alfie.

who will fix me now?

[hunteridgaf-blog]

You mean besides the fact that three people are dead and it’s starting to feel like a season of Survivor? Nope, pretty much everything else is the same.

[alfiegif]

That’s actually a very well thought out definition of what’s happening. Any ideas on who’s getting voted off the island next? 

[noeden]

It’s definitely pretty good. Those people just don’t know how to live life. You’ve caught my eye so I would say yes. You’ve got a jawline for days. Very nice. 

[alfiegif]

Well, my jawline and I thank you. So what’s your name? Explain your definition of living life. 

[ohmeohmys]

It appears we’ve got nothing else to do in Kingston. I don’t particularly blame everyone for going crazy, though. This place is so dull. Nothing ever happens here. Hell, I’m considering going on a murder rampage, too.

[alfiegif]

So what you’re telling me is, is that I should be very nice to you through the upcoming weeks so when you do finally snap, you’ll remember my moments of kindness and spare me? Hey, unrelated question - do you like jewelry? Or are you more of a sports car kind of guy?

[noeden]

A while huh? I’d love to welcome you back then. So far you seem like the only new thing around here. 

[alfiegif]

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. New things can be scary, to some people, exciting to others. So tell me, do I excite you?

[gracehudsonxo-blog]

Apparently. I, well, I didn’t know that. Anyone can see that they’re close. She’s the closest person to him … the only person who could outrank her would have been Kayla. I’m sure Noelle being with him right now will help him. And of course, you coming back will give him something else to think about. Even if just for a second. I just … I feel useless to him. You should have come back sooner if you were lonely over there. I know this isn’t exactly home, but I hope you know you’ll always have a place here.

[alfiegif]

Grace, you’re not useless. You of all people should know that you’re not useless. He loves you, he just... He’s Brandon. I wish I could tell you love can change people, but I’d be lying if I did. He’s just impulsive. And if he needed time before, then wow, he’s gonna need a lot more time later on. I - I know... With you here, it’s the closest home I’ll get. And, uh, with Brandon here too, you know. 

[alfiegif]

What is your relationship with the lowes

I grew up with Brandon and Kayla in Surrey. We’ve been friends since we were in diapers. We all grew up together, and Brandon has been a brother to me for as long as I can remember. 

[alfiegif]

Why are you in love with grace too so boRING

She is kind, smart, loving, beautiful. I don’t know. When I’m with her, things are easy. It’s like it’s not as hard to breathe, or something. I wish I could live my whole life feeling like that, but I - I only feel it when I’m with her. She’s special. She’s beauty. She’s Grace. 

[alfiegif]

Ur sexy as fuck

[alfiegif]

If you could be anyone in the world for a day who would it be?

Either E. E. Cummings, or Kurt Cobain. Maybe John Lennon. If it was someone in the present, I’d want to be Ryan Renolds. I would love for my alter ego to be Deadpool. 

[alfiegif]

your ideal date?

Candlelight dinner that I cooked on my apartment patio. Go out into the street and light off a paper lantern, then ending the night, cuddling and watching How to Train Your Dragon on the couch. No exceptions. 

[alfiegif]

what's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually?

Well, I got really drunk one night and woke up hog tied, naked, next to my neighbor. I don’t know what happened, but I can only assume that it was sexual. 

[alfiegif]

if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

My dad dying. No doubt in my mind. 

[alfiegif]

do you regret how you lost your virginity?

Nope. 

[alfiegif]

what was your first kiss like?

I was a little timid. She was three years older than me. I didn’t know about french kissing at the time, because I was twelve, and when she stuck her tongue in my mouth, I gagged, pulled back, looked at her and said, “What the fuck.” She didn’t appreciate that. Proud to say I’m a lot more experienced now. 

[alfiegif]

Latest hook up story?

Alright, so I was at Nando’s in Surrey with some friends and this girl is eyeing me across the restaurant. She is winking at me, waving. We both go up to the register at the same time and she buys me some Frozen Yogurt, which is the way to my heart, by the way. She is really hot, and practically melting against me. We start making out outside the restaurant and we take a cab to get to the Underground. Well, I ended up fingering her on the underground and once we got to her apartment, we had wonderful, beautiful consensual sex that ended with me sneaking out because her parent’s surprised her for her birthday. I guess she was having her birthday party at Nando’s.... and she ditched the party to fuck me. I mean, I’m not complaining.

[alfiegif]

Have you ever seen/overheard something you weren't supposed to?

I saw Caroline leaving Brandon in the middle of the night when we were younger, and I didn’t stop her even though I know he would have wanted me to. 

[alfiegif]

Do you trust your instincts?

No.