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paranoidinsane

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stability

waluigi-wah

i like the little smiley face on it

michellepsychologist

[By: Iguana Mouth]

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neuromaencer

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reblog this if you actually don’t fucking care about eurus AT FUCKING ALL

micdotcom

Jimmy Kimmel took to the street to see if people know the difference between Obamacare and the ACA

tyleroakley

imagine living in that ignorant bubble

helloathazagoraphobie

wowsohigh

showery-shower-thoughts

In video games there should be a “oh you haven’t played in over 6 months? Here’s a quick tutorial on the controls and a recap of the story thus far” option. -More Shower Thoughts Here!

tastefullyoffensive

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Wait for it…

association-of-free-people

Witchcraft

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perspectivemax-deactivated20181

Oh

secondhand-sheep-shack

The math geek in me is giddy.

brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

theheartbrokenlibertarian

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

dontneedfeminism2

Bruh.

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elfpen

I showed my mom this picture and she says “if that bald eagle had a baseball in its mouth, it would be even better.”

frogmp3

i’d take the cash and spit in their drinks

puthy

I fucking hate customers like this

hotbully-deactivated20170419

Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.

sidewalkwitch

Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.

daggers-drawn

Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.

thebibliosphere

“We have always talked about doing this. Boy honey wouldn’t it be fun to taunt the person likely making below minimum wage who is already expending far more emotional labor on winning our approval than we’ll ever show our own children. What if we just left money out on the table, just to watch them sing and dance for our sense of gratification and take a dollar away for every time they don’t sit back and clap like a performing seal. Boy I sure do love being a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.”