Monterey Bay Aquarium
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roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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tannertan36
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we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
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Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
hello vonnie
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@findastone
I mean A D M I T T E D L Y there's this girl I like but she isn't looking for that/me so we're friend and it's FINE but I also just wanna like sit on her front porch wrapped in a blanket and watch the sun rise with her so there's a part of me that's HOPING for that maybe but I'm cool I'm chill I'm working on it
I still think about this girl, I hope she's well
I'm not sure what triggered this lovely jaunt down memory lane (maybe because it will be 10 years ago in July? Or 11? I dont know) but I was just thinking about how my July trip to Chicago with Michael was an absolute clusterfuck from top to bottom, and not just the 2nd day like I tend to focus on.
He had gotten his OVI a couple weeks before we were slated to go. Which of course was my fault. Despite asking several times if we were financially going to still be okay to go, he reassured me that it would be fine.
And then on the first night, at dinner (as he was wont to do; that man loved to suggest going out to eat and then declaring he didnt have any money halfway through the meal) he told me he didnt have any money for the rest of the trip.
Bear in mind I had paid for the 2 nights of the hotel room already.
He got mad because I hadn't planned on dressing up the first night and I didnt, so we dressed up. He got mad that I didn't want to rent city bikes and bike around the city streets, so he fast walked everywhere.
He didnt want to do anything I wanted to do because it was dumb and or it was too far to walk.
And then on the 2nd day, after walking around in the July heat with nothing but beer in my belly, I put one singular slice of Chicago deep dish pizza on that belly. Not even the whole slice, I couldn't even finish it. My stomach decided it could not hang.
When I told him my stomach was not hanging and would not be hanging, he got mad and fast walked slash dragged me back to the hotel, where he complained that I ruined the night, the trip, and that we should just drive home right then. Amd of course by we he meant me, because he had lost his license. No regard to the money I paid for the hotel, or the fact I was unsure if I was about to barf, or shit myself. Or both?
I did neither, somehow. And he must have realized he was being dumb because we stayed. And I felt fine enough the next day. And we drove home.
And that's just what I remember, I'm sure there were a thousand more snarky comments and microagressions. Like god damn. What a waste of money. He didnt even want to go see the bean. How do you go to Chicago two times and not even see the bean. We were right across the street from the park! We could practically see it from the hotel room! What a waste of money and time. And my youth.
Anyway, don't date douchebags thanks for coming to my ted talk
req'd by @clownrenown
bones noooooo it tastes so fucking bad
text: Suck it down and poop like a regular man
A game grumps reference! Love it
Retail
I mean...... yeah
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*
World Heritage Post
reblogging again… need it bad lol
I had an interview yesterday for this position for like the 5th time and PLEASE just let me in
I feel like I should update and say I got the job and I'm in week 2 of training I still can't hardly believe it. So this is the post, this is the one yall
can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner
In your defense, I have 2 kids and a fairly serious career and I can still barely make dinner so.... dinner is hard yall
Ecofascism and American Christianity have a lot in common.
That rat is full pancake
Basically imagine a love story being cut down to a few clips. It's a shame because the acting was spectacular. Some of the best acting I've ever seen in my life.
I'm listening to an entirely diverse and random selection of music on YouTube, songs I listened to in my apartment, songs from a few years ago, from 10 years ago. And like, I don't KNOW if it's an existential crisis I'm having but like.... how have I been so many people. How have I lived so many lives. I'm only 38. Maybe that's just like.... living through your 20s but damn.
This is Gorgeous Boulder Matrix Opal From Opalton Aussie, Australia.
Photo 📷 Yudi Susanto
Do you remember 9/11? ?
yes
no
Not as in you've heard of it but as in you actually remember September 11th, 2001.
Oh no I'm old
That really is how being in your 30s is like 😭
Stop
Chappell Roan's performance of Good Luck Babe! at the 2024 VMAs
Video from Twitter
I'd never gotten the chance to experience Chappell Roan up until now
Me: I don't know who chappell roan is and I don't care
Chappell Roan: comes out in armor and sets fire to the set
Me: Uh oh.
She is very cool
Trump Answers 2024 compilation
I love any time people transcribe exactly what Trump says, because it really drives home how utterly disoriented he is at all times.
I remember this one time in my government class, back when dubya was president (I know, I am old), my teacher, the amazing Herdman, gave us an assignment. He said, watch this interview with George w, take note of the question that is asked by the interviewer, and then note how he actually responds. The point of this was to be aware how full of shit politicians are, and how they don't ever actually answer a question
The point I'm trying to make is that trump is incoherent by even a presidential standard and it's not funny it's bordering on terrifying
