 911 she’s been shot

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[casliyn]

If you find a Go Fund Me or ANY donation fund set up for Oluwatoyin Salau, DO NOT DONATE!

Toyin herself confirmed that she was seeking refuge ELSEWHWRE! Do NOT give your money to the people she was trying to protecting herself from!!

[piscesfinesttt]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[lonewolf23k]

To them, you reply “If you won’t respect me, I won’t respect you”, meaning “if you’re not going to treat me like a person, I won’t treat you like an authority.”

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[beardedzombietech-deactivated20]

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

[angrybell]

Why not?

[alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv]

Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

[latining]

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

[hawkeyetoo]

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wild

[tormentedpenguin86]

[thaknows]

Alex Turner, Hollywood CA, 2012 by Zackery Michael