A non-exhaustive list of dumb crap Manny Calavera has done:
Sent a loaf of bread through a pneumatic tube
Terrified small children to the point of tears by pretending a drill in his inventory was actually a bone saw
“Run, you pigeons! It’s Robert Frost!”
Held out his scythe whilst in his reaper suit whilst riding atop the bone wagon for the sole purpose of looking cool
Dressed up in his reaper suit (which includes stilts) while a dangerous crime boss’s back was turned for the sole purpose of looking cool whilst shooting him (which didn’t work)
Proceeded to run around a steep hill comprised entirely of corpses whilst still wearing said stilts
Contemplated what his evil rival would look like in silk stockings
“Not even a teensy bit of killing?”
Put an oil-soaked rag in a toaster
Threatened his evil rival (who was in possession of a gun) with a child-sized pickax
“Manny, Manny, Calavera!” “Me! Me! Mememe!” “Got no skin and got no hair-a!” “Don’t need skin and don’t need hair-a!”
Slid down a banister for the sole purpose of looking cool
Got so drunk at a Christmas party he tried to punch his evil rival in the face and passed out
Got up on a stage in a poetry club and screamed “WHO’S READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?????”
Locked himself in a vault whilst trying to free someone from said vault
“Manny, why is the door closed?” “I, um… the… wind…?”
Attempted (and failed) to escape said vault by trying to flood it by breaking the fire extinguisher, which wouldn’t work anyway because in spite of the fact that he just spent an hour or more underwater, he somehow forgot that skeletons cannot float.
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