Alfkid

I am Alfkid, I am 24 years old. I reblog whatever I like.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[damaramegido]

@ericvilas is this accurate

[ericvilas]

I have personally never heard cajeta but I can definitely believe it. The rest are 100% accurate.

EDIT: oh wait I do know “jeta” is slang for pussy, I wonder if that’s a shortening of “cajeta”

And also “pendejo” is sometimes used as a minor insult here too I guess? Like, in the same way, uh.. hmmm… is there an equivalent in English? Idk. It does mean “young boy” but it can be used to mean it in an immature, almost bratty way? Idk.

[damaramegido]

thanks for the info, friendo! :D

[thingstolovefor]

[tavon-hamlet]

I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[poetiic-motion]

Time the fuck outtt 😳😳🤯🤯

[themasterpupil]

Those poor fish, no wonder they always miserable 💁🏾‍♂️ they basically live in New York

[snakeybones]

Is this what they wanted?

[snakeybones]

Nice

[mainflopgirl]

we have no idea when thor’s birthday is it could be today happy birthday thor

[alfkidpng]

Thor´s birthday is every Thursday

[gobblechopstv]

[munchiezxx]

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

[feliciteacup]

i made it better

[andrewtheconfusedmemefuck]

Better is not how I would describe that

[nex]

[snugglebull-deactivated20160725]

[unfitninjuh]

This is like seeing an elf argue with an orc

[glitzkomodo]

The orc won

[guapular]

[asexualveganmystic-deactivated2]

Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

[bwansen]

Yes.

[blue-change]

ONE OF A KIND

[blue-change]

im fucking shaking

[robot-dogs]

ok which one of you bought him??????

[werefurb]

👀

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[missgingerlee]

Um…I really like this. 

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[gobblechopstv]

[despazito]

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

[themonstermesh-blog]

If you are blocked by the OP you did something problematic.

[despazito]

you must be new here