AlexxxJay

[tvandfilm]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teenage girls saying “I can’t even” is basically the same as old ladies saying “Well I never”.

[bookmania]

“I have waited my whole life to walk through a secret passage built into a bookshelf.” ~ Robin Sloan, Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore

[olearypoetry]

“For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book.” - Tom McNeal

[olearypoetry]

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[permanent-vacation]

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

[thawrah]

i think the weirdest thing is having left over information about someone. like i still know someone’s favorite girl name. or their favorite season. or someone’s address. i remember someone’s favorite ice cream flavors. and someone’s favorite childhood book. and the mental disorder their uncle has. i remember the ages and birthdays of their siblings. i remember the song they said they’d sing to their spouse. where do i put this down? where do i learn to forget?

[vanessacarlysle]

miikaela asked: rachel and chandler’s friendship or phoebe and joey’s friendship?

[queerlaurabarton]

Jurassic Park is so quality like the little girl is the hacker, the main woman is sensibly dressed & smart & allowed to have agency w/o people being like “no women can’t do that thing”, and Jeff Goldblum is the one who’s shirt is sexily open & who’s injury causes him to lie in a strategic model pose to his best advantage. Plus of course the cgi & robotics are incredible

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

[driad-deactivated20160522]

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[shelbdawg]

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[bookmania]

We loved with a love that was more than love.

Edgar Allan Poe (via bookmania)

[marauders4evr]

“I want an Elsa with dark skin.”

So, you want her to look like Katara?

“I want a more realistic relationship between Elsa and her sibling.”

You mean like the realistic relationship between Katara and her sibling?

“I want more scenes where Elsa learns how to control her powers.”

You mean like how we saw Katara go from being an amateur to practicing, working hard, and becoming a master?

“I want scenes that prove that Elsa’s a feminist icon.”

You mean like how Katara literally fought the patriarchy?

“I want-”

Katara.

You want Katara.

Katara.

[itsjudemydude]

I never knew how much I wanted it until… Oh look, there it is. It’s been there right in front of our faces for ten years. Good.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Steve then sees who the guy was sitting with and points out how truly f***ed up his comment was.