AlfieTimewolf

30. Female. Pansexual. Shorter then Life. Book hoarder, casual gamer, and Sci-Fi lover. I'm an aspiring writer who comes here to relax.

[alfietimewolf]

I'm getting great joy at the moment from watching reaction youtubers watching ep2 of Hazbin Hotel s2 and they respond to Sir Pentious's name after Abel says his name is adorable because it's 'serpent-ious' and he's a snake.

[thatsbelievable]

[nitronine]

[alfietimewolf]

I need someone to write a JAWS fanfic that’s a blend of the book and the movie. In the book, Chief Brody’s wife (Ellen) cheats on him with Hooper. At the end of the movie, I think Brody deserves to have his own affair with Hooper. Oops, did the Brody’s just get a third in their marriage? What a tragedy 🥰

[alfietimewolf]

[alfietimewolf]

[eldin-tower]

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

[aristobun]

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[ad-wills]

[alfietimewolf]

The struggle is real honestly

[ad-wills]

[astoriachef]

[ao3commentoftheday]

fanfic speedrun: write the scene you want to write and skip the rest of the fic

(same goes on the reader side of things)

[ao3commentoftheday]

I'm seeing people on this post who think that what I'm saying is, "Write out of order, starting with the things you enjoy most." And while that's fine advice, it's not actually what I said.

What I said was, "Only write the thing that's fun, and don't write the rest."

Write one shots. Write drabbles. Write ficlets. If you have 5 interesting scenes but you can't figure out how to tie them together into a fic, then write 5 separate ficlets, post them in a series, and when you get another idea for that series just plop it right in there and rearrange the works into the right order.

You don't have to write longfic to write fanfic.

[pretentioussongtitle]

I love one shots. One shots are awesome. One shots don't fuck around. One shots are a hit of pure, distilled fandom straight into the veins. They know what they're here to accomplish and by God they accomplish it with as little extraneous bullshit as possible. Sometimes you don't want a 30 chapter slow-burn epic five course meal; it too much. Sometimes you just want to down a double-expresso one shot of your favorite character and ride that high for the rest of the afternoon.

[prof-grace-aspen]

90% of what I write is a one-shot. A single sex scene, a single concept. Bam slam thank you ma'am, there's the story. Beginning, middle, end, in 2,000 words or less on average.

I don't want to write all the food you need for a year; I don't want to write an intricately coordinated 12 course meal where every dish compliments those around them.

I write junk food. And I like that. Sometimes, you just want a fuckin' twinkie, and that's what my fic gives you.

[alfietimewolf]

purely for science, I want writers to like or reblog this if they've ever named a fic or titled a chapter with a Fall Out Boy song.

[thus-spoke-dr-sunshine-deactiva]

It's always morally correct to creatureify your blorbos. Give them teeth n tails n wings n stuff. Make them purr. It's good for the environment.

[alfietimewolf]