i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you
tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now
Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob
theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look
*Please read disclaimer on blog; default name set as Izumi
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Masumi: …Hello, grandma?
Sorry I couldn’t answer the phone during the day.
Hatsue: “That’s perfectly alright. I just gave you a call since I had something to tell you. Thank you for calling me back.”
“Have you been busy lately?”
Masumi: Yes. I attend seminars from time to time to learn about promotions. That what I was doing today.
Hatsue: “I see. You’re working hard.
How is your health?”
Masumi: I’m fine.
Hatsue: “That is good to hear.
I am the happiest if you are doing well.”
“Also… I know it’s a tad early, but happy birthday.
I had originally called you to tell you that.”
Masumi: Thank you, grandma.
Hatsue: “Speaking of birthdays, I wonder if you still remember?
It was back we were still living together…”
“We went together once to a small amusement park called Zephyr Garden Park to celebrate your birthday.”
Masumi: Zephyr Garden Park?
Hatsue: “Yes. You must have liked it quite a bit since you threw a tantrum when it was time to go home, which was unusual for you.”
Masumi: …Sorry, I don’t really remember.
Hatsue: “That’s alright. You were still small back then, after all.”
“But to think that Masumi has now grown up so big and splendidly.
Fufu. It makes me so proud.”
-pause-
Masumi: (Zehpyr Garden Park…
I have absolutely no recollection of that.)
(It must have been when I was still really little.
It’s kind of a bummer I couldn’t reminisce about the memory with grandma.)
Izumi: All of the photos came out great.
Citron: Everyone has such great smiles~.
Sakyo: This picture is also really well taken.
Masumi: Director…!
Citron: Masumi, you came at a great time!
Let us look at these birthday bromides together~.
Masumi: Birthday bromides? You mean for the birthday project?
Izumi: Yeah. This time, the birthday boy will request something they’d like to do and celebrate together with the rest of their troupe members. Remember?
These are the candid shots taken of everyone at their parties.
Sakyo: Since I’m the one in charge of taking the candid photos for you, we were just taking a look at the other guys’ shots for reference.
Masumi: Can we switch…
Sakyo: And I’ve told you over and over again we can’t.
Izumi: On that topic, have you already decided where you want to go for your birthday project, Masumi-kun?
Masumi: No, not yet.
Sakyo: Are you so busy that you forgot to think about it?
Masumi: No.
I just can’t think of anywhere I want to go.
Citron: In that case, I will help you pick a place~!
We will chooses a fun and happy party venue that is perfect for your birthday, Masumi!
Masumi: It's not like I asked for your help or anything…
Izumi: (I’m sure Masumi-kun's candid birthday shots will also turn out fun and unique.)
I can’t wait to see your candid photos, Masumi-kun!
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