Too Tired To Be A Bot

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[ahyperactivehero]

sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol

[introvertathome]

It's like monkeys on a typewriter

Sometimes you get lines akin to Shakespeare, sometimes you get hit by an AI telling Carl to pay the Daddy Tax

[tainebot01]

I was right?!?

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[paradoxicalmuse]

Artemisia. Goes well with tea. Daisies.

Artemisia absinthium. Wormwood. Used as a remedy. Healing. Associated with Artemis. Femininity.

But also. Bitterness. Harsh truth. Death.

In a Biblical context, a star or angel.

Tobias Foxington what is this-

[chipsncookies]

Happy Jirachi day and thank you for giving us this legendary gif

[sandgrassbagel]

"what's your favorite horror story?" oh just carl in book 6 sitting outside a gas station on christmas keeping the memory of an abandoned dog company and debating if he's going to trigger the fail safe and spiraling a bit because the choice has been placed in His hands and he's So Angry at borant and the universe but donut drunkenly messages him and asks when he's coming back because she misses him and he realizes that as angry as he is, he loves more than he hates and he tells donut i'll be back soon and deactivates the fail safe so no one will be able to trigger it and the ai will be released

[mayrine]

NEW FRIEND LORE I REPEAT NEW FUCKING FRIEND LORE

You get this dialogue if:

You've defeated Pink

You got the egg

You got hit by Red Friend

[kraftitain]

This guy just fuckin cracked the code

like dude just look at this shit

LIKE BRO????????

og post.

also the comments have some great points too, like someone suggested the locked classroom to the left of the supply closet may be a music room

[shamholic]

The rose imagery in Chapter 4 was never about Noelle.

Kris is the rose, and leaving a thorn in Noelle shattered them.

The changed version isn't just lines. it's shattered glass. This isn't just Kris being shattered, it's the prophecy and Noelle's worldview being shattered too.

And while I'm at it, let's remember someone else who was said to have been "shattered".

[eliassimp]

GUYS

[lukerm123]

I have always loved travel posters

[pennywords]

X

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

[flutteringfable]

[bookhater95]

[enii]

I love you. I'm glad you exist.🫂

[bramble5]

Just a little reminder for the people who feel they may be to much, to broken or to far gone for love. You are not. The right people will see you, will not run from the messy parts of you, and will hold your hand while you learn to put yourself back together, piece by often agonizing piece.

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

I think the part of the 40k fandom who really earnestly want to prove Astartes do/can in fact fuck are kinda missing the point.

Like Astartes are at their core deeply tragic creatures. They're people who've been turned into tools to serve the interests of fascist imperialism and, in the process, have had their humanity stripped away because they're purely utilitarian by design.

The scope of their entire existence has been narrowed down to a single point. They're more advanced than baseline humans in a physiological sense--stronger, faster, larger, better reflexes, etc--but beyond that, they're actually more limited.

There's a point in one of the Night Lord books where Octavia observes that, for all of the Astartes' advanced capabilities, they're really quite developmentally stunted. Like, huge powerhouses with unnaturally long lifespans, but the hyper-simplistic emotional depth and worldview of a 12 year old.

Which adds up. The Astartes love to sneeringly dismiss things like sexuality, intimacy and romantic love as nothing but the base, inferior drives of mortals, but once you strip back the superiority complex, it just sounds like a tween boy who can't wrap their head around why anyone would want to kiss a girl.

And, again, it's all by design; the Imperium doesn't want them developing attachments outside of a basic sense of brotherhood and filial love for their Primarch because that distracts them from their sole intended purpose. You don't want your hammer vanishing on a fuck fueled vacation to Bali with your handsaw when you're trying to build a shed. It's all a means of control.

And I get finding one of them hot and having horny headcanon, go fuckin nuts.

But whenever I see a reddit post that's like "B-BUT THE SPACE WOLVES FUCK! HORNY ASTARTES ARE CANON--!", it's like...I dunno, isn't it more compelling if they can't? That they've been robbed of simple human joys in order to better serve the interests of an uncaring theocratic fascist state? And they can't even grasp what's been taken from them?

Maybe that's just me.