Sorry I Put A Curse On You Again

20 she/her

[iberiangrrl-deactivated20221201]

my aunties being so sweet to me she keeps telling me she’s gonna take a piece of me in her heart with her when she leaves 🥺

[librasupremacy]

I’m gonna bite a piece of your arm off if you don’t let me out of this cage.

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death

[paxamericana]

[puyopuyo]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

oh

[grox]

[kitsnicket]

Alpha male this sigma male that. What happened to ligma

[kitsnicket]

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[toesucker]

[997]

he is literally so hot

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

dilf archetype

[emergency-broadcast-system]

What is weeds connection to the mind and hardware/software

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[candyredterezii]

So which are you? A sussy playa or a pussy slaya?

[young-replica]

My favorite line of all time.

[cigz]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[nicollekidman]

[hotvampireadjacent]

i just remebered the jeremy renner app

[relelvance]

Clap if you find it daunting

[cigz]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

some funny deranged kpop stan posts