🐦‍🔥Alfie🐦‍🔥

[ubeng-ubas]

“POMNI! THE COMMITTEE SAYS IT’S MY TURN TO BE THE STRESS TOY!!!!!!!”

[willgrahamscock]

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

[alfiesweirdshop]

As a proshipper and a blue excorist fan I personally think that Arthur Auguste angel and Rin should have more ship fics, theres like 7 and I think only 1 or 2 are with Rin at his current age.

I will even settle for fics where they interact at least a few times(send me recs I beg)

I dont know if they have a ship name or not but for now im calling them risendemon/angelrin

[sealdeg-blog]

maid toichiro

[kerokerrrokerroppi]

I love how in “Something Rotten” Shakespeare just comes in periodically to aura farm, and then leaves again for like 30, 40, minutes then comes back and aura farm again

[xanderscollection]

I am this 🤏 close to making a "Rin making sounds/Rin just speaking" video compilation

[xanderscollection]

I'm 2 minutes into the first ep of s3, guys this is gonna take longer than I expected, Rin's too delightful I love him so much

[xanderscollection]

Hi its an hour later :) I have just one minute of content and I'm not even 15 mins onto episode 1

[shrike-seventeen]

i love characters that are so transgender it works both ways

[arianiziolek]

He totally overdid it

[metal-junk]

patch 7 has revived my bg3 brain rot

We’re so back

[kusukuu]

Kusucest edit....tuffs...

[perverted-asexual]

Am I wrong

[crossroadsbishounen]

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

[narutoheritageposts]

january 30, 2016

[spacemancharisma]

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE

[kickingvent]

Reimob is one ship that i wish people embrace their canon age more than any ship i have. Like I don't get the appeal of aging Mob up to adulthood because Reigen suddenly became 50s which is okay but i don't find that hot or fucked up at all.

Reading Reigen struggle to communicate to Mob that they can't do it because he will get in jail is so funny I can't stop imagining him with his head banging the desk praying to god knowing that he will get to hell no matter what and at the same time can't stop himself from thinking how cute Mob in his teenage year is, so inexperienced and naive and so so trusting Reigen about everything-

I love Reigen internal struggle of "I'm a good adult I'm a good person" mantra until suddenly Mob appears and all his brain focus on is "do I fuck or do I not fuck my teenage assistant right here right now"

and him just lose his act immediately when Mob brush his hand lightly, looking at him with his adoring eyes, and red cheeks that give color to his pale skin and all he think is "forget about all the consequences of this shit" and just eat Mob up till nothing left

I guess i like the whole "wait this is illegal" thing it's so cute and it fits Reigen character so much

God he's such a loser I fucking love him for being such an asshole

Also probably one of the reason why Age Swap AU is not my thing, it removes everything about Reigen being a pathetic son of a bitch and replaced it with Mob which in my opinion will never fall in the same mindset as Reigen

[alfiesweirdshop]

Well said, this is so real of you.

[kickingvent]

Reimob is one ship that i wish people embrace their canon age more than any ship i have. Like I don't get the appeal of aging Mob up to adulthood because Reigen suddenly became 50s which is okay but i don't find that hot or fucked up at all.

Reading Reigen struggle to communicate to Mob that they can't do it because he will get in jail is so funny I can't stop imagining him with his head banging the desk praying to god knowing that he will get to hell no matter what and at the same time can't stop himself from thinking how cute Mob in his teenage year is, so inexperienced and naive and so so trusting Reigen about everything-

I love Reigen internal struggle of "I'm a good adult I'm a good person" mantra until suddenly Mob appears and all his brain focus on is "do I fuck or do I not fuck my teenage assistant right here right now"

and him just lose his act immediately when Mob brush his hand lightly, looking at him with his adoring eyes, and red cheeks that give color to his pale skin and all he think is "forget about all the consequences of this shit" and just eat Mob up till nothing left

I guess i like the whole "wait this is illegal" thing it's so cute and it fits Reigen character so much

God he's such a loser I fucking love him for being such an asshole

Also probably one of the reason why Age Swap AU is not my thing, it removes everything about Reigen being a pathetic son of a bitch and replaced it with Mob which in my opinion will never fall in the same mindset as Reigen

[melissshit]

Velvette: Yeah my sexual awakening was slave Leia, who was yours Val?

Valentino: Oh it was that TV host my mama and sisters were mad about. Vincent Whittman.

Velvette: Wait you mean the serial killer? I watched a document about him, he killed famous people and declared their deaths on his news channel like a sociopath.

Valentino: Oh kinky… maybe I’ll find him and fuck him to piss Vox off. He won’t like that.

Velvette: No he won’t hahahah. But god, didn’t he die in the most fuckass way?

Valentino: Oh my god yes, a TV falling to his…

Both, looking at suspiciously quiet Vox:

Vox:

Vox: In my defence, it was an accident, I wasn’t actually going to kill myself.

[dazzledelight1986-deactivated20]

LET'S GIVE TUMBLR THE COMEBACK OF A LIFETIME

[t-hal-mothman]

Hurts

past Vox is smaller than present Vox, I just can't prove it yet.